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204 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 3, 2025
He gives me a look and lifts up a sad hand for help. I roll my eyes and grab his hand, planning to help him up. Instead, he yanks me down, pulling me down on top of him with my heavy bag on my back.
“Arthur!” I shout.
He’s laughing in glee. “You see everything coming, but not that, did you, Buttercup?”
As I try to get up, he wraps his legs around me and farts. It’s a fart that echoes around us. A fart that sends birds flying from all the trees.
“Arthur!” I scream, pounding my hands against his chest. “You’re disgusting!”
“I like your company too. I just feel like you’re like a pet that I’ve spent my whole life bonded to.”
Don’t call me a pet.
I laugh. “Sorry, I just sometimes think you can get closer to animals than you can ever get to people, because they have such pure hearts. They don’t have any bad intentions, they just are who they are. That’s how you are to me.”
He makes the humming sound again as I continue to pet him. Alright, I will try not to be insulted by your referral of me as a pet, but only because you are correct about animals. Humans are inferior to most of animal kind.
When you fail, I’m going to be right there waiting to take your dragon,” he says, and his words are a threatening growl.
I sigh dramatically. “You pillow princesses are all the same, just laying back, legs spread, waiting for something to be given to you.”
His mouth drops open.
“You keep staring like that and people will talk.”