Dan just wanted to run a shop. Now he’s knee-deep in holiday hellscapes, corporate hydras, and powers that definitely violate the Geneva Conventions.The Flayed Monarch is on the move, spreading his corrupt influence through the lower levels of the Backrooms. To stop him, Dan and his crew must take out one of the Monarch’s key allies—the Franchisor, a multi-headed marketing monstrosity who rules the 99th Floor.
But Dan, Croc, and the rest of his ragtag band of misfits might be in for more than they bargained for.
To secure the Kiosk Network and strike a crippling blow against the Monarch, they’ll have to grind through a cursed snow globe ruled by the Yule Lord himself, survive the twisted horrors of the 10,000 Acre Wood, and take on a twisted empire built on questionably legal intellectual property. Along the way, Dan will uncover long-buried secrets about his past, the System, and a war he never asked for.
The shop must grow.
The crew must fight.
And Dan? He’s done playing defense. He’s armed to the teeth, and he’s got a coupon for war crimes.
James Hunter is a full-time ink slinger, a member of SFWA, and the bestselling author of Vigil Bound, Rogue Dungeon, Shadowcroft Academy, Bibliomancer (The Completionist Chronicles Expanded Universe), and the litRPG epic Viridian Gate Online! In addition to writing, James also runs Shadow Alley Press, an industry leader that specializes in publishing LitRPG, Fantasy, and selection Science Fiction.
James is a former Marine Corps Sergeant, combat veteran, and pirate hunter (seriously). He’s also a member of The Royal Order of the Shellback—’cause that’s totally a real thing. And a spaceship captain, can’t forget that. Okay … the last one probably isn’t true. When not writing or spending time with family, James occasionally finds time to eat and sleep.
3.5 First things first, I hate that cover. Nothing says "this is for babies" like putting Mickey Mouse on the front. Has Discount Dan sold out? Is this a cash-in on the growing LitRPG trend, or is the author trying to do something creative and worthwhile? Well, yes and no. The satirical elements, which elevated the second book, go in a different direction here. It doesn't entirely work, but credit for trying something different.
The key thing is: loot. Remember those early Dungeon Crawler Carl days, where it seemed like 60% of the book was loot boxes and stat perks? That's where the third Discount Dan volume shines; this series triples down on combat mechanics and loot progression, and I'd argue this is one of the better LitRPG series in general. The core principle of loot lists, base-building, and turn-based combat remains this series' chief concern. There's something really comforting about listening to an audiobook like this, where a full hour can go into a fight and/or level up that's done in a consistently funny and interesting way.
The story, though, I'm not so sure. Whereas the first and second books had pretty simplistic narratives, this one goes for a more serialized approach. The basic team consists of Dan, Croc, and his two companions, one of whom I kept forgetting was even there for large portions of the book, and was surprised every time he spoke up. Croc remains a very fun character, and he really gets to level up in this one, as well as share his love of the cultural touchstone that is Stephanie Myers's Twilight series.
The big theme in this story is tied to the central villain that the team must fight in order for Dan to progress in his base-building and connect a larger portion of the world to his safe area/convenience store. The Franchiser is some sort of wizard/demon monster (the lore is very weird and complex, but in a good way), who controls the Kiosks, which are something like nodes of power, and Dan must cross several floors to find him.
The theme, though- Dan is an entrepreneur, always talking about business and expansion, and The Franchiser is the guy who controls what worlds get to exist within this fantasy/sci-fi sphere. It's about an IP (Dan and his stores) negotiation for space within a space of public access. And the world he visits is all satirical versions of public-domain IPs, Santa Claus, Winnie the Pooh, Disney, Popeye, etc. So it's a story about growth and expansion that uses business philosophy and video game action to negotiate its own market validity, whereby growing and expanding. Dan provides a service, a service that people need and want: LISTS. Lists, action, hot dogs, dog comedy, and business acumen. It's like if the general manager of a fast-food joint physically fought the city planner for the right to expand, but through the medium of teen-level comedy urban fantasy. I like that Dan is a businessman, and I think this book exemplifies the entrepreneurial spirit. Business action!
But is it good? I didn't really care for a lot of the story. But it did remind me of early Dungeon Crawler Carl quite a bit. Or maybe I just wanted more of the second book. Still, I enjoyed it. There's some interesting backstory with the world itself, where Dan finds The Resercher's area, which is one of the best parts. My old criticism that Dan keeps winning boss battles by cheating is mitigated, and the combat here is really good. It's a funny book overall. Some of it doesn't work, some does. This series had an inauspicious beginning, but now I'm curious where it will go.
Book three of Discount Dan can be summarized in one word … Masterpiece *chefs kiss*
After reading the first two books I didn’t think it could get better. But, book three was indeed better, and not only was it better but it was deeper. One thing I always thought that the series lacked was some emotion depth but that went right out the window with this book. James Hunter went a lot deeper into the emotions of the characters and their whys and what happens when those why’s are put to the test. We got a lot of background information on characters. Things that we assumed but had not idea the gravity of. But, most importantly we got vital information about the researcher and what exactly is going on in the Backrooms as an entity. Things that will change the course of the series.
I think one the brightest spots of the book is the connection that the team has. It’s showed time and time again. Also, Dan might have a crush …
In any LitRPG book you need fights. Big, nasty, gross fights and DD has no short of those type of things. The leveling system has capped off nicely and it seemed like Dan and the team were actually being tested. The fights have more on the line. Dan feels responsible for his friends and that makes him dangerous but vulnerable. It’s going to take a lot more than brute strength and temp’s rage to kill the deeper they go.
Overall, I think the book was phenomenal and showed alot of depth. The only thing I would like to see is more high stakes or something earth shattering happen. I thought at times in this book we were going to see it but it never came to fruition. Everything just seems to be advancing so fast and easy. I would like the team to get knocked back a bit. Give them a big challenge. But, that’s just might be me!
This book was like 2% story and 98% lists + deus ex machina. I've read a lot of Hunter's books - like, a LOT - but I'm not sure I can deal with any more after this.
The standout feature here is the premise. We’ve seen warriors, mages, and even "battlemage farmers," but seeing a protagonist navigate a world through the lens of a Kiosk/Shopkeeper system is incredibly clever. Hunter manages to turn the "real world" frustrations of customer service and inventory management into high-stakes survival mechanics. It’s a relatable struggle for anyone who has ever had to lead or manage in a high-pressure environment.
Why It Hits the 4-Star Mark The Pacing: Hunter is a pro at keeping the story moving. There’s rarely a dull moment as the protagonist navigates the "rules" of the kingdom. It has that addictive quality where you just want to see what the next "upgrade" or "transaction" will be.
While it doesn't quite reach the level of "laugh-out-loud" absurdity you might find in Dungeon Crawler Carl, it has a dry, witty edge that keeps the tone light without sacrificing the stakes.
You can tell the author understands leadership. The way the protagonist handles the chaotic situations thrown his way feels practical and grounded, making him easy to root for.
While the Kiosk system is brilliant, I would have loved to see a bit more "deep dive" lore into the Kingdom itself. Sometimes the mechanics of the shop take center stage so much that the broader political or historical landscape of the world feels a bit thin.
After the deep dive into humanity vs. AI in Operation: Bounce House, the stakes here feel a bit more "game-like." While that’s fun, it lacks that gut-punch emotional resonance that makes you feel "bad" about the future, which is a pro or a con depending on what you’re in the mood for!
Kiosk Kingdom is a solid, inventive entry into the genre. It’s perfect for readers who want a clever "system" that feels different from the standard "kill monster, get XP" loop. It’s a 4-star adventure that leaves you curious to see how big this kingdom can actually grow.
It is an unreasonable hour and I have emotions about Discount Dan’s Backroom Bargains Kiosk Kingdom.
First of all: James Hunter remains one of my favorite authors. Second only to 2008 USA Today’s Author of the Year Stephenie Meyer. This is a stable and mature ranking system and I stand by it.
Book three.
BOOK THREE.
Which means I am no longer “trying out a series.” I live here now.
The fights? Yes. Good. Crunchy. The looming Flayed Monarch situation? Oh we are simmering. We are marinating.
But what really got me this time was just… watching Dan build.
Expand.
Reinforce.
That weird little safe-space/store keeps evolving and every time it does my brain goes yes yes yes this is correct continue.
The Brownies pop in (tiny laundry cult agents of chaos) and every time they do I feel like someone shook the book. They are not the main event. They are seasoning. Unstable seasoning.
The demolition derby thing? Sure. Of course. Naturally. Why wouldn’t that happen.
And then the artifact memory scene.
You know the one.
Absolutely illegal. Emotional ambush. I did not give consent to feel that much in a series where I mostly expect strategic chaos and escalating nonsense. That childhood dog memory had no business being that effective.
And THEN.
After everything.
After the battle.
After all of it.
Froyo. Slides. Croc.
That’s it. That’s the review.
I am undone by froyo.
Princess Ponypuff continues to exist in a way that feels cosmically correct. The kingdom keeps growing. The tension keeps tightening. I keep getting more attached than is reasonable.
I started this book like a reader.
I finished it like a feral mall goblin emotionally invested in a barter-powered sanctuary.
Five stars.
I am going to bed. I will wake up and still be thinking about it.
Dan just wanted to run his kiosks the best he could, he loved upgrading his backroom bargains store, for the enjoyment of his ever growing clientele, however since day one of his noclipping Dan had sworn he would get even with the Flayed Monarch and his skinless court. In order to get to the Monarch Dan and his friends knew they had to first take out the Franchisor, the guy behind the network of kiosks, a mighty tyrant who'd started off with good intentions too, but had gone down the slippery slope of unfettered capitalism. The Franchisor was to be found on the 99th floor, however in order to get there Dan's team had to go through many other floors, and do battle with monsters like the snowmaw hag, uncle sam, krampus, the russian tyrant, the christmas themed village as well as the games arcade and the 10,000 acre wood. This book is chock full of adventures, with monsters who are getting ever bigger and more dangerous, and who are all out to kill Dan's team. I love that they got to meet Pooh, and that the poor little bear had finally found friends even though his heart was still intent on finding his boy Christopher Robin. I love the way Croc, Jakob, Temperance and Harper follow Dan's lead, and always watch each other's backs. Onward to the next adventure for which I am sure James will come up with more fantastical and imaginative backdrops and monsters for our reading pleasure.
Title: A Slightly More Serious Discount Dan Content Ratings: Language – R; Violence – R; Other – R
It is assumed that if you're reading this review, you're already familiar with the series. If not, go look at book 1 and 2 reviews and decide whether or not you want to start there. I'll wait. Assuming you're back and reading this, you're wondering whether to continue reading book 3. The answer is definitely yes.
Overall, it's mostly the same ingredients, although for me, the "recipe" seems slightly different. I felt like there was slightly less silliness or lightheartedness than before. Given the nature of the backrooms and the consequences of collecting powerful enemies, that does make sense, but I missed it. The only other thing that could be taken as a negative is that it seemed like a good 40% through the book before I really got invested, which seems strange given I'm 2 books into being very invested. All that said, it's for good reason - things are getting more complicated, and the enemies are ramping up. Also, this book starts to reveal more of the backstory behind the main characters and the backrooms and system, and those things simply aren't funny. All in all, a good and satisfying read and not just a cookie cutter of the previous books - there are changes with a purpose.
Chaos? Check. Humor? check. Emotional moments that will make your eyes leak? Check and check.
For the savvy reader or listener who has made it this far into the Discount Dan series, this is where the rubber meets the road and all of the investments from the prior two books really start paying out heavy.
For all of the people who said this series lacked the depth or complexity of character of DCC, I invite you to read Kiosk Kingdom and have your mind changed. It takes time to build those things, to become attached to characters as if they are your family, to develop a deep caring and compassion for the world and all contained therein. The halfway point of this book made that wildly apparent to me, and I am confident this book will hold my number one slot for 2026.
For audiobook listeners-
Steve Campbell once again proves that he is exactly the voice the Backrooms needs, delivering a beautiful and incredibly flexible performance rife with emotion and wit. And who knew the guy had such a beautiful singing voice? 😉
James Hunter and Steve Campbell are a world class team, and Kiosk Kingdom is a delightful showcase of their combined might and otherworldly talents. If you disagree, I’ll eat my knockoff Versace bathrobe.
No mimics were harmed in the making of this review.
In the third instalment of the backroom bargains series the author has reminded us, in the typical backrooms horrifying, gore filled, chaos fashion that at its core, it’s a human story. And it’s filled with all that comes from that, the good the bad and the promise of slides.
This book as cemented itself and the series as a character driven story that is more than just about survival. Even in the backrooms there’s more to life than surviving.
This book had me cackling, gasping, and almost brought me to tears. That last one is a claim few books can claim and no one is as surprised as I that this weird and wild book accomplished that researchers achievement.
Dan is Broken, battered, defeated, had his hopes shattered, earth rocked, drank endless amounts of beer, finally convinced croc to not make him watch new moon (which is definitively the lowest ranked twilight movie), danced, learned more about his friends, and learned what he’s willing to lose to win. All in all a fantastic book and I can’t wait to see what happens next for Croc and his totally normal human best friend Dan
kiosk kingdom manages to stay true to what keeps discount dan, discount dan, without trying to hard to stand apart.
Some people will say that it's just a DCC clone but truly James hunter has out done himself with this installation.
The classic humor, poking fun and slapstick comedy abounds, but darker themes play a heavy role in this book.
The darker side of what dan has to give up for those he loves, the memories he gives away for croc, the mirror images of himself in krampus and the fanchiser.
We finally get a more definitive answer to what the progenitor ship is and why the backrooms are so violent and terrifying.
There are so many threads to pursue and stories to tell. I truly can't wait for the next installment in this series.
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Okay, so there were too many battles, but that's to be expected in this type of book. Still, by the finale, I was getting a bit worn out.
With that out of the way, I love this series! It's creative, it's dark, it has depth, it has action and consequences.
Dan is making progress in growing and protecting his community, and taking the fight to his enemies. We are also getting answers to a lot of the overarching questions that started in the first book. Loved the reveals!
The story was going along at a steady pace, and I was having a good time, then a new character was introduced in the last third of the book. That thread was so poignant, so touching, that it kicked the book up to five stars. Love!
This has been the most wild, fever dream installment of Discount Dan yet. It's longer than the others have been, but the entire time has you just gripped for more. I've had dreams about the events in the book after reading it and woke up not sure if parts were from my own dreams or what I read.
Dan continues to expand the shop, he continues to progress down, continues to get stronger, meets new friends. He continues to have to fight against the absolute chaos that is the backrooms, and I'm here for all of it.
Thanks James for the early copy. It's been absolutely amazing, and extremely fun. When the next one comes out, I'm going to be right there ready to see what happens next.
Kiosk Kingdom truley lived up to the hype! I think this is my favorite of the 3 so far for the following reasons 1. Still inarguably inappropriately hilarious🤣 2. Great banter amongst the characters 3. ghastly stomach-wrenching Gore! 4. Exciting new characters 5. Major, new character, development and growth with new insights into their background pre-no clip 6. severe emotional damage (literally bawling when croc used lethal injection😭😭). Kiosk Kingdom had me feeling all the feels! This series keeps getting funnier, deeper and more epic. You need to read Kiosk Kingdom the second it releases! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💯🍺🍺
Dan is at it again, he must venture into the lower levels of the Backrooms with his trusty companions Croc, whose a good boy, Fritz, and Synthis. Together they face a messed up snow globe and the strangest 10,000 Acre Woods ever put to paper.
Another great entry into the Discount Dan's books. Lots of action against increasingly difficult foes, and more of the best and maybe snarkiest item and skill descriptions ever written. Love the series my only negative would be not getting to the Franchisor let alone the Monarch. Still a real page turner.
Sadly this is the best book so far in the series. That being said imagine being so dependent on borrowed interest that you have to keep introducing more and more borrowed element to keep people reading. Either that or the author is incapable of original ideas. This feels like someone read Dungeon Crawler Carl changed the cat to a dog and then used Reddit and AI to write a book. It’s actually wild how unoriginal it is. And how many times can you use the same insults. BoD is references like twenty thousand times in this series. It wasn’t even mildly original or funny the first time.
Kiosk Kingdom by James Hunter has officially taken over as one of my favorite series, not just this year, but honestly in the last couple of years. This book hit everything I love, fast-paced action, sharp humor, and characters that feel like a chaotic, ride-or-die family. The banter is quick, funny, and constant, and the dynamic between the characters is what really makes it shine. I was completely hooked the entire time. At this point, I’m fully invested and just need the next book immediately because I am not ready to leave this world yet. 📚🔥🖤
Review: Booky three! Get set to have fun in meaningless ways as Discount Dan takes role playing to another level. The world building keeps getting more expansive as he levels up. The creepy factor goes up as well. Not a big fan of the backstory reveal. Detracted from the LitRPG genre effects by grounding the World with a SciFi themed origin. Enough to lose a star. I am sure that most readers will probobly not be as affected.
This read will take awhile what with all the questing/battles, so sit back, relax and be entertained.
This book introduces new characters, fills in backstory on existing ones, levels everyone up, explains a bit more about what is really going on and continues the overall narrative so I'd call this one a successful entry in the series. The one portion I haven't quite decided on is the 1,000 Acre Woods. At times, I thought it would have been nice if the series did more of that sooner. At other times, I didn't want anymore of it. I did end hoping that bear doesn't show up again but I have a bad feeling he may.
Fantastic book. Cannot put down Discount Dan when I start it, the pacing and humor were perfect. Just as funny as the first two. I laughed out loud more than once on an airplane while reading it. There was even a few tearful moments at the end w/ Mr Robin and Poo or when Croc prepared to sacrifice himself.
This is probably my favorite LitRPG series next to DCC. I will continue to recommend this series to others as well as other books from the author.
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I had the privilege of reading this as an ARC, and let me tell you... I DEVOURED IT! The mayhem was impeccable, and the character arcs evolved at a fast pace.
There were multiple moments that had me laughing out loud and tearing up, as the author invites you to examine nostalgia through a lens of an insidious capitalistic nightmare. It was so relatable in the weirdest way. I could not put this book down, and I can't wait until book 4! This series is a must read!
I didn't realize how much I missed Dan, Croc and company until I started to read book 3.
what an enjoyable, fun and surprisingly deep roller coaster ride
it was so much fun and ended too soon! this book put Discount Dan near the top of my favorite Lit RPGs of all time.
some great characters, setting and background we find out about the Backrooms. I laughed out loud multiple tines and was sad when I finished this entry!
If you liked the first two books, you'll probably like this one. Dan makes new friends, gets a lot stronger, and faces a multitude of unique and terrifying enemies. The public domain is also abused quite thoroughly throughout this tome of mayhem and shenanigans. Overall a very fun read, looking forward to the next one.
Look, you will see the "twist" coming, but it is written in such a way that it is still so impactful. Never thought that I would treat up because of that stupid bear. The usually weird humor continues, with a side of a deeply emotional gut punch.
Another great audiobook installment. We learn more about the origin of the back rooms, the Blight and the researcher as well as plenty of rollicking good fights. There is also introspection, moral dilemmas, poignancy and the truly unhinged laundry brownies along with the goodest boy and my favourite cleaver happy Temperance.
I didn't want it to end. Every time I thought it was coming to the end, there was a little more to be read and I was so happy! Though, I did finally find to the end, and am now waiting for the next one. James Hunter made me a kid again, even if those things I loved as a kid were now scary, lol!
I started this series just for fun and more for background noise then because I actually enjoy the story too much. But I find the more I listen the more I enjoy it.
This one actually had me gasp toward the end and get a little scared for some of the characters. There better be more - cannot wait for book 4!
I'm not sure this is actually 5 stars, amazing, but it was a really enjoyable books with some poignant moments in a litrpg combat leveling book.
The nice thing about series like this is if they spend the effort they can build the characters out and do neat things with them. I look forward to it continuing.
This novel was better than the 2nd book. For some reason I could not get into it, but this one was easier. I prefer more story and interactions than big data and stats. That being said... litrpg has good ideas and stories but too many rely on saturating their novels with so much dry data. Hunter at times has this issue but his story idea is still good.