What do you think?
Rate this book
189 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1972
Displaying a typically German wittiness, he concocted an up-to-date graph that plotted the length of the male member in various peoples and countries around the world. And without fail the enviable qualities and sizes were located in the most volcanically active regions.
Imagine a directory of ideal substances, long sought but never discovered. It would include H.G. Wells’s cavorite, capable of abolishing the force of gravity; ground unicorn horn, which renders poisons innocuous; the liquid that effects invisibility, also from Wells; phlogiston, or the substance of fire, which instead of weight possesses lightness; Wilhelm Reich’s bions, vesicles of sexual energy obtainable from sand; the philosopher’s stone for the transmutation of base metals into gold or silver; dragon’s teeth to ward off enemies…
To this perhaps infinite list we must add another item from the research of Dr. Henrik Lorgion, an early nineteenth-century physician based in Emmen, Holland. For interminable years he sought – in both human and plant lymph, in flying fish imported from the colonies, in everything mutable – the substance of beauty.
For centuries, current opinion held that idiocy in man is a symptom of degeneration. Attendu overturns this century-old prejudice and affirms that the idiot is nothing less than the primitive human prototype, of which we are simply the corrupt version and therefore subject to unnatural disturbances, passions, and manias which the true, unadulterated cretin is happily spared.
"The Temple of the Iconoclasts came into my hands, during a cold, wet winter, and I still remember the enormous pleasure it brought me, and the consolation, too, at a time when almost everything was full of sadness. Wilcock's book restored happiness to me, as is only the case with those masterpieces of literature that are also masterpieces of black humor, like Litchenberg's 'Aphorisms' or Sterne's 'Tristam Shandy.' Of course, Wilcock's book tiptoed out of bookstores. Today, seventeen years later, it has just been reprinted. If you want to have a good time, if you want to cure what ails you, buy it, steal it, borrow it, but most importantly, read it."
"With the mere force of his will, the surgeon Charles Wentworth Littlefield succeeded in making table salt crystallize into the shapes of chickens and small animals."
"Andre Lebran is remembered, modestly remembered, actually not remembered at all, as the inventor of the pentacycle, or five-wheeled bicycle."
"Before the time of the moon we see in the sky today, the earth was orbited by six other moons, in succession, which directly caused the greatest cataclysms in history."
utopians are heedless of methods. to render the human species happy, they are prepared to subject it to murder, torture, lethal injection, incineration, deportation, sterilization, quartering, lobotomy, electrocution, military invasion, bombing, etc. everything depends on the project. somehow it is encouraging to think that even in the absence of a project, men are and always will be prepared to murder, torture, sterilize, quarter, bomb, etc.