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159 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1986
P’pa, although a de Bergerac, a Frenchman and married to my mother, had a Chinese concubine. He brought her back from a voyage to Peking in the spring of 1881. M’man took one look at the woman’s tiny, cloven hooves and swollen belly and before fainting shouted, ‘Kremlin and Vatican!’, the only curse she knew. The infidel’s name was Dust.
M’man, a valiant Frenchwoman and an honour to her race, accepted the situation. To question P’pa’s decisions was beyond her wildest imaginings. Indeed, M’man was an exemplarily virtuous woman and had no imagination.
‘In the Amazon, every fish is the spirit of a penis in search of an orchid. And every orchid is the spirit of a woman’s vagina.’
To hell with bigamists, communists, Jew tycoons, journalists with elliptical heads, agitators, homosexual spies, writers of subversive books, Italian anarchists, astronomers, arsonists …Ladies and Gentlemen, the Occident has a cancer, a cancer named Democracy.
Water has never been my element. Give me a hot wind. Give me fire.
Etched into my brain are visions of young, green Spanish girls sipping sherbet and preening like grebes on balconies, bouncy French whores nibbling pineapple and dealing out cards, English lasses floating past on imported bicycles and everywhere a European bustle of full skirts. Beneath the tropical sun the women sweated like mares – the odour of their overheated flesh was everywhere – their breasts pressed beneath the lace of their bodices like flowers in a book of verse. And now suddenly I remember the laundresses hanging out the city's wash to dry in the blazing sun. And camisoles and shifts and bloomers and petticoats. There were men in Rio, too, but I took little notice of them….
Beneath their masks, the women of the Palace were fragile, luscious and unique. But the men who visited them were so blinded by lust they never saw what was there, only what was painted there.
You will understand why later, when Senator McCarthy asked me if my companion was a Marxist, I answered without hesitation, Yes. Of course, I was thinking of Groucho.



Water has never been my element. Give me a hot wind. Give me fire.