June 24, 2011
Had any of the characters been even half as cool as this guy:

...I may have keep reading.
Or to be more accurate I should say: I may have read it correctly.
Which I didn’t. Instead, I did this:
*notices all the 5star reviews of Bitten*
*clicks ‘confirm order’ button on BookDespository.com*
*waits by mail box for about 40,000 years*
*receives Bitten*
*does happy dance like a happy thing in a happy place with a happy hat*
*begins reading page one of Bitten*
18 minutes later:
“ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....” etc.
Following day
*continues reading Bitten*
*fixes toothpicks to eyelids in order to avoid boredom-induced coma*
Some time later.
*has been reading this motha-effing story since the beginning of time. Assumes is on page 82,476*
*looks at page number*
“Page 183! WTF!??”
*flips to final chapter. Absorbs general gist of things.*
*curses all Goodreaders*