Always seems that funerals bring this family together, because the weddings only seem to last so long. At least that’s what number 1 found out as he woke up to his sister’s arrival. He found her standing next to Ben’s (number 6) memorial. Turns out her husband filed for divorce 8 months ago and got custody of her daughter Claire…someone spaceboy wasn’t even away existed. One thing I love about their dynamic is that spaceboy focuses fully on their code names and masks, while Allison (Rumor) focuses on everyone’s real names, their human side. The next to arrive, and fly in, is number 4 (aka Séance). Lucidly everything they own is black, perfect for a funeral. But they absolutely cannot get started until he takes a crack at the old corpse for cutting off his allowance, lol.
Elsewhere it’s a very nice morning in the city as a group of killer robots suddenly manifest in a fair. They were setup to cause maximum fatalities under the event the umbrella academy reformed…and if they think it’s happening, then it most definitely is.
But what about 5? With so many of the family here it’s time to learn about what he’s experienced. Turns out their father was right to tell him not to go too far into the future, because there’s a high chance he can’t come back. Five spent the next 50 years in a post apocalyptic wasteland trying to prove him wrong. He learned about how bad everything got through Vanya’s book, and one day the answer (after talking to his mannequin girlfriend, Dolores) came to him! And he was able to jump back in time to his previous teen body. But something went wrong and he got pulled out to the time stream here, way too soon. It could be in connection to Reginald’s death, but he way dead before 5 arrived. Or was he? Number 2, aka Kraken aka Diego, isn’t so sure, and thinks it’s all mighty convenient. He of course made sure to use his vigilante skills to break in to the morgue and perform his own autopsy to verify Reginald died of a heart attack. One thing I’m not a huge fan of, compared to the characterization in the tv show, is Diego’s outright malice towards the rest of his family. He treats everyone like an enemy, even their own mother. Although she isn’t technically their real mother, and actually a high complex robot Reginald setup for them…it was still entirely disrespectful for Diego to rip off he jacket to show that she doesn’t have any real limbs. I can’t exactly remember if this is something that develops for the better throughout the series, so I’m glad I am rereading this. But as expected the funeral ends in disaster, and Vanya is no where in sight.
That’s because Vanya is at the boarded up Icarus theater for her audition. She stepped on stage to be blasted with light, only to be asked to play anything. Once she did the world lights up with the notes coming from her own violin. As her cord snaps, the lights come down and an entire room full of people in fancy suits and masks stand there clapping…all with the conductor sitting front row and center asking if she would like to destroy the world with them. He introduces them as the orchestra verdammten, a collection of madmen and murderesses as black as the instruments they play. He has written a new piece, the apocalypse suite, and with its exact combination, and Vanya, they can destroy the world. Finally he believes she can prove her father wrong and be capable of something great. Vanya storms out of the theater, never wanting to see them again. But the conductor knows her well, he knows she will turn to her family for comfort…only to come right back to them.
Back at the academy a fight has broken out between spaceboy and kraken…only for five to get in the middle of them before spaceboy can use a space gun. They don’t understand, with him being pulled out of the time stream they only have three days after Reginald’s death before the end of the world! Suddenly they look toward the city and notice the fair on fire! Spaceboy immediately realizes it’s dr terminus back to fight them as they have been programmed to if they ever reform. Even though they are at their most disorganized, with kraken even running down and jumping into the water to get to the fair before them, it seems someone thinks they are a team again.