Density – it’s a thing. Funny, I tend to spend most of these ‘reviews’ on one digression or another. It’s most likely because I stopped blogging some time ago and this fills, more or less, the same niche for me. So the book I’m reviewing isn’t always the thing I’m talking about. Except this time it is, or at least it’s supposed to be, we’ll see if I get around to tying this back in later. It depends on whether or not I go on a long trip to digressionland or a short one or a long one or short one. Or long... I'm stuck in a loop here.
If it’s a long digression, I’ll forget my point, and as I’m always saying, I don’t reread before posting to see what I’ve missed. It’s part of the game.
So, yeah, density is, for lack of any more insight from me, how tightly packed something is. You know, how much stuff fits in a particular volume of space. Some things are really dense, take degenerate matter, uh, not the kind you get from cooling stuff, but degeneracy due to gravity. I think the technical definition has something to do with electrons finding their lowest possible energy state. I can’t really remember, I’d look it up, but I always end up looking up stuff and then going down a rabbit hole of exploration and then I look up and it’s been 3 hours and not only have I forgotten the answer I was looking for, I’ve also forgotten the original question. So, yeah, I’m not looking it up, this is off the cuff here. Take it or leave it.
???
Oh yeah, so degenerate matter, like the kind you’d find in a white dwarf star, is pretty dense, a teaspoon of the material (or a tablespoon, I can’t remember which is which) would weigh about as much as an elephant. You know, several tons. Interestingly, since it’s kept in that state by gravity, it’s not stable outside of its gravity well, so if we did take a teaspoon if it and try to study it, well, I have no idea what would happen, but I’d surmise it wouldn’t go well for anyone nearby that wanted to study it up close.
Which means! The whole origin of The Atom from the comics is a bag full of shitty lies. You know, he ‘found’ some white dwarf material laying around in the park one day and took it home with him to study. From there he learned how to shrink down really tiny and also adjust his own density. He named himself ‘The Atom’ and started foiling bank robberies… you know, I’ve never even thought of it one time in my before this moment, but how many bank robberies are there, on average, in the U.S. for a given period of time? One per hour? One per month? One per decade? Dammit… I so want to look this up, but I made a promise to myself that I wouldn’t do that today. Nope, not gonna.
…
Sigh… it was too much for me to handle, I looked it up. Thankfully, it hasn’t taken me down a rabbit hole, yet… Turns out in 2009 there were almost 6000 (courtesy of FBI.gov, so it’s probably a legit stat). If I were to discount weekends (a cagey proposition, since so many are open on Saturdays) and assume an 8 hour working day I think that puts us at about one robbery every 20 minutes* a bank is open for business. So, yeah, wow.
Well, I was going to say that there must be some real economic pressures going on in comic book universes to make bank robberies such an ongoing thing, but since the world I live in has them every 20 minutes or so then clearly, I’ve misunderstood how big the issue is on my own planet, let alone this fictional one. But still, my other point about finding white dwarf material just lying around in the park – c’mon.
What’s funny is that isn’t a recent problem I’ve had with The Atom, I was a bit of an outer space obsessed child, and even when I was 7 or 8, I well understood some of the problems in finding white dwarf material just lying around somewhere. That stuff just won’t hold together on earth. I think those silver and bronze age writers, honestly, were just throwing any sciency sounding thing they could out there and figuring it would be good enough for the dumb kids that were reading. Well, jokes on them, it wasn’t. And as a result, I only read about The Atom when he would appear in JLA or something, or if someone gave me an issue of his book, which did happen on occasion, because – well, people liked me and sometimes gave me stuff. Or they felt sorry for me and gave me stuff, either way, I got stuff.
But, since I’m in digressive mode, white dwarfs are far from the most dense objects known. Neutron stars are also degenerate, but again, gravity is the factor at play here, not temperature. Once the gravity gets so strong that electrons can no longer maintain any energy state, they are fused with protons and form… you guessed it… Neutrons.**
To put it in perspective, that’s like… that mythical teaspoon of white dwarf matter being a few tons to another teaspoon of neutron star material being something like… a billion tons!
However, and I can’t stress this enough, that crap won’t hold together without the mass way more that our sun there to force it into this state. Once you remove the teaspoon from the gravity well it’s in… it’s gonna get ugly as it establishes a new equilibrium.
Which vaguely reminds me of Thor once getting hit with something like a ‘gravimetric bomb’ that more or less converts him into a, well, neutron degenerate state. Again, at the point, it’s not even possible for anything resembling an atom to even exist. Of course, being Thor from back in the day (when he was, more or less, Superman) he just sorta punched his way out of it. It made no sense in any way I could understand as a child, or now, as an adult. It’s like asking, is blue bigger than time? Nonsense.
But, alas, this was the stuff I fell in love with as kid. And although modern writers, I think, have dialed down some of the absurdities of older comic lore, I think I wrote in my last review about the barely ‘super’ Daredevil being so ridiculously overpowered that he almost doesn’t have limitations. The big guns in comics are beyond physics to a point that I think they are essentially gods. I mean that in the sense that they work and perform outside the laws of physics, and in a universe, apparently, where just willpower alone allows one to overcome the fundamental rules that allow the universe to exist in the first place.
Whatever, I feel like, even for me, I may have gone way off the rails here.
Ha! I remembered. Density! All that was about density. Although, if I’m being honest, I was really thinking of how many words of text can be crammed into a comic and it still be a comic. Coming off of reading a quite excellent Daredevil collection I can’t help but notice that those collections are so packed full of words that they feel more like novels with pictures included, and what I’m supposedly reviewing here feels more like a series of pictures with a few words to give context. In both cases they worked very well for me. I’m not judging one over the other, but they are as different in style as I think I can wrap my teeny little brain around.
Invincible has nice big panels and relatively few words, while it took me days to get through Daredevil, a similarly sized Invincible collection took me an hour or two. It wizzes on by at a breakneck pace. And it works very well. In this non-DC/Marvel universe, this world’s generic version of Superman has had a kid, this kid is now a teenager who is just starting to develop powers of his own. It’s a coming of age superhero tale told from the kid’s POV that is really entertaining… until…
DumdumDummmm! A twist happens, and it’s a really, really good. So good that I’m not going to say what it was, and this isn’t to say you couldn’t see it coming if you are a careful reader, but I still don’t want to give it away. Because once revealed, it really elevates the story for me from something really good into something all-time epically awesome. It came across as pretty ballsy to me, as the twist was well into the run of the series, so it took some faith from the management to let this thing play out slowly the way it did.
So, I highly recommend this. If you don’t like it, well, whatever. I’m not getting paid for my endorsement, so it’s just you putting faith in the chance you and I share similar tastes. All I can say is that this is the way comics should be done. Infiity stars from me.
Or five. It’s as close to infinity as I can manage here on goodreads.
*Full disclosure, I bet it’s more like one every 30 minutes, the more I think about it. I think my numbers show about 22 per day (but I didn’t include holidays either, so I wonder if 23 per day is more accurate) and I divided by 8… it’s almost 3 per hour. Whatever, arithmetic is tricky. I’m not an expert on anything. And if you came her for ‘facts’ then you’re dumber than I am.
**No idea if what I’m saying is correct. But it feels right, that’s good enough for me.