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Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting

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Nick is the most girl crazy dude in his frat, but when him and the bros head up to Napa Valley for a quiet weekend, Nick quickly realizes that his chances of scoring a chick are next to nothing.

Nick’s disappointment soon turns into a powerful, gay attraction however, when he meets a dashing bigfoot sommelier, Torbo Gulgot, who invites him back for an after hours sampling.

Little does Nick realize, it’s not the wine that Torbo will be tasting, it’s Nick’s hot bro ass.

This erotic tale is 4,700 words of sizzling human on gay bigfoot action, including anal, cream pies, rimjobs, blowjobs, rough sex, and bigfoot butt tasting.

17 pages, Kindle Edition

First published February 2, 2015

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Chuck Tingle

417 books1,176 followers
Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler", a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine.

Chuck's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport.

Email: ChuckTheTingler@gmail.com

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Profile Image for karen.
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February 14, 2017

"Hello." Says the bigfoot. "How'd you like a taste, sir?"

this book is just as hot as any other book by chuck tingle. which either means "superscalding" or "not at all," depending on where you stand on the relative sexxiness of first-time same-sex erotic encounters between men and beasts.

in this case, the genital-on-genital action/sweet lasting romance blossoms between a human named nick and a bigfoot named torbo gulgot.

nick and his buddies pete and jeff are on a "bro's weekend" trip to napa valley for wine tastings and beautiful scenery. nick, the self-identifying "number one poon hound in our frat," is unenthusiastic about this choice of venue, because there are like zero chicks there to bang. SIGH!

the other bros are getting a little tired of nick's moaning and groaning (by which i mean his complaining. for now.)

"…it's not always about chicks, man!" Pete tells me. "We're always out looking for girls, for once can't we just chill as bros and enjoy some wine."

and pete is right. it's not always about chicks. as nick will soon learn.

nick is wandering around the place looking for a milf to seduce when he suddenly finds himself in a crowded room struck by a most unexpected sight:

Right there in front of me is the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on, towering over the others by a good two or three feet. It's bigfoot, covered in fur and sipping leisurely from a glass of deep red wine.

and it's love at first sight, "no homo" or no "no homo."

The monster is more attractive than any human woman, or man for that matter, that I've ever soon, a perfect specimen of pure, animalistic hotness.

nick tries to cling to the vestiges of his familiar and comfortable self-image with his confused I'm completely straight as an arrow nonsense, but ain't nobody straight in a tingler for long, and nick finds himself right up front, under the bigfoot's gaze.

torbo gulgot is equally impressed with nick, offering him a wine with a "woody finish" and "aged fifteen years." now, because even monsterporn has rulz, the only thing here aged fifteen years is this wine, but there will certainly be a woody finish for all the consenting adults in this story.

and it all starts here, with torbo gulgot's inquiry:

"Have you ever considered being the one who is tasted?"

and just like that, nick turns from poon hound to gay bigfoot sommelier hound. "Sounds good bro."

and the way is paved for caresses and exploration, erotic poses and painful pleasure.

…I'm hit with a strange wave of nostalgia, a faint memory of a life that once was. Even though it was just minutes before, my life of chasing women seems like it's an entire decade behind me. Now that I've tasted the succulent flavor of gay bigfoot desire, the thought of anything else, especially human women, seems laughably insufficient.

and what does nick's virgin ass taste like? leave the description to a sommelier:

"There is a definite high note of rose, with some smooth, buttery lows and a fine nutty finish. This is a delicious asshole."

and then there is boning. there is also a moment of hesitation, but nick is nothing if not confident.

"Too much to take for a straight boy?" Torbo laughs.

I shake my head. "I've got this, bro."

nick and torbo unleash the usual tingle-catalog of descriptive phrases in their lovemaking banter; oral sex is "like a beastly jackhammer," eyes are wet with "lustful gay tears," much mention is made of "my bro ass" and "my tasty bro ass," and the mid-coital (verbal) ejaculations are boilerplate tingle:

*"Do it!" I scream. "Shove that giant bigfoot dick into my tight little brohole!"
*"Tell me you like that big, fat bigfoot sommelier cock."
*"Harder!" I scream at Torbo. "Turn me gay!"
*"Harder!" I demand again. "Fuck me like the dirty gaybro that I am!"

and the classic tingle phrase, a staple i believe is in every tingler ever:

as he uses me like a gay human play toy

however, there is also this line which, like nick's tight butthole itself, might have been used for the very first time:

"Let's blow our loads together, bigfoot bro."

and if that ain't romance, i don't know what it is.
i really don't.
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1,838 reviews1,183 followers
March 22, 2015
Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting...or as I affectionately call this in my head, "How a Straight Bro Ends Up Being Rimmed to Within an Inch of His Life and Riding the Bigfoot Disco Stick"

Chucky Chuck Chuck...




(Thought I was going to show two hot dudes, spread eagle and tongue deep in the nalgas, salivating betwixt asscheeks? There's tumblr for that)

Nick is a straight bro. Hella straight, dude. So he and his bros go to Napa Valley to score some putang! Because nothing says easy score than drunk chicks on wine, right? Wrong.

There are only senior citizens tasting parties. No hot chicks in sight. The bro weekend is going down the drain. Enter Toro Gulgot, Bigfoot Gulgot. He's a sexy gay beast, knows great wines and ass. Guess who is on the menu?

Nick's butthole.
"What do you want to taste?"
"Your ass."

Nick can't deny the power of bigfoot seduction. Bigfoot don't waste time on BS lines, their game is direct and lusty. Torbo is a connoisseur...he knows what he is talking about.
"It tastes good, too," the creature tells me. "There is a definite high note of rose, with some smooth, buttery lows and a fine nutty finish. This is a delicious asshole."

Bigfoot = 1
Nick = 0 (actually he ends up winning too, his asshole just got a new resident member)

Torbo turns up the charm by serving up a hot dish of anilingus: bigfoot style. Nick never had a chance, he saw the beast, rainbow filled light. and he doesn't want to leave that glow.
"Now that I've tasted the succulent flavor of gay bigfoot desire, the thought of anything else, especially human women, seems laughably insufficient."

Chucky Chuck Chuck delivers rimming, hot ass pounding...and even a HEA.

I'm bathed in the Chucky Chuck Chuck light. Everything is coming up Tingle.

#3.75stars #TinglerStunner #ServedPipingHot #AssVino #WannaSip #LaughsForever #LoveIsReal
Profile Image for Optimist ♰King's Wench♰.
1,764 reviews3,836 followers
February 8, 2015

Why do I keep reading these?

Oh, I remember. It's classic lines like:

"Have you ever considered being the one who is tasted?"

It could have something to do with The Tingle's uncanny ability to make creature porn sound at least kinda hot, mostly amusing though.

In this "tingler" Nick gets dragged to the wine country for a bro's wine tasting weekend. Nick is displeased about the meager poontang offerings in wine country UNTIL…


Torbo Gulgot eye fucks every straight thought Nick has ever had out of his head within seconds.

Even though it was just minutes before, my life of chasing women seems like it's an entire decade behind me. Now that I've tasted the succulent flavor of gay bigfoot desire, the thought of anything else, especially human women, seems laughably insufficient.

I gotta say Nick's bros are super supportive of Nick's decision to go bigfoot and ditch the ladies. Then again Torbo did bring his sommelier's discerning pallet and considerable skills to the rim job of Nick's life.

Torbo pulls back for a moment. "It tastes good, too. The creature tells me. There is a definite high note of rose, with some smooth buttery lows and fine nutty finish. This is a delicious asshole."

He said "rose". *snort*

Nick's "brohole" gets pummeled by Torbo's "big, fat bigfoot sommelier cock" so hard it "turns" him gay. Could've been the geyser of jizz that got "ejected" into Nick too. Hard to say. Maybe a combination of the two?

Oh Tingle… what are we to do with you and your tinglers that use $5 words in the strangest, most laughable ways yet still manage to miss the easiest typos? Only The Tingle could work in "unquantifiable" into monster porn and make every, single character he writes about ripped and hot with holes gagging to be reamed by monsters and mythical creatures. Sometimes a gaggle of them at that.


I'm just going to toss this out there and see what happens.


Bigfoot/unicorn mashup gang bang. I think we've established there are an unquantifiable number of dudes willing to offer up their holes to satisfy even the randiest of creatures.

You know who'd read it?

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88 reviews15 followers
May 9, 2022
Would have been five stars if there were more detailed tasting notes on the butts that were tasted.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
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October 7, 2018
I'm not sure I have adequate words to describe the reading experience with this story. It didn't quite pan out the way I thought it might. Not sure how I feel about the ending.
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February 2, 2021
Another from the Chuck Tingle Humble Bundle. I guess when the first one you read features ghost pirate bigfoot, it's hard for the next not to be a let down.
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December 23, 2022
Why do I do this to myself?

Got this as a freebie with Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner and it was indeed what it said it was. A dude-bro got banged by bigfoot six ways to Sunday. Weird but it is Chuck Tingle so there you go.
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