It’s probably near impossible in this day and age to write a disparaging review of a book featuring a Muslim character and not come across as Islamophobic. (It’s ever so much easier to just reductively scream phobia this or racist that instead of actually comprehending the context, following the empirical evidence trail, thinking for yourself, etc.) But hey, I’m gonna give it a whirl. So first…some background. Actual facts from reputable sources. Sudan has recently made the news for ever so progressively (and yes, that is sarcasm) finally abolishing the apostasy law (we’ll get back to this, this is important), public flogging and alcohol ban for non Muslims, Oh, also female genital mutilation is now punishable by law, but ever so gently so. Only up to three years. Not like, you know, homosexuality, which used to be a death sentence, but now only (only) a life sentence. These hugely progressive (there it is again, sarcasm) steps were taken to reflect the more progressive new government, since Sudan has just (2019) emerged from a 30 year authoritarian military dictatorship. During this time Sudan has steadily been one of the most epic humanrights violators in the world. Statistically. Extremely limited to nonexistent freedom of press, FGM (it’s so frightening, it should be repeated) and all of those freshly abolished punishments too. Why such tough laws, you might ask? Well, that’s because the country is a Muslim country and is governed by the strict Muslim Sharia law. Which is to say (and the book does, quotably so) that’s what they consider justice. To each their own and all that, sure, but it’s important to understand the politics and religion of Sudan in order to understand this book. Mind you, both the author of this book and the protagonist are from the higher echelons of society, meaning European education and most likely spared things like FGM (which at some time was estimated to be performed on 88% of all females…think about it, but still…certain things must be fairly universal. And yet, although the book is set during the 30 year dictatorship time, life in Khartoum seem perfectly ok as described in the book, with power cuts being the major complaint. The horrific lack of literacy is barely grazed upon. So anyway, the protagonist, Sammar, is a young or youngish woman who was born in England, but spent most of her life in Sudan. Following the death of her husband she comes to works in Aberdeen as a translator for a secular gruff Scottish Middle Eastern and Islam scholar and sets out to covert him to her faith in order to marry him. The actual romance itself is so subtle as to be barely perceptible, more like a meeting of minds, two lonely people, etc. and chaste as can be, of course. There’s a lot of discussion of how Sammar’s faith is the best in the world and the only true one and why wouldn’t Rae (the scholar) convert to it. At any rate, he doesn’t even have to mean it, there’s a procedure where he just has to say some special words (the lip service conversion) and it’s done. But Rae as an academic and a man of integrity can’t do that. So the two talk around it until Sammar more or less aggressively proposes to him and when he goes (understandably) what? no. get away. she does. All the way back to Khartoum. Where, apparently, she belongs. Although nothing in the book explains why she loves it there so much. She can only get a crap sporadic job teaching English, she has to live with her mother in law who blames her for her son’s death (see, Sammar had the audacity to make her husband get a car and he ended up dying in a car crash, so…) and wants nothing more than for Sammar to get back to Scotland and continue to send money back. She also has a brother who can’t wait to find a work abroad situation. She has no property, no prospects, nothing back in Sudan. In fact, right after she became a widow she actually considered becoming a third wife to an elderly family friend. Fun. No surprise she’s so desperately after Rae. Actually Sammar has a kid in Khartoum, but shows no maternal instincts whatsoever. She had no qualms abandoning a kid for years while she was in Scotland, she never seems to especially miss him. So anyway, the appeal is never properly explained. It’s just one of those things. Must be the weather, Scotland isn’t warm enough of sunny enough for her and she misses all the sun and all the dust of Sudan. Ok. Also, Sammar is a devoted Muslim and that appeal is never really explained either, although she does seem to say and think things along the lines of how nice it is to have such limited circumscribed choices or more like to have so many choices taken out of her control. And so yeah, the thing is…this not especially likeable protagonist is never explained, not in her choices, not in her preferences, and she is the main feature of a slow, torpidly slow narrative of a book where almost nothing takes place. The only thing this book works as is as a sort of conversion manual, because guess what? (Don’t read on if you haven’t read the book and want to, the ending is about to be discussed). Ok? OK. So yeah, after all that Rae actually converts, like all the way for real converts and comes to Sudan to find Sammar. Because apparently he was that desperate to try marriage for the third time. I suppose it’s the classic fairy tale ending. And presumably they went on to live happily in Aberdeen after all, because in the end of the day it is a first world progressive liberal safe place to live. And I’m basing this educated guess on the fact that Sammar’s life echoes the author’s life in many ways and the author does live in Aberdeen. So anyway, let’s sum this up, a lethargic narrative about two not especially likeable or engaging people that’s meant to be romantic but comes across as inexplicable, furnished with an unrealistic glass slipper ending. This is the book that’s somehow got all this attention and award nominations? Why? Is it really just because it’s a sort of hot button subject? Or exotic? Because quality wise it isn’t really there. It’s very strongly agenda driven, but that’s about it. And no one notices the irony (or is it irony) of the fact that while Rae is repeatedly encouraged and subsequently rewarded (with the dubious prize of Sammar) for his conversion, the opposite of that...Sammar converting from Islam for Rae would be considered apostasy (yes, see, we cycled back to that) and apostasy's just until very recently punishable by death in Sudan. Thoughts? For me…I read to learn, to travel, to live in a larger world. I want to understand different places, religions, perspectives, etc. and I don’t think this book did especially well in educating on any of those accounts. The cultural divide remained in place at all times. It was frustrating slog of a read, not especially educational and not even remotely entertaining. Decently written in a sort of dreamy language, heavily internalized, discourse reliant, but really just didn’t work for me. At all. So yeah…our library got a bunch of author’s work in their new mission to become as inclusive as possible, but this was definitely a one and done. Was this review objective and balanced (considering how subjective reviewing is by nature)? You tell me. I did try.