February 16, 2023
➽
And the moral of this particular rererererereread is:
okay house Andrews, it's been FOUR YEARS since you released this book and went on to write other stuff. You've punished us long enough, can we have Kate back now NOW?

👋 Until next time and stuff.

🐈 The Adventures Of A Brave Little Kitty Buddy Rerererereread (TAOABLKBR™) with the IA Addicts 🐈
➽ And the moral of this reread is: it is decidedly sad but disgustingly true, I still do not quite exactly like the ending of this book very much indeed. But it is KD. And it is IA. So QED and stuff.
➽ And the other moral of this reread is: I want to be Eahrratim Of The Lethal Sneers And Deathly Put-Downs (EOFTLSADPD™) when I grow up.

👋 Until next time and stuff.

[August 2018]
A well-known 18th-century author once said:
So. This book. The Last One. The Final One. The One That Shall Be Followed By No Other. Ever. Not At Any Point In The Entirety Of Our Entire Lives. And Probably Not Even After That.

Note to self: get ahold of yourself, for shrimp’s sake! You’re supposed to be nefarious and evil and black-hearted and stuff!
Okay, so this book,up until the ending -I-am-not-quite-terribly-enthusiastic-about, is probably one of the best the Authorlords have ever written. “Why,” you kindly ask? Because:
① I said so.
② Hahahahaha. Haha. Ha. Hahahahaha. And also, HA. The lines/dialogues/banter/whatever in this book are some of the mostest funniest (and even hilariousest, imagine that!) in the series. I actually laughed my shapely exoskeleton off several times while reading the book. I kid you not.
③ Deliciously nerve-wracking stuff abounds. The sense of impending doom is strong in this one, my Little Barnacles. Which is slightly delicious. And also a little nerve-wracking. Sometimes.
④ It features one of the most amazing fight scenes ever. Seeing Kate chop-chop-chopping and slice-slice-slicing away has been one of the major highlights of my reading life these last few years, but this! THIS! This was memorable and glorious and beautiful and wondrous and magnificent, and, mark my words, shall not be outdone for centuries to come. Except maybe by the Andrews. Who will obviously still be writing books four hundred years from now.
⑤ It all finally comes together. And quite fantastically at that. Also, most of the slightly awesome characters that have crossed Kate’s path at some point in the series make an appearance in this final instalment. Well except from Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler (not the character’s real name, in case you were wondering), whose absence pissed me off a teensy little bit. But more on that later.
⑥ Conlan. So. Immutable law of the universe #1: kids and teenagers in books tend to either bore me to death and back, or annoy the fish out of me. They have also been known to awaken the homicidal maniac in me once in a while. But. The Andrews have sold their souls to the devil in exchange for Super Magic Super Writing Superpowers (SMSWS™), ergo I 💕lurves💕 all their kids. And they are all MINE. Obviously. And safely locked up in the kindergarten section of my High Security Harem. George and Jack, from The Edge, Little Helen from Innkeeper Chronicles, Matilda from Hidden Legacy…and now also Conlan, because duh. I mean, who wouldn’t want to have such ababy terrorist “sweet dumpling” of their own? Even one of the greatest philosophers of our time (one Robert Lonesco) is known to have said “I want one,” when meeting the ninja cub gentle babe for the first time. So Poof, Gone, Harem and stuff!
⑦ Random Yet Gloriously Awesome Stuff (RYGAS™): the woman known as Lady Ma’am. Evil old shit. Roman the Riveting Russian Rake (aka R⁴). Gifts from socially awkward horticulturalists. Barabas. Fire calls to Dear Daddy. Desandra. Severing heads vs cleaning skulls (I must talk to Lady about this). Ghastek (aka the Fearless Leader). Druids and hearing aids and chickens, oh my! Christopher.Spilled bags of Skittles Vamps and sunblock. Hugh & Elara. Blood magic. Enormous, pissed-off pigs. Teddy Jo. “Why, gods? Why me?” Auntie Rowena. Highly nourishing human soup. Noah at the Casino Help Desk. “Ranar kair. ” Abnormally large glowing wolves. Grendel. “Knight in the streets, wizard in the sheets.” Nutrient values of cookies vs raw mice. Uncle Nick Stupidhead. Awesome stuff. More awesome stuff. And even more, more awesome stuff I could mention but if I did we’d still be here 250 years from now and I have puny humans to slaughter things to do and kingdoms to overthrow places to go, so I won’t. Besides, if I talk about all the Utterly Yummilicious Stuff (UYS™) now, what will I talk about in the crappy non-review for my twentieth reread of the book, I ask you? So QED and stuff.
⑧ I said so.
Now. All this ↑↑ was positively scrumptious and generally stupendous and wonderfully spectacular and the perfect conclusion to this perfect series and stuff, BUT. That ending. Sigh. It was okay, but I expected SO much more from it. More epic stuff. Messier stuff. Grittier stuff. More complex stuff. More dramatic stuff. Unfortunately, the ending was not nearly as momentous and thrilling as I thought it would be. It felt rushed and oversimplified, and gave me the impression the book had been cut short somehow. I’m pretty fairly sure and almost nearly certain that another 50-100 pages would have turned Magic Triumphs into the most satisfying conclusion to a series in the history of most satisfying conclusions to a series. Then again, what do I know? I am naught but an ungrateful, miserable little shrimp, after all.
Okay, I’m pretty sure my fascinating ramblings haven’t yet bored you to death, so let’s now expand and analyze, shall we?

Much as I bitch and moan and complain and stuff, this is still an amazing book. And Kate Daniels still and forever will be the best UF series ever. The world. The characters. The humor. The incredibly researched historical/cultural background. The action. The magic. The creatures. The cut-cut-cut, slice-slice-slice. EVERYTHING. I don’t even know why other authors even bother writing UF series anymore. It’s a total waste of time, if you ask me. Nothing will ever compare to Kate Daniels. It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) without ever getting bored. It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) and still fangirl like a 13-year-old maniac on crack everytime you read the words “hot tub.” It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) and still discover new, awesome things you hadn’t noticed before. It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) and still want to punch the pack princess to a bloody pulp every single time she makes an appearance. It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) and still feel like the Andrews just saved your life all over again. And to think it all started with “Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...”

Now if you will please excuse me, I’m off to weld the bimbo room shut.
P.S. I want to be Kate Daniels when I grow up. Just so I can say “Osanda, you bastard!” to anyone who slightly pisses me off.
P.P.S. The Dove and Chick are secure. I repeat, the Dove and Chick are secure.


· Book 1: Magic Bites ★★★★★
· Book 2: Magic Burns ★★★★★
· Book 3: Magic Strikes ★★★★★
· Book 4: Magic Bleeds ★★★★★
· Book 5: Magic Slays ★★★★★
· Book 6: Magic Rises ★★★★★
· Book 7: Magic Breaks ★★★★★
· Book 8: Magic Shifts ★★★★★
· Book 9: Magic Binds ★★★★★
· Book 10.5: Magic Tides ★★★★★
· Book 10.6: Magic Claims · to be published June 2023

[Pre-review nonsense]
No, thou art not dreaming. Yes, I did just rate an instalment in the Mostest Gloriousest UF Series of All Time (MGUFSoAT™) less than12 5 stars. Yes, this is blasphemy indeed. But fear not, for all is not lost. Pretty sure I'll end up rating the book 3 million stars (give or take a star or two) by the time I reread it for the twentieth time and stuff.
Full Forgive Me IA For I Have Spinned Crappy Non-Review (FMIAFIHSCNR™) to come.

P.S. It's the ending that did it. Or rather didn't do it. All shall be explained. In due time and stuff.["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>

👋 Until next time and stuff.

🐈 The Adventures Of A Brave Little Kitty Buddy Rerererereread (TAOABLKBR™) with the IA Addicts 🐈
➽ And the moral of this reread is: it is decidedly sad but disgustingly true, I still do not quite exactly like the ending of this book very much indeed. But it is KD. And it is IA. So QED and stuff.
➽ And the other moral of this reread is: I want to be Eahrratim Of The Lethal Sneers And Deathly Put-Downs (EOFTLSADPD™) when I grow up.

👋 Until next time and stuff.

[August 2018]
A well-known 18th-century author once said:
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that Kate Daniels is the Best Bloody Shrimping Urban Fantasy Series That Ever Was and Ever Will Be.”I can’t remember this most perceptive author’s name, unfortunately , but one thing’s for sure: those 18th-century folks really had Impeccable Book Taste (IBT™). Too bad their being somewhat dead prevented them from reading this last installment in the series. Life really sucks sometimes. Hmmm…I wonder what sucks more, come to think of it: being a little dead and not having read the book, or being vaguely alive, having read it and therefore having no other installment to look forward to. Sounds like we’re all equally screwed, if you ask me. But I ever so slightly digress.
So. This book. The Last One. The Final One. The One That Shall Be Followed By No Other. Ever. Not At Any Point In The Entirety Of Our Entire Lives. And Probably Not Even After That.

Note to self: get ahold of yourself, for shrimp’s sake! You’re supposed to be nefarious and evil and black-hearted and stuff!
Okay, so this book
① I said so.
② Hahahahaha. Haha. Ha. Hahahahaha. And also, HA. The lines/dialogues/banter/whatever in this book are some of the mostest funniest (and even hilariousest, imagine that!) in the series. I actually laughed my shapely exoskeleton off several times while reading the book. I kid you not.
③ Deliciously nerve-wracking stuff abounds. The sense of impending doom is strong in this one, my Little Barnacles. Which is slightly delicious. And also a little nerve-wracking. Sometimes.
④ It features one of the most amazing fight scenes ever. Seeing Kate chop-chop-chopping and slice-slice-slicing away has been one of the major highlights of my reading life these last few years, but this! THIS! This was memorable and glorious and beautiful and wondrous and magnificent, and, mark my words, shall not be outdone for centuries to come. Except maybe by the Andrews. Who will obviously still be writing books four hundred years from now.
⑤ It all finally comes together. And quite fantastically at that. Also, most of the slightly awesome characters that have crossed Kate’s path at some point in the series make an appearance in this final instalment. Well except from Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler (not the character’s real name, in case you were wondering), whose absence pissed me off a teensy little bit. But more on that later.
⑥ Conlan. So. Immutable law of the universe #1: kids and teenagers in books tend to either bore me to death and back, or annoy the fish out of me. They have also been known to awaken the homicidal maniac in me once in a while. But. The Andrews have sold their souls to the devil in exchange for Super Magic Super Writing Superpowers (SMSWS™), ergo I 💕lurves💕 all their kids. And they are all MINE. Obviously. And safely locked up in the kindergarten section of my High Security Harem. George and Jack, from The Edge, Little Helen from Innkeeper Chronicles, Matilda from Hidden Legacy…and now also Conlan, because duh. I mean, who wouldn’t want to have such a
⑦ Random Yet Gloriously Awesome Stuff (RYGAS™): the woman known as Lady Ma’am. Evil old shit. Roman the Riveting Russian Rake (aka R⁴). Gifts from socially awkward horticulturalists. Barabas. Fire calls to Dear Daddy. Desandra. Severing heads vs cleaning skulls (I must talk to Lady about this). Ghastek (aka the Fearless Leader). Druids and hearing aids and chickens, oh my! Christopher.
⑧ I said so.
Now. All this ↑↑ was positively scrumptious and generally stupendous and wonderfully spectacular and the perfect conclusion to this perfect series and stuff, BUT. That ending. Sigh. It was okay, but I expected SO much more from it. More epic stuff. Messier stuff. Grittier stuff. More complex stuff. More dramatic stuff. Unfortunately, the ending was not nearly as momentous and thrilling as I thought it would be. It felt rushed and oversimplified, and gave me the impression the book had been cut short somehow. I’m pretty fairly sure and almost nearly certain that another 50-100 pages would have turned Magic Triumphs into the most satisfying conclusion to a series in the history of most satisfying conclusions to a series. Then again, what do I know? I am naught but an ungrateful, miserable little shrimp, after all.
Okay, I’m pretty sure my fascinating ramblings haven’t yet bored you to death, so let’s now expand and analyze, shall we?

Much as I bitch and moan and complain and stuff, this is still an amazing book. And Kate Daniels still and forever will be the best UF series ever. The world. The characters. The humor. The incredibly researched historical/cultural background. The action. The magic. The creatures. The cut-cut-cut, slice-slice-slice. EVERYTHING. I don’t even know why other authors even bother writing UF series anymore. It’s a total waste of time, if you ask me. Nothing will ever compare to Kate Daniels. It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) without ever getting bored. It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) and still fangirl like a 13-year-old maniac on crack everytime you read the words “hot tub.” It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) and still discover new, awesome things you hadn’t noticed before. It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) and still want to punch the pack princess to a bloody pulp every single time she makes an appearance. It’s the series you can reread 11,000 times (and a half) and still feel like the Andrews just saved your life all over again. And to think it all started with “Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...”

Now if you will please excuse me, I’m off to weld the bimbo room shut.
P.S. I want to be Kate Daniels when I grow up. Just so I can say “Osanda, you bastard!” to anyone who slightly pisses me off.
P.P.S. The Dove and Chick are secure. I repeat, the Dove and Chick are secure.


· Book 1: Magic Bites ★★★★★
· Book 2: Magic Burns ★★★★★
· Book 3: Magic Strikes ★★★★★
· Book 4: Magic Bleeds ★★★★★
· Book 5: Magic Slays ★★★★★
· Book 6: Magic Rises ★★★★★
· Book 7: Magic Breaks ★★★★★
· Book 8: Magic Shifts ★★★★★
· Book 9: Magic Binds ★★★★★
· Book 10.5: Magic Tides ★★★★★
· Book 10.6: Magic Claims · to be published June 2023

[Pre-review nonsense]
No, thou art not dreaming. Yes, I did just rate an instalment in the Mostest Gloriousest UF Series of All Time (MGUFSoAT™) less than
Full Forgive Me IA For I Have S

P.S. It's the ending that did it. Or rather didn't do it. All shall be explained. In due time and stuff.["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>