Jeremy's writing
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10 of your favorite things (as of late) (Nonfiction)
description: These are 10 of my favorite things (as of late). What are yours?
chapter 1: 10 of your favorite things (as of late) (added 10/22/08 )
chapter 1: 10 of your favorite things (as of late) (added 10/22/08 )
My novel nominated for the Wonderland Book Award (Nonfiction)
description: Me and my book are both very happy.
chapter 1: My novel nominated for the Wonderland Book Award (added 09/29/08 )
chapter 1: My novel nominated for the Wonderland Book Award (added 09/29/08 )
Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't read my new book, Sheep and Wolves (Humor)
description: 4 out of 5 baby cannibals prefer Oprah's Book Club selections over Sheep and Wolves.
chapter 1: Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't read my new book, Sheep and Wolves (added 09/29/08 — 4 people liked it )
chapter 1: Top 10 reasons why you shouldn't read my new book, Sheep and Wolves (added 09/29/08 — 4 people liked it )
Horace the Coconut Zombie (Humor)
description: Once upon a time, in a land that smelled an awful lot like a diaper filled to the brim by the baby of a yellow snowman and a mucus-drenched sardine can, there lived an old coconut monkey named Horace. That is, until he was tickled to death by a pack of Care Bears hopped up on Tang, Go-gurts, and Squeeze-its.
chapter 1: Horace the Coconut Zombie (added 11/02/08 — 3 people liked it )
chapter 1: Horace the Coconut Zombie (added 11/02/08 — 3 people liked it )
Horace the Coconut Monkey (Humor)
description: Once upon a time, in a land about 7.4 miles away, there was a war being fought between a horde of anthropomorphized root vegetables (mostly parsnips) and a legion of rabid Teddy Ruxpins...
chapter 1: Horace the Coconut Monkey (added 09/15/08 — 3 people liked it )
chapter 1: Horace the Coconut Monkey (added 09/15/08 — 3 people liked it )
The top 11 reasons why I shaved off my beard (Humor)
description: My beard is gone. I know this must come as a shock to some of you. Perhaps the word "tragedy" comes to mind. And what kind of writer would I be if I didn't offer an explanation?
chapter 1: The top 11 reasons why I shaved my beard off (added 08/04/08 — 5 people liked it )
chapter 1: The top 11 reasons why I shaved my beard off (added 08/04/08 — 5 people liked it )
Would you like to interview me for your blog/website/magazine/etc? (Nonfiction)
description: Interviews are interviewtastic!
chapter 1: Would you like to interview me for your blog/website/magazine/etc? (added 07/23/08 )
chapter 1: Would you like to interview me for your blog/website/magazine/etc? (added 07/23/08 )
My Grandmother passed away (Poetry)
description: My Grandmother passed away on the 14th of June, 2008. She was my last living grandparent. Here's the poem I wrote on the day she passed away, in case anyone's interested in reading a little about my Grandmother, and my feelings.
chapter 1: My Grandmother passed away today (added 11/23/08 — 13 people liked it )
chapter 1: My Grandmother passed away today (added 11/23/08 — 13 people liked it )
