Rich people suck.
This can be taken several ways, of course. In common parlance and slang, “suck” is often used to describe something that is offensive or awful. In another way, “suck” can be used to describe the act of drawing people in, either inadvertently or intentionally, to something by sheer force of gravity or will.
I personally agree, for the most part, with the former, but my use of the word in this review is more in line with the latter definition.
Take Jeffrey Epstein. He was a rich guy in Palm Beach who did stuff with money (many rich people do stuff with money: it’s why they’re rich), usually other people’s money, and, in turn, made a whole shit-ton more money.
Now, this, in itself, does not make him suck. And, in truth, the act of making a shit-ton of money is not necessarily why rich people suck. It usually has more to do with how they use their money.
See, Epstein used his money frivolously, although he would have disagreed vehemently. Epstein loved massages; often getting two or three full-body massages on a daily basis. Now, using one’s money frivolously to buy massages doesn’t necessarily make one suck. It makes one frivolous.
The reason Epstein sucked is because he used underage girls---some as young as 14---to do the massages. The rub? He would occasionally be naked, he would occasionally force the girls to be naked, he would occasionally molest them, and, in some cases, he would forcibly have sex with them. Then, he would pay them anywhere from $200 and up to ensure that they would shut up about it.
For a lot of these girls, $200 was a lot of money, especially for only an hour’s work. For many, Epstein’s other sexual predilections were simply an annoyance they felt that they had to put up with. Only a few of these girls figured out the truth of what was going on: they were being raped and then paid off by the rapist to remain quiet.
In all, Epstein sucked in nearly forty different girls into his web of perversion. In 2005, the police in Palm Beach started an investigation. What happened after the police had enough to take him to court, though, was another form of rape, of justice.
“Filthy Rich” is a nonfiction account of Epstein’s horrific sexual crimes and the subsequent crime committed by the justice system and Epstein’s billionaire friends who, for decades, let him get away with his crimes. Written by James Patterson, John Connolly, and Tim Malloy, the book describes how---with enough money, power, and leverage---one can almost get away with just about anything in this country.
I say “almost” because Epstein initially served time. Never mind that it was a slap on the wrist and a slap in the face to his victims. In 2008, as part of a plea deal, he served only 13 months (in which he was allowed occasional “leave” to go home during the day, as long as he was back in his prison cell at night) and was given impunity for any future accusations of sexual offense.
If you think that is sickening, think about this: he was convicted of hiring a prostitute, which means that the justice system clearly deemed a 14-year-old girl who was forced to have sex with a forty-something man a prostitute, simply because she accepted the $200 he paid her. And if you have the audacity to respond to that with “Well, technically, that is the definition of a prostitute” then you suck.
In July 2019, Epstein was federally convicted of sexual trafficking. Thankfully, he only served a month of that conviction before he either committed suicide or was murdered in his jail cell. It doesn’t really matter because it was a win for justice either way.
Epstein sucked in these girls, whose lives would never be the same, but he also managed to suck in an array of enablers, apologists, and accessories who turned a blind eye, ignored, or simply let him do the horrible things he did. People like Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Alan Dershowitz. Fellow rich assholes who also suck.
I’ll be honest: I’m not a fan of Patterson, so I almost didn’t read this book. I’m glad I did, though. Much of Patterson’s trademark shitty fourth-grade-level writing is at a minimum in this, as nearly 75% of the book is actual transcripts from police interviews or courtroom proceedings, letters, or other primary sources.