Sex Criminals #12: We Think It's the Fluids That Keep Getting Us Banned On iTunes and Android

Sex Criminals (Single Issues)

by Matt Fraction

Suzie and Jon continue the worst recruitment plan in the history of entertaining second-act montage sequences. Getting the band together never had so many fluids.

By Hollywood jerkhole MATT FRACTION (ODY-C, SATELLITE SAM, Hawkeye) and literally a shed-full of car keys that somehow manages to draw comics.

Genres: Comics, Graphic Novels, Fantasy, Graphic Novels Comics, Fiction

22 pages, Unknown Binding

First published July 22, 2015

About the author

"How he got started in comics: In 1983, when Fraction was 7 years old and growing up in Kansas City, Mo., he became fascinated by the U.S. invasion of Grenada and created his own newspaper to explain the event. "I've always been story-driven, telling stories with pictures and words," he said.

Education and first job: Fraction never graduated from college. He stopped half a semester short of an art degree at Kansas City Art Institute in Missouri in 1998 to take a job as a Web designer and managing editor of a magazine about Internet culture.

"My mother was not happy about that," he said.

But that gig led Fraction and his co-workers to split off and launch MK12, a boutique graphic design and production firm in Kansas City that created the opening credits for the James Bond film "Quantum of Solace."

Big break: While writing and directing live-action shoots at MK12, Fraction spent his spare time writing comics and pitching his books each year to publishers at Comic-Con. Two books sold: "The Last of the Independents," published in 2003 by AiT/Planet Lar, and "Casanova," published in 2006 by Image Comics.

Fraction traveled extensively on commercial shoots. Then his wife got pregnant. So Fraction did what any rational man in his position would do -- he quit his job at MK12 to pursue his dream of becoming a full-time comic book writer.

Say what? "It was terrifying," said Fraction, who now lives in Portland, Ore. "I was married. We had a house. We had a baby coming. And I just quit my job."

Marvel hired Fraction in June 2006, thanks largely to the success of his other two comics. "I got very lucky," he half-joked. "If it hadn't worked out, I would have had to move back in with my parents.

- 2009. Alex Pham. Los Angeles Times.

Reviews

[praiz · Rating 4 out of 5]

The pace needs improving for sure. Boop. Hopefully, Suzie's powers? If the has any that is -- will be revealed in the next one. That'd be cool.

[Aliix · Rating 3 out of 5]

Ay como me hace reír

[Amanda · Rating 5 out of 5]

I bumped this up to 5 stars because of the story of the elusive issue #11's in the letter column. I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more, and I ended with a slow clap.

[Jessica · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 Anime-Stars! ☆☆☆☆☆
"Sweet D!ck-Sucking Sailer Moon" -hahaha...what?! My view of Sailer Moon is forever tainted now.

And just when you think youve seen everything. Sailer Moon-monster-ghost has an octopus pussy that destroys everything in its sight and cums sparkles. I know... sounds crazy but hella interesting. ;)

[Mary · Rating 5 out of 5]

I may have just died from laughter. That moment when you're laughing so hard, and your a tad bit dehydrated so your tears are extra salty and the burn your own eyes.

What? No on else? Weirdos. Chip and Matt are amazing humans doing amazing things. I'm so glad I'm picking this up in single issue.

Also, the xxx cover is FANTASTIC. Kate makes me a happy human. the bright colors, and fun flavor text. Just perfect.

[César Galicia · Rating 5 out of 5]

Aunque es un número medio de relleno (realmente, lo que sucede no aporta nada a la trama), la "clase" acerca del concepto de "normal" en sexualidad, es una maravilla. Qué padre cuando una historia que tiene el sexo como punto central aprovecha sus momentos de ligereza en la historia para discutir temas sexológicos relevantes.

[محمود راضي · Rating 5 out of 5]

إذا كان هذا العدد دالًا على شيء، فهو يدل على مدى الاتساع الذي وصل إليه عالم هذه السلسلة حتى الآن، حيث يتفنن هذه المرة في عرض كل الخطوط التي تتضاعف شيئًا فشيئًا عرضًا متوازيًا، كما يصل العدد لآفاق أرحب في الجرأة وارتفاع السقف.

[Sarah · Rating 3 out of 5]

Sex Criminals is the reason I got a Comixology account. I wanted to read the story right away, but I didn't want to have to be scared to leave it on my coffee table. This is not its best issue, but it is still so much better than so much stuff out there.

[Anthony · Rating 4 out of 5]

Smart, funny, sexy (in no small part because it's so smart & funny, mind you) and probably one of the most interesting of any premise in decades (I'm speaking of the whole series here). Think of how well this would go over as an HBO series...

[Laura Valensi · Rating 4 out of 5]

Esto ha sido lo más surrealista y que he leído en mi vida.

[Chloe · Rating 5 out of 5]

These things are way too damn short, but so darn good

[Dimitris Papastergiou · Rating 3 out of 5]

It was ok. It was good. But no progress whatsoever. Oh well. I *think* I'm gonna drop it and read it like when another volume is done? Don't know, will see...!

[Jason McKinney · Rating 3 out of 5]

I still like this book, but the momentum of the plot has really slowed down. Things need to be sped up, STAT. Kegelface, in particular, had almost nothing to do here.

[Isabella · Rating 4 out of 5]

AND THEN AFTERWARDS THIS HAPPENS



AMONG OTHER CRAZY SHIT

[Virna · Rating 5 out of 5]

this is just getting better and better

[Kidanny Quirindongo · Rating 5 out of 5]

I feel like this is one of the funniest issues i've read so far.

[Harper Sage · Rating 5 out of 5]

"Because I booped your clit?" Is basically the greatest line in all of fiction and anyone who disagrees is wrong.