Blowie 2

by Simon McHardy, Sean Hawker

Warn, a blue whale born with a micro dick, concocts a cunning plan that will allow him to take his sexual frustrations out on a beach full of unsuspecting bikini-clad babes. Along with Monty, his mentally malnourished brother who loves sandcastles a bit too much, they leave their ocean home for an adventure of a lifetime!

Genres: Horror, Sexuality

ebook

Published October 31, 2023

About the author

Simon McHardy is the author of the infamous MOTHER MAGGOT. He lives a reclusive life in Tasmania Australia. Due to the extreme nature of his books, most are exclusive to Godless.com.

Reviews

[Janie · Rating 5 out of 5]

C'mon. Check out Monty on the cover. Irresistable! Look into my eyes and see what I see (I'm walleyed)... will there be a Blowie 3? 🐳

[MadameD · Rating 5 out of 5]

Blowie 2 by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker is totally silly but hilarious, to me. 🤪
These two brothers’ shenanigans made me laugh a lot.
I’m looking forward to Blowie 3!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[your morbid obsession Minerva🖤 · Rating 1 out of 5]

This one is even nastier then the first one. I hope other people enjoy this little terrible tale, but I absolutely didn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Yeti Reads and Reviews · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well, this is kind of a weird review. I shouldn't be biased, but I'm the main character, so... there's that. So here we go!


Warn is a sad blue whale that has a micropenis. It's only two feet long. None of the female whales want to have sex with him. Tired of giving himself flipper wanks, he decides to grab his simpleton brother, Monty, and set off to the beach to have some fun with the humans. He's going to get some one way or another.


Holy hell. Sex, gore, and sandcastles This is a non-stop whale-human sex and gore-filled extravaganza. These guys do it again, and I am so honored to be a part of it. It's hilarious and wrong. Read it!


Available on Godless 10/31!!


5 severed fingers out of 5

[Biblio · Rating 4 out of 5]

Mom can you pick me up? I’m scared.

I am at a loss for words because what the fuck was that. I-…. Sex, gore, sandcastles, horny whales… what genre have I stumbled upon. Im scared.

But seriously this writing and style is insane in well… an insane way. The writers’ writing style is easy to devour even if it makes me gag and pour bleach in my eyes.

Giving this 4 stars because I nearly threw up a few times and that’s a feat in its own. I know exactly who I’m making read this so they can suffer with me.

[Juan Carlos malik · Rating 1 out of 5]

Por queeeeeeeeee 😵😵😵. Pensé que blowie 1 era horrible, hasta que leo esta abominación 💀

[Alexis P]

What the fuck was this? Lmao
This was so surreal and dumb.
In this part the whales are the main characters and they do all sort of filthy and bad stuff.
If you liked the first one, you’ll love this sequel 🐳 🐋

[Aditi · Rating 1 out of 5]

This book is unapologetically disgusting. I didn’t think it was possible, but somehow Blowie 2 managed to out-gross, out-disgust, and out-nasty the first book. And let me tell you, the first one already set the bar for filth at a level I thought no author would dare crawl under again. the whole thing makes you question the sanity of anyone who could even imagine these scenes, let alone write them down.

[River Dixon · Rating 5 out of 5]

Releasing Oct 31, 2023 exclusively at godless.com.

[Paige Ray · Rating 4 out of 5]

This one was even more messed up than the first LOL I can’t stop laughing

[miyson · Rating 1 out of 5]

somehow even more disgusting than the first book
why is it even legal to publish this ragebait shit

[Shannon ♡ The Shann Theory · Rating 4 out of 5]

Absolutely fucking ridiculous. Y’all really had me buy a book that said “flipper wanks” and that wasn’t even the most hilarious part 🤣 “Oh my cod”, this was actually wonderful to read. Best $1.32 (CAD) ever spent.

[Lindsay Crook · Rating 5 out of 5]

These two never fail to make me laugh. If you don't enjoy the crazy you're dead inside.

[˚⟡˖ ࣪⋆౨ৎ miyuki ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ · Rating 5 out of 5]

an extremely fun read! loved the vibrant art of the Blowie series, can't wait for Blowie 3 (hopefully)

[Eve Moss · Rating 5 out of 5]

OKAY OKAY so the 5 star rating is because of how fucking disgusting this book is okay

[julia · Rating 4 out of 5]

bruh 💀

[Moon_Babbi · Rating 1 out of 5]

Not for me, the main character was only 2 foot

[Sir Spivy · Rating 1 out of 5]

It wouldn’t even let me read the book

[bucket :P · Rating 1 out of 5]

why

[BuzzyBoy · Rating 1 out of 5]

I have a strong feeling that ts is ragebait vro 😭🙏
...Ok, but ragebait and jokes aside now, why would you write something like this? Just why?? This is just straight up zoophilia.. and the name calling for women in this book is insane. Also, why are TEENAGERS AND CHILDREN involved in sexual and disgusting acts? And most concerningly, why is this in the KIDS section? Even if this is ragebait, there's still something genuinely wrong with you if you think writing zoophilia and 🍇 towards women and children is "just a joke" or "just ragebait." In fact, this is FAR from ragebait... this is just mental. Someone really needs to check your hard drives bro. There is honestly no way possible a human being with 170-180 billion brain cells can be this fucking mentally unstable and can think of writing something like this. In fact, I shouldn't be classifying you as a human at this point.

[CAFE LOLI · Rating 1 out of 5]

tận cùng của sự khổ dâm và tàn nhẫn là đây? wtf? tôi đang xem cái chó gì vậy? một sự xúc phạm đến những người phụ nữ một cách kinh khủng và ghê tởm mà tôi thấy, tôi thề rằng tôi chỉ mới đọc đến trang thứ 8 đã phải vứt nó đi gây lập tức, quá kinh dị, quá ám ảnh và ghê tởm hơn cả phim kinh dị, nhiều khi đưa cuốn sách chế tiệt ghê tởm này cho sát nhân họ sẽ quyền rủa người viết ra nói mà đi giết đồ súc sinh bẩn thỉu đó gây lập tức, tôi thề rằng thằng chó tác giả đó đã đế giới hạn của một con người bị úng trong não tinh dịch để nghĩ và viết ra đóng rác phẩm đáng bị đốt nhất trên cuộc đời, chết đi thắng tác giả ngu

[Elise · Rating 1 out of 5]

No, this one is on me for not reading the blurb.

Writing something like this is one thing. Asking money for it is another.

Blowie already crossed every possible line, but I can at least understand how some people might see it as a fun, silly read. This one, however, crossed boundaries I didn’t even know existed.

I usually don’t like reviewing books based on morals, but I’m making an exception here.

[Henk Wester · Rating 5 out of 5]

Laughed way too hard at this. Nothing more fun than reading about whales r*ping humans.

[Mark Alexander · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hawker and McHardy really have a knack for fucked-up hilarity! When you read one of their books, you know you're gonna be in a good mood!

[John The Crippledgimp · Rating 5 out of 5]

😆😆😆 BLOWIE4LIFE who doesn't love some whales using there penis to pummel humans😆😆 fucking gold

[mark feenan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Bonkers. Hilarious! 🐳🐳🤣

[Sicheng Liu · Rating 1 out of 5]

🤦‍♂️

[Erin · Rating 1 out of 5]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK????????????? VAI SE FUDER PORRA BAGULHO DE DOENTE DO CARALHO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Alex · Rating 1 out of 5]

if you're not braindead you will see how problematic this shit is. do not support the creator

[Ruby Davis · Rating 1 out of 5]

What in the fuck is this book?
Horny whales raping people oh hell no