There is a formula to romance, no question about it. However, to the novice reader of the genre, it’s far more complex than one would think. Romance is a layered, nuanced equation. You’ve got to be able to think about character, plot, and emotional intersections as you work through your calculations to achieve a desired outcome (the HEA). It’s not “plug and chug” drivel. Exit Lane took very little of this into consideration.
The characters are bland. The plot is woefully uninteresting. There is zero chemistry between Teddy and Maren. Don’t tell me this male main character is a yearning, aching, lovesick fool when these two have barely had a conversation together on page that would merit a 7+ year tendre. Maren is tall, confident, smokes cigarettes, and dresses like Annie Hall—so alluring! So aloof! Writing a novella—especially a romance novella—is a careful art. You have to set the scene, develop the personas, build the emotional intimacy, sneak in a hot bang, and ensure that the relationship is believable. And that, is absolutely not what you will find here.
Is this a new sub-genre being marketed to women who are Penguin Classics devotees? Is this for a niche reader who couldn’t be bothered to carry a paperback with an illustrated cover? Moreover, what is this cover? Outside of that, the sales pitch at the end of the audiobook set this straight into one star territory. Thank you but I do not have any interest in reading an epilogue or revisiting this “book universe” or purchasing merch inspired by these paper thin characters.