"Captain Kurotsuchi! Stop smiling and run! How can you be so happy in this situation?!"
"How can I be so happy, you ask? Discovering a never before seen subject to observe! One that continues to exceed my expectations! If this is not joyous, then what is?!"
BLEACH's Volume 70, despite its beginning being a continuation of a Sternritter flashback, focuses on a battle between captain of Squad 12, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, and one of Yhwach's chosen guardians, Pernida Parnkgjas.
"What a wonderful battle this is." [Mayuri]
I wouldn't go as far as calling this fight as "wonderful", but I can admit that it was one of the most intriguing, incredibly creative and visually impressive BLEACH battles. Since I haven't witnessed its glory in the anime yet, my jaw was on the floor for, well, most of the time I was reading the volume. After going through 69 books already, I thought that I had some idea how the author's mind works and that I wouldn't feel as shocked as I was before, but damn, that man is totally unpredictable. When you think you have seen it all, there comes Tite Kubo with a loud: "Surprise! You haven't seen the best of me yet!" and shocks the hell out of you.
While I admitted that the Mayuri vs Pernida battle was visually impressive, I couldn't decide which side I should've been standing on with this one. The decision should be easy - the Soul Reapers side, so in this case - Mayuri's. But considering the fact that I absolutely hate Mayuri's guts and also the fact that Pernida actually didn't do anything wrong - reacted with attacks only because he felt like he had to protect the Quincy name - I felt quite torn. Neither choice seemed right, for many reasons. And both sides were creepy - also for many reasons. So I decided to be neutral, just this one time.
"He sure is a creepy fellow."
"Like you're the one to talk."
Pernida was the only mysterious one out of all Yhwach's guardians and I predicted that his real appearance will be quite surprising (why else would he be hiding this whole time?). But, oh boy, I definitely haven't predicted how he will actually look. Nothing, absolutely nothing wouldn't prepare me for this. It was as glorious as it was creepy. The images of his enormous body (body part... ???) hovering above the heads of the characters gave me chills. And the way one of his parts crawled towards Mayuri reminded me unpleasantly of the Addams family movie. There was also a... being like that, but, you know, smaller. Way, way smaller and way, way less threatening than Pernida. And without eyes. O my god. I feel like I will have nightmares at night and I'm genuinely scared right now 😭
Oh, and Pernida's power was really interesting, and well, incredibly dangerous. Things could become really bad for our heroes if he only decided to make them his puppets. There could've been a real massacre. I'm relieved that the author didn't went on that route.
"This Ashisogi-Jizou's nerves are on the surface of his body. So coming into a contact with the ground or even the air sends excruciating pain across his body... but let's ser that aside for now." [Mayuri]
No, let's not set it aside, let's talk about it! I always knew that Mayuri is a huge piece of you know what, and I knew that he was spending some of his time on modifying his Zanpakuto, but wherever the talked about it, it was on the filler episodes so I didn't gave it any thought. But this is not a filler episode. It's part of the canon timeline, and there stands Mayuri, laughing like a madman and proudly introducing a modified version of his Bankai. At first it scared me (because wtf even??) then I wanted to cry, because as much as creepy and terrifying Mayuri's Bankai is, he was a baby who was just born and all it felt was excruciating pain all over his body. It was a cruel show, even for a person like Mayuri. I feel a deep sorrow for his Zanpakuto, it deserved a better master than him (considering the fact that a Soul Reaper and a Zanpakuto share one soul, for Ashisogi-Jizou to get a new master is sadly impossible) 😢
"Do you remember the first thing you called me when I woke up? I really liked that name..." [Nemu]
There comes another person that Mayuri had hurt just in one single battle. Nemu, his lieutenant and so-called daughter. I'm sure I will go back to this topic in my review of the next volume (since it's Nemu's battle against Pernida now), but I need to say something. Nemu's origin story surprised me. The whole time I was under the impression that she had been made the way she is now. I mean, that she was made as an adult, so seeing the image of her being much, much younger was quite a shocking experience for me. How many members of squad 12 was there to observe her growth? How many of them were sending her smiles, giving her hugs and spending their time at playing games? Was that kind of behaviour even allowed, considering what kind of person Mayuri is? Did she had a good life, again, despite what kind of person Mayuri is? I want to cry when I think about it. And I want to cry when I think about how Mayuri is treating her in the present time.
"Do you know the toll it takes on me for develop the next you into the you of now?"
"I do not know."
"Then do not think for yourself! You do not have the freedom to die on your own accord! You die when I order you to die!"
This one quite tells volumes about what kind of person Mayuri is and what kind of relationship he has with Nemu. I'm shocked that there are people who think of them as a father and daughter. No. Just no. This is NOT that type of relationship. It's not even a captain and lieutenant kind of relationship. He's the master and she's his servant (if not a slave). All she needs to do is stand and wait for orders and when she acts on her own, even to help her master, all she gets is a punishment. Mayuri is unable to say "thank you" and he's unable to be gentle with a woman just as he is unable to act like a proper human being (not just because he's technically not a human, but a Soul Reaper). I understand that she's his creation, but she isn't an object that he can move around as he pleases, she's a living and breathing person with a heart and a mind of her own. She should have had her freedom and a life she wanted to. But what breaks me the most in this whole story is the fact that all she is focusing on is Mayuri's wellbeing.
"My mission is to protect you, master Mayuri."
"No! Your mission is to growth!"
"I believe I can show you that growth by protecting you."
The only moment she had went against orders is to protect Mayuri. She thought that she is living and breathing for him and I'm terrified that she will go so far as end her life for him. If only he was worth it. If only he was someone she could look up to. If not a father, then a caring creator. But he's just Mayuri Kurotsuchi. A madman. A crazy inventor with an obsession to find new species and to experiment on them. He's not a person she should give her heart and her life for :(
You should thank this one. The one who turned you from being powerless into a genius." [Yhwach]
Volume 70 is focusing on the Mayuri vs Pernida battle, but starts with a continuation of the Bazz-B and Jugram conflict. This was PAINFUL to watch. I knew that they will go against each other, it was inevitable, but since these two were friends as children, I thought that Jugram will be more... gentle with Bazz. Through the whole battle he was terrifyingly calm and send a blow after blow, not caring what kind of damage he gave his former friend. Bazz-B was full of anger so I understood his will of fighting, but with Jugram things are different. I don't understand what his goal is. When he met Yhwach, he suddenly switched sides going from Bazz's one to Yhwach's one (when he saved Yhwach from Bazz's attack). Part of me thought that when he was denying Bazz's multiple requests of a fight, he was protecting him in his own way, but part of me is not so sure, especially not after how their battle went at the present time. I can't believe that Jugram had left Bazz just laying there in a pool of blood. And I can't believe that this scene made me sob. I think that I liked Bazz-B much more than I thought and that I was too emotionally attached to the thought of Jugram's and Bazz's friendship. I hope that Bazz-B is not dead. I would riot if he's dead! (let Giselle and Liltotto be dead instead, please and thank you).
Anyways, I'm jumping immediately to the next volume. I'm nervous as hell, not just for Nemu who's up against Pernida, but also for everyone in Kyoraku's group that's currently being hunted by Lille Barro (Ichigo's group seem to be safe, for now at least). Will the heroes survive and enter Wahrwelt or will they be killed one by one? Who will the lucky guy to stand against Yhwach? Maybe we will see in the next volume!
Some of my thoughts that I like to share: (be aware of the spoilers, thank you!)
~ Did my eyes deceive me or did Jugram switch sides when Yhwach said "I need you" to him?? What kind of relationship did Jugram had with his uncle?? I want answers!
~ I feel like Jugram took his words too much at heart when he said "I'll be watching" to vice-captain Hubert. His job is to watch like a hawk over everything and eventually giving informations about Yhwach's powers to peasants that had no idea what His Majesty is capable of.
~ I have no idea what possessed Giselle and Liltotto to stand against Yhwach just by themselves. Did they have a death wish? Anyways, I hope that they are dead. For good, this time. I know, it's cruel, but they are more cruel that I could ever be.
~ I can't believe that Askin decided to stop to make yourself a tea while being chased by Grimmjow. The way he jumped into a run the moment he sensed Grimmjow behind him made me laugh out loud! 🤣
~ Part of me wants Hisagi to get to the palace, despite him being shot. Other part of me wants him to just stop and let go. I don't think that he will survive if he will get through the Wahrwelt's gate 😭
~ "Zaraki..."
"Yeah. It's nothing. I only lost an arm." - oh yeah, it's indeed nothing! Kenny is a real beast! 😯
~ "What's that?"
"Is that a question? Or are you talking to yourself? If you're talking to yourself, I'll ignore it." - as much as I dislike Mayuri, his interactions with Kenny were hilarious to watch 😂
~ Somehow I did not expect Mayuri to stab Kenny in the back. I should. It's Mayuri after all. Part of me is pissed off at him (how dare he?!) and other part of me is relieved, because Kenny would probably let himself be killed and for what? He's now paralyzed, but still alive. His strength will be needed later on, I'm sure.
~ Poor Hanataro didn't hear Nemu's warning or wasn't quick enough to react because he ended up being paralyzed too 😭
~ When I asked about Reio's left hand, I did NOT expect to see it on the Quincy side, as a freaking Sternritter. How is possible that Reio's arm is a Quincy is truly beyond me!
~ "I... Don't... Understand... You..."
"Don't worry, we neither." - lmao, Ikkaku 😂
~ How can Mayuri use a Quincy technique?! 😮
~ I knew that Mayuri's Bankai is a giant baby, but somehow I did not expect to see a giant purple alien baby giving a birth to another giant alien baby (a yellow one, this time).
~ The poor alien baby kept on screaming in pain, I was also in pain while witnessing it 😥
~ The way Pernida kept evolving through the battle was impressive.
~ I can't believe that Nemu went against orders and let her hand be cut just to save Mayuri for him to grip her by the hair and toss her to the ground like a sack of potatoes. Did I already say that I hate him? Because I hate him!
~ Of course Mayuri became a captain by modifying his Zanpakuto to become a Bankai. Of course. How could he spend time at practicing and becoming stronger in a natural way? That's not how scientists work! 😒
~ "To think that the day would come when I'd entrust a battle to Nemu... How degrading." - can I punch this guy? I wanna punch this guy! 😡