A bottom bared to a local bobby means a night out Simon will never forget.
About the Author H. Lewis-Foster has worked with books, in one form or another, since leaving university. As a keen reader of gay fiction, she decided to try writing herself, and is now the proud author of several short stories and her debut novel.
H. has lived in various parts of the UK and currently lives in the north of England. She enjoys city life, especially the theatres and cinemas, and also likes visiting the beautiful villages in the surrounding countryside. In her spare time, H. loves cooking and discovering the many fabulous local food shops. She was also delighted to see her first play performed earlier in 2014.
H. Lewis-Foster has always worked with books in one form or another and is delighted to have found her literary niche in gay romantic fiction. Her stories might be set in the present or past, and her characters travel all over the world, but they always have a touch of British humour.
H. is currently working on new projects, while listening to the cricket on the radio and hoping rain doesn't stop play!
An story about a guy mooing some police officers and ends up I liked them finding each other, but I didn't like Simon I mean, wth?? Despicable. It all works out in the end, but still... what a dick move.
Part of the Bollocks! anthology. Read my review here.
In The Blue Moonlight written by H. Lewis-Foster is a short story about a man named Simon who, even as a young man, is set in his ways. Simon was the responsible one who, in the words of his friend Chris, was a “Boring old fart”. That was until one night he, his younger brother, Sean, and Sean’s friends were out having a drink. As they walked out of the pub, Simon blurted out one thing he’d always wanted to do was to moon a policeman.
With this being very out of character for Simon, the entire group was completely shocked by the statement for a brief moment but quickly recovered. As each one got a grin on their face, they began encouraging him to do just that. With each one dropping their pants and turning around, Simon’s turn came. Even as he wished he could take the words back, he dropped his trousers, bent over and mooned the policemen that had come walking up behind them. After taking off running while pulling up their pants, laughter ensued and the group got away.
Nights later, Simon was dragged out to a gay pub a few towns over where he met up with one of the officers, Mark, that he had mooned. Embarrassed and thinking he was going to be arrested, Simon was fully prepared to end up being locked behind bars. Much to his surprise, Mark ended up joking around then asking him out.
In the Blue Moonlight was a very cute, funny and amazing story. I laughed and cheered both the main characters. The twist that the story took from a potential indecent exposure arrest to an HEA was absolutely amazing and the fact that, with the encouragement from Simon, that Mark came out to those he worked for made me almost cry with happiness. Thank you H for sharing the story with us.
2.5 stars This wasn't bad, it was just a bit dull. Off to a fun and flirty start, things fizzle a bit once Simon and Mark actually start dating. I appreciate the authors attempt to put in a genuine relationship obstacle in order to make it feel more real. But I didn't find Simon's ultimatum playful , and I found Mark's final reveal awkward and anti-climactic. Unfortunately by then I had lost steam, so the sex scene didn't do anything for me (and I actually skimmed it!)
Received from the publisher in exchange for an honest review as part of the Bollocks! anthology, reviewed for Hearts On Fire
Original review on Molly Lolly Four and a half stars! This book was a fun little short that I couldn’t put down. At roughly 20 pages it’s a fast read but it’s packed with sexy time, insecurities, and coming out of the closet fun. I loved the scene where Simon inadvertently met Mark. Those kinds of shenanigans make for a good laugh. Especially when they meet again later. The ending is more than a HFN but with the couple being so new you can’t really call it a HEA either. I’d love to read more about Simon and Mark but if they never appear again I’m happy with what is given. Now I get the pleasure of reading more by a new author I enjoy.