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Oh, the Places You'll Eff Up: A Parody for Your Twenties

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A HILARIOUS GRADUATION KEEPSAKE THAT GLEEFULLY EXPOSES THE NOT-ALWAYS-AWESOME REALITIES OF STARTING OUT IN THE ADULT WORLD

Congrats! Congrats!

You've made it so far.
You're an adult now,
you're even allowed
in a bar.

But long before you're
going to succeed,
You'll eff shit up,
100% guaranteed.

This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the wide world.

32 pages, Hardcover

First published March 17, 2014

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55 reviews8 followers
March 23, 2018
I’m not even in my twenties and I’m scared 😂👏🏼👏🏼
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430 reviews4 followers
June 25, 2014
Great gift idea for someone in their 20s. Cute parody.
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537 reviews148 followers
February 9, 2023
Very Funny and Rhyming Parody of Dr. Seuss' classic.
This hilarious graduation keepsake exposes the not-always-awesome realities of becoming an adult in a bitingly satirical verse.
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42 reviews
January 4, 2026
Very lighthearted, funny, and an easy read. This was a good reminder that your twenties are filled with inescapable miseries 👍
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3 reviews2 followers
April 11, 2014
An amusing gift book, 'Oh, the Places...' parodies a variety of children's books, providing advice to those who've graduated college and need updated versions of those tomes of youth to apply to more adult situations.

I wish the authors could create full-length parodies of all the books they chose. That's not a criticism of the book, but a compliment.

It's so good that I want MORE!

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14 reviews24 followers
April 15, 2014
I received this book in a first reads giveaway and I thought it was a really cute take on a difficult age. It is quite short like any Dr. Suess book but I think it's a great coffee table book and conversation starter. That's where I'll be keeping it assuming I don't have company that's offended by swear words!
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85 reviews
April 11, 2019
Super fun to look at, super fun to read, super fun to relate to.. and sob because of it. I really enjoyed this writing style, sad life's truths spoken in a humorous and clever way and silly (& amazing) illustrations by Gemma Correll accompanied them wonderfully. I see from a lot of reviews that people couldn't relate to this book.. all I can say is: you lucky bastards.
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404 reviews2 followers
January 5, 2018
I was super excited to get/read this book because, let's be honest, it looks like it would he hilarious. The book tried to be cute but not much better than ok.....certainly not as good as Dr. Seuss.
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598 reviews2 followers
January 6, 2025
I should have seen it coming, seeing that the book's blurb begins by saying how hilarious it is, but all I saw was that I had a 30 page book on my tbr and I am trying to avoid doing what I am supposed to. This felt like a very boomer book, which made more sense when I saw that it was first published in 2008, but it still felt somewhat weird to read it, seeing that it does not really reflect on anyones experience, seeing how general it is. It feels like this idea would have been realised better if instead of general advice there were personal stories, but this is the way that this book came out and there is nothing to really do about it. This was disappointing, despite the low expectations, but it wasn’t terrible.
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565 reviews2 followers
September 21, 2019
This was not what I expected at all. I was expecting more like Sarah Andersons comics, where the book is more comic than words.

This was a full on poem about adult life in your twenties. Accurate, and short. It was good, but not great. I felt it would have been better if the poem was in a comic strip.

Good short read
Profile Image for Malena.
66 reviews7 followers
November 15, 2018
This book was actually too real but also hilarious! I'm so glad I came across this, after just graduating college this book really hits home refs give it a read if you are a new grad or need a good laugh as your crippling under student debt and this dying job market.
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478 reviews87 followers
August 3, 2023
"You dream of that day
when you finally can quit
and walk out the door
telling your boss
to "EAT SHIT!""


This resonates in my soul at the moment.

A witty, funny and, sadly, accurate little book.
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843 reviews130 followers
December 25, 2023
tried to be funny
but it was okay

read it on everand (scribd)
there seemed to be an issue with the formatting. some sentences were overlapping others

the reading experience could have been better
422 reviews
June 22, 2018
not my kinda read. couldn't relate some things. overall an okay read. not gonna re read.
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719 reviews669 followers
March 18, 2019
Cute and quick. Found it on Scribd while I was scrolling. Unfortunately a lot of it is super true. :(
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1,176 reviews18 followers
September 30, 2019
An amusing parody of the classic Seuss book... but don't share with someone prone to anxiety....
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December 17, 2019
In contrast to more optimistic books that this parodies, this one seems to echoes my kids' experiences in their 20s. Tough economic times are discouraging, particularly in urban centres.
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1,728 reviews33 followers
July 25, 2021
A crass, but comical look at the negative parts of your 20s that Dr Seuss failed to mention to the modern reader.
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860 reviews11 followers
May 10, 2022
Entertaining rhymes, even though my experience of my 20s wasn't quite like that.
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