Dee's Big Nuts

by Mark Thunder

Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.

Genres: Humor, Comedy, Picture Books, Childrens, Adult

26 pages, Kindle Edition

Published August 1, 2015

Reviews

[Furrydestroyer 420 · Rating 5 out of 5]

I read this book to my son and he started giggling like crazy every time nuts were mentioned. I don't get it, its just a book about Dee's nuts and how the community reacts to the monstrous nuts. Another thing I didn't understand is why the female squirrels were particularly interested in Dee's nuts as opposed to any of the male squirrels. After every page I read Little Timmy would burst out laughing whenever I said the word "nuts" especially after saying "Dee's nuts". Am I missing something here? Did Little Timmy learn something on the playground I was not aware of? I knew I should have stuck with reading the Holy Bible for Minecrafters to him every night.

[Angela · Rating 5 out of 5]

this is the peak of literature. most beautiful writing. i feel so inspired rn. best book ever.

[John The Crippledgimp · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is funny as he'll I'll be ordering more kids books from this guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[court]

after reading this book, i felt so motivated. this has changed my whole life, and now i’m a successful person. i got 10 olympic gold medals, 6 oscars, and a Nobel peace prize. next year i'm planning to buy the moon. it all happened because of you. thank you so much

[Sara Barnes · Rating 5 out of 5]

Okay technically I didn’t read this, BUT I watched a video of someone reading the whole book so I kinda read it while watching. I feel I just have to give credit to this hilarious little book. I just love that the main character and I share a name 😂😂😂

[Aumcp · Rating 5 out of 5]

dee’s big nuts is the most inspirational, emotional and best book I have ever read. I am in tears after reading it.. I just want to say you should be ready to cry over Dee busting a nut 😭

Sincerely,
Someone lol

[nayla · Rating 5 out of 5]

Amazing, 10/10, beautifully written, very inspirational

[fin · Rating 5 out of 5]

Literary masterpiece.
I can't believe it. We've written a better book than The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
This is the best book ever.
I'm crying of joy.

[Amy Reid · Rating 5 out of 5]

Single sentence synopsis: Dee has big nuts.

[jagodasbooks · Rating 1 out of 5]

THIS IS HIDEOUS WHY IS EVERYONE READING THIS???

Did I just read it knowing it'll be probably as bad as kissing the Coronavirus??? Yes, I didn't want to be left out

✨ it's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me ✨

[Mike Tadlock-Jackson · Rating 3 out of 5]

Oh, I see what they did there.

[Kevin · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the greatest literary work to ever be conceptualized, on par with Leo Tolstoy and The Epic of Gilgamesh. As Einstein once said, "big nuts are the heart of the soul." This is the epitome of human development. Humanity has peaked. I am lost in an abyss of grief because I have realized there will never be a comparable work to rival this masterpiece. This piece has an enthralling narrative, a masterful us of sophisticated symbolism, photosynthesis, and simplistic style. I cannot contain my review in less than 100 words, but let me say this; No work has brought me to tears as so readily with intense feelings of Cerebral dysgenesis.

[Misty]

DEEZ BIG NUUTS

[Belinda · Rating 5 out of 5]

So wrong! Love it!!

[brian. · Rating 5 out of 5]

There is no need for books after this one, nothing can top it

[Jessica Looman · Rating 5 out of 5]

How did this get printed 🤣😂🤣

[SomiadorElegit]

Why am I doing this to myself

[Chandra Sekhar · Rating 5 out of 5]

Drives me nuts

[Engineer TF2 · Rating 5 out of 5]

BROOOOO THIS IS A BIG NONO!! THE Y TALK ABOUT HOW WOMEN LIKE HIS BIG NUTS, AND THATS JUST NOT COOL!11!!1!11! THE KIDS MAN, KIDS DONT LIKE TESTICLE JOKES, THATS WACK! CMON DO BETTER NEXT TIME

[God TF2 · Rating 5 out of 5]

dee's big nuts had me rlin on da floor lmao his nuts are beeg just like heavy tf2 body mass haahaahahhaha. im god i command u to buy thixs book for ur mom

[Ethan · Rating 1 out of 5]

I've just been informed of the true meaning to this book and I am shocked, shocked and appalled. Mark Thunder should be ashamed of themselves.

-Sent from my Samsung Fridge xoxo

[kayrowski · Rating 5 out of 5]

perfect.

[Becca Hoover · Rating 5 out of 5]

So glad Dees Nuts were okay.

[Medic TF2]

Große Nüsse ist gut für Sie als Mediziner, den ich genehmigere!

[Oliver · Rating 4 out of 5]

So funny, I love the adult humour in it!

[ʎɹuǝH · Rating 1 out of 5]

good book

[SOLDIER TF2 · Rating 5 out of 5]

I LIKE THIS BOOK IT IS BOOK ABOUT DEES ENHANCED NUTS. HE HAS ENHANCED NUTS JUST LIKE MEDIC MY NUTS. I LIKE THEM THEY ARE CRTUNCHY ABND MUNCHY AND SQUISH VERY WELL.

[figaro]

masterpiece

[Annie Katz · Rating 5 out of 5]

I laughed so hard while reading this that I busted a nut. What an incredible book!

[May Kathryn · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is one of those full-length books that were read online, and I have to watch/ listen to them as they are a huge help to my reading challenge! I absolutely admire these authors who humorously write children's books (for adults) and this one makes me cackle, giggle, and blush all at the same time! It may be a bad idea to recommend this to my niblings to read but this sure gave me a good laugh!