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151 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1991
Were an Alien Visitor
To hover a few hundred yards above the planet
It could be forgiven for thinking
That cars are the dominant life form,
And that human beings were a kind of ambulatory fuel call,
Injected when the car wished to move off,
And ejected when they were spent. [...]
The Visitor follows up the court reports:
Hit someone over the head with a discarded chrome fender
And kill them:
Life.
Take the precaution of attaching the fender to a car
And kill them:
Six months,
License to drive briefly suspended. [...]
The only green car
Is skeletally rusted and overgrown. [accompanied by a beautiful photograph of such]
The motorist straying off the main roads is driven by a need to escape from modern civilisation. He is a man seeking to withdraw himself, in quest, though he may not know it, of a retreat, a retreat bathed in the impalpable fragrance that is distilled by old and traditional things. He finds it, but only for a moment, for, in the act of finding it, he transforms it into something other than what he sought. It is a lane, say, leading to a village; yet scarcely has he passed that way, when the lane is widened to accommodate him... The motorist’ is, indeed, the true anti-Midas touch. [Written in 1946!]
The car is a weapon in the hands of those who choose to use it as such. The driver rattles his symbolic sabre and announces himself as lord of the highway. His inflated sense of confidence and his appreciation of the deadly features, both real and symbolic, transform his emotions and his behaviour. In a car, even the meekest of men has, like James Bond, a licence to kill. [1986]
Motor trucks [in New York] average less than six miles per hour in traffic, as against eleven miles per hour for horse drawn vehicles in 1911. [1961]