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Terry Musalata’s timeless classic, Baby in a Blender, is widely accepted to be the story that created the entire ‘babies in blenders’ genre, and despite a plethora of books following in its wake, remains the pivotal extreme horror tale of newly born infants and kitchen appliances.

Following protests from governments, religious bodies, and various human rights groups, Baby in a Blender was withdrawn from sale in 1982 and only resurfaces today as a part of the new Godless Extreme Horror imprint.

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September 12, 2023
This was a very difficult read for me. Now I'm cross-eyed. My copy was in FIXED FORMAT, a nada yada yada for my kindle. No matter. I read with my eyes unfocused and did just fine I am not rating this book with stars. Why? This is in the Triple-X department on Godless. So, XXXXX.
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77 reviews104 followers
June 14, 2024
terry musalata you are an edgelord loser and i am a fool who read a book titled baby in a blender
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132 reviews5 followers
August 14, 2023
not to be a beta but i almost fucking threw up reading this. i might still. clearly anything is possible in this world.

this puts the necrophilia trilogy to shame. i’m sorry guys. the masterpiece has been dethroned.

one value of this “book” was that every sentence gave me whiplash. genuinely every time i thought i couldn’t get caught off guard again, i was swiftly proven wrong.

but at the end of the day…it doesn’t take much talent to sit down and write twenty pages of “his penis was gunky but he fucked the baby anyways and also his sister was watching teehee” does it. this is the writing-equivalent of that one painting in berlin that’s just a red line running parallel to three sides of the canvas. did i do it? no. could i do it? irrelevant, because the answer is clearly yes but also why on earth would i.

iT piOnEeReD tHe bAbY iN a bLeNdeR gEnrE: okay? …why though?

is this horror? or is it just horror-ble writing.
Profile Image for MadameD.
585 reviews62 followers
September 9, 2023
Baby In a Blender by Terry Musalata, is the most sickening story I’ve ever read.
It’s so vile that after almost vomiting in my mouth, to cope with this ignominy I laughed.
I purchased this short story from Godless.com’s XXXTREME label, so of course I knew I was in for a shock. But, this short story is something else entirely.
If you want to challenge yourself. Or if you want to read about the vilest, gut-wrenching, and abhorrent things that could be done. You should read this!
You have been warned! Don’t complain. This story is totally crazy!
But, it is kind of fun, if you have a very dark sense of humor.
Profile Image for Ghoul Von Horror.
1,125 reviews491 followers
September 9, 2023
TW: Language, incest, rape, torture, pee, poop, dead babies (duh), blood, baby torture

*****SPOILERS*****
About the book: Family puts a baby in a blender.
Release Date: 1980 something
Genre: Extreme Horror
Pages: 25
Rating: ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

What I Liked:
1. Writing was good
2. Characters written well

What I Didn't Like:
1. Over too fast
2. Author didn't make me understand why characters were obsessed with babies

Overall Thoughts:
The fontanel is covered by a thick, tough membrane which protects the brain. I have zero idea how this dude is just putting his penis into the baby's head. I can't believe I am saying this but wasn't this scene over way too fast? Like she carried a baby for 9 months and went through labor and 5 minutes they are done.... Rebecca do not have another kid with your brother. He does not respect what you do for him.


Rebecca should get an award. She gave birth and was able to just get back up and function.


Who's Leonard? Why do they care that a banker was kicked out of his home?

Final Thoughts:
Well that was a quick read. I was going okay until I got to him drinking out of the blender. I had to put my Kindle down and take a few deep breathes. I think this book accomplished what it set out to do; gross people out.

I am shocked though that at how good the writing was though. Most extreme books the writing is no good but this was written so good. I also feel like for a small 20 page "book" I understand the characters.

Recommend For:
• Baby torture
• Family stories

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Profile Image for R1CEC4KE.
135 reviews2 followers
July 29, 2023
And a big fuck you to the person who sent this to me.
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38 reviews2 followers
September 16, 2023
I have this thing where if I see people say how gross/disturbing/messed up something is, especially if they advise not to read it, then I have to read it. Anyway, yes this book is gross, but books like this always feel like a 12 year old boy is trying to write the most dark disturbing thing then can think of. “And then he fucked the baby and his sister and mom were watching and they all had scabs. Oh and then he fucked them too >:)” I feel like the story should have been prefaced with the “Welcome to my twisted mind” meme
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1,143 reviews44 followers
April 12, 2025
Books read & reviewed: 1️⃣5️⃣9️⃣🥖4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣
Date: Monday, April 7, 2025
Word Count: 3k Words, its um ....the size of an ao3 fanfic, idk why this exists as a highly respected novel in the 'splatterpunk extreme horror' community where P-194 is obviously a part of, i just write the format of their reviews

4️⃣ 🌟 on average. Probably because only one reviewed it, this one's disqualified

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My DID system's agreeableness scale:

0️⃣🥖1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ only one reviewed it

10th read in "Discovery for the (DID) system's majority agreeable ✨Good✨ book" April

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P- 1️⃣: 🌟,

P- 9️⃣: 🌟,

P- 1️⃣7️⃣: 🌟,

P- 5️⃣2️⃣: 🌟,

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P- 9️⃣6️⃣: 🌟,

P- 2️⃣4️⃣: 🌟,

P- 1️⃣9️⃣4️⃣: 4️⃣🌟, umm guys????

GUYSSSSSS??????????

Helouuuuuuuuu????

Why am i the only one left??

Its ummm uhhh banned book i think??

It was put out of shelves in 1982 because of its problematic content 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

"Following protests from governments, religious bodies and various human rights groups, Baby in a Blender was withdrawn from sale in 1982, and only resurfaces today as a part of the new Godless Extreme Horror imprint."

GUYS I PROMISE THIS IS NOT DISTURBING THE GOVERNMENT AND HUMAN RIGHTS GROUPS ARE OVERREACTING DO YALL HAVE ANY OPINIONS ON IT????????? OR I DONT KNOW IF ITS A DAMN MARKETING TACTIC IDK ANYMORE WHO TO TRUST BRUH 😭😭😭 IS THIS REAL?????????

🥹🥹GUYS I THOUGHT APRIL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MONTH WHERE US READERS IN THIS SYSTEM CAN GO TOGETHER AND SHARE OUR DIFFERING OPINIONS🥹 why yall leave 😖😖😖

GUYS ITS 25 PAGES LONG IN the digital websiteeeeeeeeee, ITS A NOVELLA NOT EVEN A FULL BLOWN NOVEL

its pure gore and honestly the most disgusting thing your eyes can ever lay your eyes on but its still kinda good doeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kinda, idk, for me its good

P-9, you read dark romance right?? What's the difference between that and this??? But now its just ..babies and umm definitely not romanticized and ummm.. blenders

P-123, I'm even fine with you, trashing every sentence in this and putting the skull emoji on every one of them

P-96, id lovee to know all the criticisms that you will give to this bookkkk

EXTREME HORROR ANYONEEEE??? IT'S THE MOST DISGUSTING PIECE OF LITERATURE WHICH IS A PARALLEL TO THE DARK PHENOMENONS OF THE HUMAN MIND 🥹

God It's hard being an extreme horror fan, no one can really understand you, even some of your own personalities in your Dissociative identity disorder.

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181 reviews1 follower
September 10, 2023
Am i horrified? Yes and sickened. Unsure if i can say if that was the point of the book or if it’s just disturbed, maybe it’s both.
However horror aside the writing is truly low level and feels like the author had just discovered a thesaurus with the constant need to use different words for basically all the genitals. The dialogue was completely unnatural (topic of conversation aside obviously as normal people do not discuss what this family does).

Before reading please know this is extreme horror and every TW you can think of applies (to newborns). Please take care reading these kinds of novels if you haven’t previously.
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426 reviews19 followers
December 8, 2023
The 1 star reviews made me really want to read this! 😂 and of course it’s a 5 star from me! From the 1st sentence it’s nasty and wrong and just gets worse from there! Oh how I love a nasty messed up book! This was a real quick fun read! I still can’t understand though why people pick up a book called Baby in a Blender then be horrified about the contents of the book 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂 Now I’m sure I’ve seen an uncensored original version somewhere 🤔🏃🏻‍♀️ off I go back to Godless! 😂😂
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Author 7 books18 followers
October 24, 2023
Not a whole lot of talent or imagination on display here, folks. Let's be honest though, no one reads a book like this because they're expecting a mind-numbingly sophisticated reading experience; people read this stuff out of twisted curiosity. This was extremely entertaining (but has every right to be, given how short it is) but there wasn't a whole lot of substance - just incest stuff, and that's pretty much it really. I would have loved to have seen the author (whoever wrote this, I think the "author" may be a pseudonym given the made-up backstory behind this book) make this about five times longer and really keep the over-the-top, giggle-inducing outrageousness continue to outdo itself as the story progressed. I would've actually been extremely impressed, but oh well, we can't have nice things because this is extreme horror damnit. I give this a 3/5 because I have no clue what else to give it. Recommended for fans of stuff like this, but be warned, it's extremely short.
Profile Image for Karisa Sortor.
219 reviews
August 27, 2023
This book is just so ridiculous that it's funny. Yes, it is gross but it so far out there that it comes off as comedy almost. I paid 50 cents for it so I can't complain. I got exactly what I expected out of it =]
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314 reviews12 followers
May 5, 2024
As the coppery slick of bloody mush coated his tongue with an exquisite deliciousness, he exploded, shooting long, salty spurts of semen into Mama’s greedy mouth.

With his spunk bubbling out of her nostrils, she pulled away, taking a deep breath, before declaring, ‘One day, we’ll wonder how we ever made do without a fucking blender.’
Profile Image for Christine Reads.
621 reviews36 followers
April 8, 2024
Please never forget the horrors I have suffered for you all.

Firstly, I apologize for even bringing this to your feeds. Somene wanted to know and I, well, delivered.

From the very first sentence, this book took me for a wild ride. I shook my head so many times with disbelief i swear I was a bobble head on the dashboard of an off-road trucker. This reminded me of Dead Inside, but a very short story version compacted into the weirdest novella ever told.

Everything but the kitchen sink huh? Family Incest, baby abuse, murder, r*pe, weirdest sex kinks ever. And of course, cannibalism. All in grotesque, overly exaggerated details with only the grossest, weirdest parts being described. Definitely a choice to write this and make people pay for it. Also the cover? I'm sorry but that's a zombie baby.

It starts out like a rollar coaster, 0-60 with him going right at the just born baby from his sister and doing the above then eating it? Then we find out mom was watching the whole time. Normal family bonding, ya know? After that it loses all momentum when it sets up the fact that he's a robber and likes to SA people so he's off to do that again. He then just stabs a mom, steals her baby and blender, brings it home and commences to bring it out on his dong like a shish-kebab. Then the blender and then it just ends. Lameeee.

Is it bad that the grammar mistakes bothered me more than the content? This is the type of book u see on 4chan with incels raving about it being the "worst book they ever read" when it's really just glorified gorey cringe core. Although "meat missle" was a new one, I have to admit. But this man has never met a woman in his life let alone actually copulated and u can tell.

Let Jesus have mercy on our souls, I need to bathe in holy water after this. Hell I need to drink some (although I've seen the Petri dishes of them and may pass on that)
This is not a book that needs to exists let alone be read by anyone.

You're welcome.
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205 reviews27 followers
April 7, 2024
Bueno, qué les puedo decir... Sí, horror. No solo la cantidad de situaciones, que no sé si calificar de ridículas o asquerosas, sino también el estilo de escritura del autor, que es pobre y, desde mi punto de vista, no tiene mucho propósito.
Como inicia la historia no tiene nada que ver con el final de la misma. Son dos perversiones inconexas (que se pretenden unir de la forma más vaga posible) que solo muestran la depravación de una familia. ¿Y? ¿Qué me querían decir con eso? Porque, te juro, que me horrorizaría más si pudiera sentir esta historia como algo real y con un fin, que así, como si el propósito fuera escribir la mayor cantidad de situaciones incómodas para que el lector sienta desagrado.
Profile Image for Alex.
334 reviews12 followers
May 14, 2024
My first story by Terry and I loved it!

This book reminded me of Blender Babies by Jon Athan (which I also loved) but this book originally came out in the '70s but got resurfaced into now times, so this is the original "baby blender" story!

This was a vile and disturbing tale all the way through and I absolutely enjoyed it!

4/5
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58 reviews5 followers
December 4, 2023
I ummm. 25 pages and I'm wondering how the author wasn’t arrested
Profile Image for Jessica García.
80 reviews3 followers
June 19, 2024
A genuine question … who reads this and enjoys it? It’s like the author just put the most disgusting shit he could think of on one page. I had to stop not because I was shocked, but because of how utterly bored I was…
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27 reviews2 followers
August 16, 2023
this is gross : just a man fucking two babies and putting one of them in a blender. i get that the writing style is kinda brillant but lets be serious the details are just not funny + showing the author’s kinks. even if it is a genre that disturb the reader … i get it but a the same time you can’t be a grown ass man and writing details about a sexual assault on a newborn. i like disturbing horror books but not made by a weirdo.
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169 reviews
July 30, 2023
0⭐️

It took me a few days to really digest this thing. Please do yourself a favour and never read this.

I understand that this is ‘extreme horror’ but at some point we need investigate the author and the people that enjoy reading books like this 🙂
Profile Image for Eve Moss.
79 reviews
September 6, 2023
Short and to the point, absolutely brutal and disgusting. 100% not for the faint of heart.
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151 reviews3 followers
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December 6, 2023
it just kept getting worse and worse 💀

@roo I'm taking away your buddy read rights /hj
129 reviews
July 10, 2024
felt like something a 15 year old writes to shock people

no thank you
Profile Image for Nicki.
21 reviews28 followers
February 26, 2025
Saw it on Reddit and read it on an impulse while eating dinner. I’m going to consider it as self-harm.
Profile Image for Vonka Bonbonka.
6 reviews
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May 17, 2024
WHAT THE FUCK??? I don't really know how i feel about this. Definitely one of the most bizarre stories I have ever read... Do some research before you decide to read this
Profile Image for Joanne Johnston.
Author 2 books4 followers
August 3, 2023
I don't really know what is wrong with me when I get into these splatter punk/extreme horror novels. I want to vomit, yet applaud the author for such creativity.

This is definitely not for the faint of heart. Not at all. It's very short (roughly 15 pages) but in that short of span, it has more gore and insanity than I've read in some longer EX-H.

**READER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED**

Don't read if you have a very sensitive stomach or have children. Especially infants. There's a reason the title is Baby in a Blender.
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