Eyebrows and the Scientific Method

A series of vignettes #2

by DiscontentedWinter

Sterek

A series of vignettes (and helpful lists and terrible illustrations) about Derek's eyebrows, and Stiles's attempts to communicate with them.

Note: Can be read as a companion piece to Bite Marks and Bendy Straws, but it's not a sequel.

Word Count: 1764

Genres: Fan Fiction, M M Romance, Paranormal, Short Stories, Romance, Shapeshifters, Humor

5 pages, ebook

First published March 10, 2015

About the author

See also: Lisa Henry

Permission granted by the author

Reviews

[Rosa, really · Rating 4 out of 5]

Perfect fluff to eyebrow ratio and the perfect companion piece to Bite Marks and Bendy Straws.



Love the illustrations, Stiles's fearboners and may I just say how happy it makes me that in Lisa's TW world both Derek and Stiles are list makers? It's MTB, people!

[Tara♥ · Rating 4 out of 5]

Derek and his eyebrows!!








Sad eyebrow:


And just cause:


Top quotes: "Mouth like a cat's bum." and "Stiles totally has a fearboner."

Awesome as always, this has Bite Marks & Bendy Straws laughs but it also has a tiny bit of feelz!!

Love.

Thanks Lisa and personally I am really excited about Rosa's next Sterek Porn/Fluff request. No pressure!!

[Exina · Rating 4 out of 5]

The same story as Bite Marks and Bendy Straws, now from Stiles’ viewpoint.

While Derek is obsessed with Stiles’ mouth, he is captivated by Derek’s eyebrows.

Eyebrows really shouldn’t be that attractive.
Like, fetish-level attractive.
Stiles does not have an eyebrow fetish.
Or a leather jacket fetish.
Or a serial killer fetish.
Or any kind of Derek Hale fetish at all.

I loved the lists, drawings, and Stiles’ eyebrow-code. Awesome story!

“Um,” Scott says, frowning at Stiles’s notebook one afternoon as they’re studying. “What’s a right three-quarter quirk with an upward twist?”

[Jyanx · Rating 4 out of 5]

Oh my, that was a nice dose of fluffy and adorable. I love how much Stiles wants to understand Derek, and how his infatuation with Derek's eyebrows plays into that. I will admit I'm a sucker for Stile's nicknames for Derek in this one. Too cute.



Also all this eyebrow talk makes me want to watch FLCL.

[Dalia · Rating 4 out of 5]

Derek has a serious eyebrow game.



It's funny, cute and short!

[Otila · Rating 4 out of 5]

Awesome eyebrow fluff!

[Vivian · Rating 4 out of 5]

A list of things I liked:

1. Comic book analogy-- math and art have their fair share
2. Doodles-- who doesn't love snarky sketches
3. Eyebrows-- really if you haven't ever met someone that you want to lick and nibble on their eyebrows, then you're just not paying attention
4. RSI-- it speaks for itself.


Favorite quote:

“Nothing,” Stiles says, snatching his notebook back, but he’s pretty sure it translates as: I want to bite off the faces of all my enemies and dance in a rain of their blood. Or possibly: Stop staring at me, Stiles.

[Kaje Harper · Rating 4 out of 5]

More cute, funny, tiny Sterek fanfic. With eyebrows. Made me laugh.

[Jennifer☠Pher☠ · Rating 5 out of 5]

Glareywolf, Glareyhoteyebrowwolf, fearboner and dubiouswolf are totally going to be part of my vocabulary from here on out. MWAHAHAHA!

It will be interesting if a week late I can find some good eyebrow porn that hasn't already been posted. Fuck it, who doesn't want a repeat?

Alas, I went with funny and not porn. I like funny. All the reviews can't always be sexy.







His mouth says no, but his eyebrows say yes yes yes.

#sweetwolf

Thank you Lisa and thank you Rosa.

[♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ok ok ok, I have an announcement!

*holds out medal*

POET LAUREATE, LISA, aka DISCONTENTED WINTER!!

Ok, now that's outa the way...

I love the list of things Stiles learned on the interwebs, especially #4.

Oh oh oh! And this, the key to the universe!!

... he’s fascinated by Derek’s eyebrows because they’re the only thing part of him actually capable of expressing any emotion.

Hee!!

Also, poor Derek, he'll now forever be plagued by - wait for it - pussy mouth jokes.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

If we're voting on fave drawing, mine is the legend of eyebrow formations, like there's a map somewhere that gauges distance with brow instead of mile.

[BWT · Rating 4 out of 5]

I swear, Lisa has not ever written a Sterek fic that I haven't liked. This is no exception. Funny, sweet, and just a bit poignant.

He'd looked vulnerable. He'd looked scared, sure, but mostly he'd looked resigned, like of course he knew nobody would bother save him in the end. It's probably the most heartbreaking fucking thing Stiles has ever seen.

Stiles totally has a fearboner. He'll study that more closely later. For science.

Perfection.

[Trisha Harrington · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved loved loved this! It was awesome and fun and just a really nice, quick Sterek read!

[* A Reader Obsessed * · Rating 4 out of 5]

Stiles has discovered he has an eyebrow fetish and goes about deciphering its language for his own edification.

For science. Really. It has nothing to do with the fact that they're attached to Derek's beautiful mug.

Uh huh. Sure.

This was a perfect Sterek indulgence.

[Lori · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh my god - I'm grinning from ear-to-ear. This is so perfect!! Plus, cute eyebrow drawings.

[Eugenia · Rating 4 out of 5]

So fun! With drawings!!!

[Bree Cheese · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the eyebrow porn fluff story of my dreams. All my little artist's heart needs to be happy in life is lists, drawings and graphs - and this had eyebrow graphs! *dying*

[Lilia Ford · Rating 5 out of 5]

I just loves these!
More!

[Alice · Rating 4 out of 5]

It's amazing what she can do in just a vignette. Adorable in the vein of Bite Marks and Bendy Straws.

"a moral relativist who skirts worryingly close to sociopathy on occasion." (isn't that the truth, Derek?)

[Ellie · Rating 4 out of 5]

Perfect, fluff fun while taking a break from a rather tedious assingment at work.

[Maygirl7 · Rating 4 out of 5]

Everyone 's read this except for me! Ha! That's no longer true. The poem was the best.

[Trix · Rating 4 out of 5]

So cute! So very cute!

I wonder if the wolf drawings sprinkled in the story were done by the author themselves. They added another layer of comedy to the story itself. That last one with "sweetwolf" was just to die for.

I learnt a few things too. Trichophilia. Chaetophobia. I'll probably forget about them soon but for now.. interesting read.

Sweet. Short. In character. Funny. Worth a read!

[Natalia · Rating 4 out of 5]

Gah, this man is perfect!!

[Pjm12 · Rating 4 out of 5]

Adorbs. With bonus pics of eyebrows.

[Tj · Rating 4 out of 5]

Love the drawings. The chart outlining the meaning of each eyebrow position is priceless!!!!

Thank you for this sweet little Tuesday Pick Me Up.

[Anna (Bananas) · Rating 4 out of 5]

This made me happy. :) Humor and sweetness, awwwww

[Alvin · Rating 3 out of 5]

#sweetwolf #FTW #Sterek4eva

3.5 STARS.

[atmatos · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was cute, but I am not a big Derek fan so him being the focus of the story was lost on me.

[The_Paperback_Peruser · Rating 4 out of 5]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[Sandra · Rating 3 out of 5]

#sweetwolf

[Carol · Rating 5 out of 5]

wonderfully cute, hilarious and fluffy. I needed this in my life.