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58 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2009
a collage of text and photographs, fact and fantasy, rant and reflection, capturing the mood – angry, confused, resilient – of the UK in the early months of recession.Recessional is now out of print and the publisher has kindly made a pdf freely available on their website and it is certainly a worthwhile and relatively quick read:
‘Lo, all our pomp of yesterdayThe second more personal, and bitter:
Is one with Nineveh and Tyre!’
– Rudyard Kipling, ‘Recessional’
Nineveh and Tyre – not to mention Antioch, Babylon and Zanadu . . . Far from looking on their works with despair, we join sightseeing tours and queue to gawp at their artefacts at the British Museum: because right now it’s we who are winning, we are alive and they are not. We gloat. We preserve ruins because they tell us that we are not yet, for all our idiocies, ruins ourselves. And the best of them – not the tedious imperial arches; I mean the way a line renders a hip-bone, or the otherness of an animal – suggest what we might still be capable of. But the new room at the Bank of England Museum (opening hours 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday to Friday, closed on Bank Holidays) is disappointing: a few printed-off expense accounts and a scale model of a black hole.
This is my father driving in the 1940s, before I was born.The third more playful. The character of Jack, who eventually marries Jane - his personal debt adviser - having spurned the affections of Jill - the banker who ended up owning via a CDO his house - flows through the book as a story of sorts:
He left school at fourteen to work in an iron foundry his own father had helped establish; he eventually became joint managing director. We had a comfortable life without my mother having to work; single-income households were common then. He liked cars: I remember waiting at the front-room window one afternoon, when I was four or five years old, to see him arrive home in a brand-new olive-green Riley. Fifty years on from pressing my face against that window, I know that at no time has my own income been sufficient to raise a family in similar comfort, nor will I ever own a brand-new car; and my children will, if they go to college, be already mired in debt before they even begin to earn their own money. The car I can do without, but strip away the mirage of affluence offered by cheap credit and it’s clear that in my generation, despite the huge increase in productivity enabled by computers, more people have been working for less real money than before; while profits and the pay bundles of CEOs have soared; and imposing a few regulations on the banks is chickenfeed.
This is the house that Jack bought.Further literary references include Dickens Little Dorrit (whose description of a complex tangle of debts is remarkably apposite) and Wind in the Willows with a dialogue between Toad and Badger, except all Toad’s words are from the transcript of Fred Goodwin’s testimony to MPs.
This is the mortgage lender from the bank that lent Jack the money to buy his house.
This is banker 1 who lent the mortgage lender money to lend to Jack to buy his house, and thus bought a debt – or rather, looking ahead, an asset, being the rights to the repayment of that debt.
This is banker 2 who borrowed money from banker 3 to buy the debt/asset from banker 1 and a few others besides, and wrapped them up nicely and tied them with a pink ribbon and sold them on to banker 4, who bought them with money borrowed from banker 5 and in turn carried on spreading the joy.
This is the big chief banker who raised interest rates because of inflation.
This is Jack again, whose mortgage payments have risen and who can’t keep paying them.
This is Jack’s house again, back on sale for less than he paid for it because no one will lend anyone money to buy it – either because they can no longer borrow money to lend or because they don’t believe they’ve a cat’s chance in hell of ever getting it back.
These are various bankers who joined in the game but are now in pain because they’ve stubbed their big toe on a synthetic collateralised debt obligation.