Mogwai

by Simon McHardy, Sean Hawker

Prepare to have your movie memories from childhood brutally face fucked! McHardy and Hawker bring you their own warped, zany tribute story to the iconic, 1984 comedy horror masterpiece GREMLINS! Full of insane mogwai mayhem and gremlin gore, McHardy and Hawker take no prisoners.

Filth and fury abound on board a plane from China back to the good ol’ US of A. With a frisky mogwai in tow, John gets much more than he bargained for when he fails to follow the three simple rules:

Don’t get mogwai wet with water.

Don’t feed mogwai after midnight.

And, most important of all, don’t fill mogwai with jizz!

ebook

Published August 27, 2023

About the author

Simon McHardy is the author of the infamous MOTHER MAGGOT. He lives a reclusive life in Tasmania Australia. Due to the extreme nature of his books, most are exclusive to Godless.com.

Reviews

[Janie · Rating 5 out of 5]

A scene in this book reminded me of a scene in an Alien movie. By the time you reach this point, you probably will have realized that this is a hilariously funny story, or maybe you just didn't finish. That is your choice. I laughed. A lot! 😂😂😂

[Lady MacDeath · Rating 5 out of 5]

You know when you get a book from these two beauties, that you’re in for a great time...this was no exception, and IMO, their BEST yet!!

I’m currently stitching my sides back together as they’d split through laughing hysterically, too much 🤣

This is a very naughty and totes ‘hell hairy arse’ (hilarious!), take on Gremlins, and these two are going to get in so much trouble 🤣 but don’t worry guys...I’ll gladly bail you out!! A small price to pay for making my life so much happier ❤️

All I can say, is that I highly recommend this, and my face still aches thinking of John in the starring role...naughty naughty!! 🤣🤘🏼

Available: August 27th via godless.com

[MadameD · Rating 5 out of 5]

When I was a child I enjoyed all the Gremlins movies. Their shenanigans are legendary! But, what Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker wrote, ruined my childhood memories. But in a good way. Now when I’ll think of The Gremlins, I’ll think of Mogwai, by my two favorite authors. It made me laugh so much!
In this story, John’s penis put him in a life-threatening situation, after he concluded a business trip in China. All of these disastrous situations, and killing in this short story happened, because he couldn’t found AA batteries for his fleslight, in China! So, he asked his taxi driver to find him "some pussy". He granted John’s wishes, and found him the best "good-good kitty-cat in all Shanghai".
To say that, after he met the best pussy in town, everything went sideways is an understatement.
I don’t have a favorite story by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker, I love them all. But, Mogwaï is really an exceptional one. There’s everything I like about their dark sense of humor in it. It’s irreverent, it’s not politically correct, it’s gory and very naughty!
In one word, Mogwaï is, hilarious!
You need to read this! You will not think of Gremlins the same way, ever again!

[Nat Whiston · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well, I am successfully traumatized well done boys, I will never look at Gizmo the same again! So this is all out ripping the piss out of Gremlins but taking it to a new dark-humor vibe. John is a sexual fiend looking for a good time, just a heads up if you are not familiar with Full Metal Jacket then you WILL be offended by the context of the characters he meets when in Shanghai. If you have a dark nonchalant approach, this book will have you in stitches but also, cringing to the extreme. Especially at the fact that rather than being a loving pet option, Mogwai becomes an over sexual used sex toy. That has a very 'interesting' effect on men, mainly John. Never once in my life have I ever looked at cute lil Gizmo and gone 'Meh, I'd fuck it.' But this story has all the comedy aspects and Carnage of Gremlins but times by 1000 on the extreme meter.
You have been warned, your childhood will be left in tatters with this one.

[Corrina Morse · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy Gizmos this was hilarious, fucked up, insane, depraved, disturbing, sick, twisted brilliance from my favourite Gruesome Twosome! I'll never be able to watch Gremlins again! Who knew these cute, cuddly little creatures were so…..filthy?! 😲😂

John has an hour to kill before his flight and he's gagging to squeeze in some sexy time! His taxi driver knows just the place for him to get some extra special loving to take with him, but it ain't cheap, in fact it will come at a very high price indeed! Once John gets what he's after, and so much more, it seems to take forever for him to be able to satisfy his craving, with every obstacle that can get in his way doing just that!

When he finally does get his wicked way, he neglects to follow the 3 very important rules in his moment of passion, and holy fuck does he pay for it! Him and thousands of others! Chaotic bloody carnage ensues. Murderous mayhem absolutely drenched in blood, entrails and buckets of cum!

Noone is safe, dead or alive, and any hole, natural or torn open, is a goal! And that ending!!!!!!!! 😲😲 McHardy-Hawker genius right there!

[Milt Theo · Rating 5 out of 5]

Splatter comedy is a new thing for me, and I suspect I stumbled on the best of the best this genre has to offer: a truly funny yet absolutely revolting, sex-fuelled riff on the Gremlins movie, which I loved as a kid. Thankfully, I'm reading this story as an adult. Otherwise the destruction of the beloved cute icon of Mogwai would have left my life a mess. Come to think of it, even adulthood may not be enough to deal with this story! Poor me.

[Rachel M · Rating 5 out of 5]

Right, that’s it, Gremlins ruined forever!!!

I’ve said it before and here I am to tell you again……. Just when you think Simon and Sean cannot possibly come up with anything as good, filthy and depraved as they already have done here they come to drop Mogwai which I laughed out loud through the book! Who knew there was another rule 🤔 they kept that one quiet in the original! I bet it was Mr Futterman that broke the unknown rule in the original!

[Lindsay Crook · Rating 5 out of 5]

You know when you pick up a book by these two total depravity lies between the pages and holy mogwai flaps this is filled to the brim. I cried laughing so hard at what is possible their most offensive one yet.

[Jessie Raven · Rating 5 out of 5]

AMAZING book! Funny, gruesome and somehow cute at the same time. I laughed my way through this and I devoured it. I loved every second of it and I would recommend any of these guys work together to anyone wanting to read this genre!

[River Dixon · Rating 5 out of 5]

Releasing August 27, 2023 exclusively at godless.com.

[Mark Alexander · Rating 5 out of 5]

You know you're always gonna have a great time with Hawker/McHardy! I always get excited when they bring a new book out.

[Alex · Rating 4 out of 5]

If there is ever a book by McHardy and Hawker that I won't enjoy, I will stop reading right then and there, because these two are amazing!

A "Gremlins" type of story with a splatter twist, what more could you possibly ask for?

This book is extremely entertaining, the dialogue is written great, as expected from these authors, and there is enough gore to go around! Especially the third act, where it just turns into a complete and utter blood bath!

4/5

[Bryan Moyer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Why? Just why was this written? There was a whole lot of filth packed into such a short story. The demented minds that concocted this tale have severely damaged psyches. And, I'm glad I was able to witness their depravity. Sick but phenomenal.

[She Dreams In Books · Rating 5 out of 5]

I just watched Gremlins a week ago. Think that was my last time of watching it with innocent eyes. Lucky I don't have a Daddy kink or else that could have been ruined too.
Snakes On a Plane have nothing on this. Funny as all hell.

[Adrian · Rating 5 out of 5]

What can I add to all the other stellar reviews? Mogwai is a beast of a horror comedy story, it's like watching your childhood been taped over by your retard brother while he's assaulting your Care Bear toy. Be prepared to encounter a lot of pork swords during this insane flight. Highly recommended!

[Klaus Kinion · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is probably the most offensive book I've ever read about having sex with a gremlin.

[Ayralea · Rating 5 out of 5]

First off, this is not the childhood movie you remember that warms the cockles of your heart.
Secondly, it IS hilarious and definitely not for anyone easily offended.

When a businessman concludes his business trip in China, he goes looking for some hot sex. What he finds is not what he expects. Hence the third line in the synopsis, “don’t fill mogwai with jizz!”

Does he follow the rules? Find out!

This story made me laugh out loud, as it got more inappropriate as I read. The ending may shock some but as their anthology says, “We Don’t Care if You’re Offended.” 😁

Sexy, gory and a super fun read.

[Joe Ortlieb · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was a quick enjoyable blast that I enjoyed

[Sophie · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well holy shit...... I don't think I can look at a mogwai the same ever again. This book was super fun and just off the wall mental I very much enjoyed. Its a super brutal and over the top fun book.

[Danielle Yeager · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sex, gore, chaos, carnage, corpses ... this splattery horror-comedy that riffs on the movie Gremlins was just what I needed to pull me out of a book slump! It was my first read from McHardy/Hawker and I'm now a fan! Next up, Neil. Thanks, guys, for generously and unexpectedly providing me copies of both! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[Henk Wester · Rating 5 out of 5]

I had the pleasure of reading an ARC of Simon Mchardy and Sean Hawker's latest. These guys never fail to disappoint. I always have a fun time with the offensive and hilarious filth they come up with. The world will end when they stop writing. Now, I want a Mogwai too, but I'll be sure to pull out in time!

[Shannon | Modest Romance Reads · Rating 4 out of 5]

Simon and Sean do it again. These two are absolutely twisted, honestly, and I’m totally here for it!

This time, they ruined my childhood. Why did you have to do that to the poor Mogwai?! Poor pretty baby angel didn’t ask for this 😂

Thanks for another story to add to my WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ pile.

[Iona Penn · Rating 4 out of 5]

Simon and Sean do it again. These two are absolutely twisted, honestly, and I’m totally here for it!

This time, they ruined my childhood. Why did you have to do that to the poor Mogwai?! Poor pretty baby angel didn’t ask for this 😂

Thanks for another story to add to my WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ pile.

[Darcy · Rating 1 out of 5]

no wtf

[Jason · Rating 5 out of 5]

This one of the cases where the book is much better than that film.

[mark feenan · Rating 5 out of 5]

OMG. These two just keep getting better. Absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣

[Margaret Hamnett · Rating 5 out of 5]

So the question is; what the hell is a Mogwai?
You don’t want to know and I am never getting on a plane with either McHardy or Hawker.
This was filled with the usual beautiful nuances that always accompany this pairs stories such as “Being gangf***ed by rampant gremlins” and “R**ist gremlins are taking control of the plane!”
I can never watch Gremlins again or The Twilight Zone for that matter.
There was fantastic gore, depravity, somehow strangely erotic parts and a surprising ending.
Basically Gremlins On A Plane!
These guys better keep cranking these out (so to speak) or I will set Neil on them!

[Vix Silverleaf · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was absolutely disgusting and quite intriguing