Ah, so now we get the backstory of a porn queen turned tenured professor. I think that's a thing. A pretty common thing. I think it's now an archetype, even.
Is this why you've been nominated for 2015 Hugo, Sex Criminals? I hope not. It's interesting and all, and it is humorous, but it's not exactly deep enough for me.
Yes. I want depth in my comics. Sue me. ;)