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Pounded By President Bigfoot
Allen has been interested in politics his entire life, but when things don’t work out the way he’d planned, Allen settles for a fast paced carrier in political journalism.
It’s no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president’s sexuality, which come to a head during the interview.
Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the oval office from the first bigfoot president!
This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay bigfoot action, including anal, blowjobs, double penetration, rough sex, and presidential beast love.
It’s no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president’s sexuality, which come to a head during the interview.
Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the oval office from the first bigfoot president!
This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay bigfoot action, including anal, blowjobs, double penetration, rough sex, and presidential beast love.
16 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 10, 2014
About the author
Chuck Tingle
417 books1,176 followersDr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler", a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine.
Chuck's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport.
Email: ChuckTheTingler@gmail.com
Chuck's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport.
Email: ChuckTheTingler@gmail.com
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January 4, 2015
Once again, Chuck Tingle, you have surprised me. I enjoyed the hell out of this story. You may have a fan in me, Tingle. Job well done, sir/ma'am.
A gay big foot President whose name sounds like me deepthroating a shish-kebab while jumping up and down barefoot on hot coals, Gardook Yuldok (say that five times fast), is currently a second term president in America.
^^^^ President.
Seriously.
Fair warning, I had a ball searching for those Geico cavemen pictures because it's one of my fave commercials of all time, so you'll be blitzed in this review until I bore myself.
Hehehehe...look at him. He's all dressed up, ready for a night on the town.
BAM! This is his good side:
*giggles*
Lemme get back to my home slice, President Gardook Yuldok who "won by a landslide after staying true to a platform of environmental activism and fiscal conservation." (I kid you not) Mind blown.
And not only is President Yuldok an environmentalist...he's an international pop star whose top 40 hit, “It’s Lonely Out Here In The Forest” "became an immediate classic with even the most jaded of hipsters".
WHUT?
I chuckled for at least 5 minutes straight upon learning this.
But anyway, if you're reading my review, you want to know about the Sasquatch/ human boner jams, ammi'right?
Allen Bennet, is a political blogger who just got the scoop of a lifetime, an invitation to interview President Yuldok. Allen is gay and there are rumors about the president possibly being gay, nothing confirmed though the lack of a First Lady might be a clue.
So what do you think happens in 16 pages?
Especially with a warning like this:
Survey says:
President Yuldok doesn't beat around the bush. He'd rather spend time beating dat ass, filling it with his Sasquatch spunk, flood Allen's inner man cave, if you catch my drift.
Big Foot Swagger...they're not ready for it, Yuldok. They're not ready.
I am, though. :D
Yuldok is crude and super assertive, a bit of an asshole really but he gets thehuman job done. HARD! With toys, even.
3.5 stars rounded up, why? The writing isn't going to win any awards but it's better than some of the PWP I've read. In fact the story is 3 stars but my enjoyment was a 4. No romance, just fucking.
#monsterporn #don'tactlikeyou'veneverread #WTFdidIjustread #gigglingfiendisme #geicocavemendoitbetter #desksexFTW
A gay big foot President whose name sounds like me deepthroating a shish-kebab while jumping up and down barefoot on hot coals, Gardook Yuldok (say that five times fast), is currently a second term president in America.
^^^^ President.
Seriously.
Fair warning, I had a ball searching for those Geico cavemen pictures because it's one of my fave commercials of all time, so you'll be blitzed in this review until I bore myself.
Hehehehe...look at him. He's all dressed up, ready for a night on the town.
BAM! This is his good side:
*giggles*
Lemme get back to my home slice, President Gardook Yuldok who "won by a landslide after staying true to a platform of environmental activism and fiscal conservation." (I kid you not) Mind blown.
And not only is President Yuldok an environmentalist...he's an international pop star whose top 40 hit, “It’s Lonely Out Here In The Forest” "became an immediate classic with even the most jaded of hipsters".
WHUT?
I chuckled for at least 5 minutes straight upon learning this.
But anyway, if you're reading my review, you want to know about the Sasquatch/ human boner jams, ammi'right?
Allen Bennet, is a political blogger who just got the scoop of a lifetime, an invitation to interview President Yuldok. Allen is gay and there are rumors about the president possibly being gay, nothing confirmed though the lack of a First Lady might be a clue.
So what do you think happens in 16 pages?
Especially with a warning like this:
"Despite their integration into our society, relationships between bigfeet and humans are still very taboo, and a gay relationship of that sort is even more so."
Survey says:
President Yuldok doesn't beat around the bush. He'd rather spend time beating dat ass, filling it with his Sasquatch spunk, flood Allen's inner man cave, if you catch my drift.
“I’d like to fuck you.” Yuldok says, calmly and completely straight faced.
Despite his alpha swagger, the president’s bluntness has finally gone too far and I actually find myself a little bit offended by his offer. Everything about this is just too formal, too… strange.
I can tell that he sees this in my face, but his collected domineer doesn’t falter for a second.
“Why would I let you do that?” I ask, flustered.
Yuldok doesn’t miss a beat. “Because I’m hot, gay, intelligent and I’m the fucking president; because I’m a rare commodity and I know my value. Because I can.”
Big Foot Swagger...they're not ready for it, Yuldok. They're not ready.
I am, though. :D
Yuldok is crude and super assertive, a bit of an asshole really but he gets the
3.5 stars rounded up, why? The writing isn't going to win any awards but it's better than some of the PWP I've read. In fact the story is 3 stars but my enjoyment was a 4. No romance, just fucking.
I love that fucking big bigfoot cock.” I tell him desperately. “But I need it in my asshole, I need it so bad.”
“Is that how you address your superior?” Yuldok asks sternly in his deep, booming voice.
“I need you in my asshole, Mr. Bigfoot President.” I repeat, formally.
#monsterporn #don'tactlikeyou'veneverread #WTFdidIjustread #gigglingfiendisme #geicocavemendoitbetter #desksexFTW
May 12, 2016
Whether Chuck Tingle is someone’s pen name, a real guy who has a thing for spaghetti and weird erotica, or a mix between the two, he’s made an impact in the erotica world. Some hate him. Some love him. But absolutely NO ONE will deny he’s the most bizarre-can’t-look-away-what-in-the-heck-did-I-just-read erotic author out there.
This is one of his first books (though not his very first… I think a couple of them got republished, which messed up the dates and I’m not actually sure which IS first), Pounded by President Bigfoot.
We start off in the mind of a handsome gay blogger Allen Bennett. Allen tells us about how Bigfeet, or Sasquatches, came out in a big press release because their natural habit was being encroached upon by people. In just a short while, they integrated smoothly into the American way of life and could be found everywhere waiting tables, pumping gas, or even holding small government positions.
Eventually, one surprised everyone and ran for president! Ah, Gardook Yuldok won the nomination and eventually the election to become the first bigfoot president! It was quite scandalous as he wasn’t married, so people theorized he might have been the first GAY president, but since the interspecies election held more sway, people just didn’t care so much about the gay aspect. I will point out here the text does say incorrectly that Gardook is the first president without a First Lady. This is wrong. The honor actually goes to James Buchanan.
Anyway, our lucky blogger gets a press pass to conduct an interview with President Yuldok! Allen is stressing himself trying to think of the hard hitting questions, but when the times comes, President Yuldok asks if he can fuck Allen.
At least the president doesn’t beat around the bush! The rest of the book is Allen at first saying no, and then coming to grips that he wants that big old bigfoot cock up his ass.
I found this book incredibly amusing, and while there were a couple of small errors (and some formatting paragraph indent weirdness, but I get where that comes from and sometimes with the software Amazon makes authors use, you get weird formatting), it was actually very well written. Oh, sure, it talks about how much Allen needs that big cock up his ass, but I found it actually quite clever and tender at the same time. There really is nothing like a Tingleverse erotic short. (PS: A lot of people aren’t to get that gif below, but that’s ok.)
This is one of his first books (though not his very first… I think a couple of them got republished, which messed up the dates and I’m not actually sure which IS first), Pounded by President Bigfoot.
We start off in the mind of a handsome gay blogger Allen Bennett. Allen tells us about how Bigfeet, or Sasquatches, came out in a big press release because their natural habit was being encroached upon by people. In just a short while, they integrated smoothly into the American way of life and could be found everywhere waiting tables, pumping gas, or even holding small government positions.
Eventually, one surprised everyone and ran for president! Ah, Gardook Yuldok won the nomination and eventually the election to become the first bigfoot president! It was quite scandalous as he wasn’t married, so people theorized he might have been the first GAY president, but since the interspecies election held more sway, people just didn’t care so much about the gay aspect. I will point out here the text does say incorrectly that Gardook is the first president without a First Lady. This is wrong. The honor actually goes to James Buchanan.
Anyway, our lucky blogger gets a press pass to conduct an interview with President Yuldok! Allen is stressing himself trying to think of the hard hitting questions, but when the times comes, President Yuldok asks if he can fuck Allen.
At least the president doesn’t beat around the bush! The rest of the book is Allen at first saying no, and then coming to grips that he wants that big old bigfoot cock up his ass.
I found this book incredibly amusing, and while there were a couple of small errors (and some formatting paragraph indent weirdness, but I get where that comes from and sometimes with the software Amazon makes authors use, you get weird formatting), it was actually very well written. Oh, sure, it talks about how much Allen needs that big cock up his ass, but I found it actually quite clever and tender at the same time. There really is nothing like a Tingleverse erotic short. (PS: A lot of people aren’t to get that gif below, but that’s ok.)
July 8, 2015
This was my second experience with monster porn and it was just as ridiculous and I was still left wondering how anuses weren't split open and bowels shredded.
Allen is a political reporter living in a brave new America, this America has accepted and embraced the Sasquatch race and has elected it's first Bigfoot president, president Yuldok. When the political blog he works for is granted an interview with the president, Allen thinks he has hit the big time, but little does he know that president Yuldok has a crush on him and has needs that only human Allen can fulfill.
This is pretty much the story.
Yuldok to Allen: Fuck me or get out.
Allen to Yuldok: No!
Yuldok to Allen: Alright, this interview is over.
Allen to Yuldok: Okay then, I will fuck you!
Fucking scene commences. Yuldok has a huge rod, sucking, butt fucking, double penetration with the presidential butt plug, finishing with a hot foamy discharge.
Though much smaller than the living Alpha diner, I'm sure that president bigfoot would still do some serious damage to Allen's ass and internal organs.
As much as these stories made me laugh I still suffer from buyers remorse because the covers are much funnier than anything Chuck Tingle could write. Unless you can get these stories for free, just stick to looking at the covers for a good laugh, you can think of your own poorly written fuck story if you need one.
Allen is a political reporter living in a brave new America, this America has accepted and embraced the Sasquatch race and has elected it's first Bigfoot president, president Yuldok. When the political blog he works for is granted an interview with the president, Allen thinks he has hit the big time, but little does he know that president Yuldok has a crush on him and has needs that only human Allen can fulfill.
This is pretty much the story.
Yuldok to Allen: Fuck me or get out.
Allen to Yuldok: No!
Yuldok to Allen: Alright, this interview is over.
Allen to Yuldok: Okay then, I will fuck you!
Fucking scene commences. Yuldok has a huge rod, sucking, butt fucking, double penetration with the presidential butt plug, finishing with a hot foamy discharge.
Though much smaller than the living Alpha diner, I'm sure that president bigfoot would still do some serious damage to Allen's ass and internal organs.
As much as these stories made me laugh I still suffer from buyers remorse because the covers are much funnier than anything Chuck Tingle could write. Unless you can get these stories for free, just stick to looking at the covers for a good laugh, you can think of your own poorly written fuck story if you need one.
October 17, 2018
DNF@10%
Needed "Y". Tried a sample. Feel nothing.
Needed "Y". Tried a sample. Feel nothing.
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