By the end of last year I was in a total YA funk. I was feeling jaded, and extremely tired of reading about American teens in American schools and all the usual clichés that that comes with. So someone recommended Evil Genius to me as a book that would break me out of my funk - they even said they would eat their hat if I didn't like it.
Well, no need to break out the hat-dipping sauce, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I'd hoped either, even if it did meet the criteria.
Cadel Piggott is far from an ordinary boy. From a young age he exhibits all the signs of being a genius - the kind with no moral compass because he has no interest in people, and no understanding of them either. His adoptive parents, the grossly overweight and red-faced Stuart Piggott and his preoccupied, vain socialite wife Lanna Piggott, take him to a child psychologist recommended by the court, Thaddeus Roth. Dr Roth is not just a psychologist - he's the right-hand man of Dr Darkkon, a mad scientist now in prison for life in the US. Roth has been watching and waiting for Cadel for a long time: he is after all Dr Darkkon's son, and the two men have great plans for the boy. First, they must hone his genius mind into the right tool, in the right direction: to rule the world.
When Cadel is fourteen he finishes high school, thanks to an accelerated program, and enrolls in the Axis Institute - a place where people with skills society frowns upon, or locks you up for, can be nurtured and perfected. Thaddeus Roth is the Chancellor, and members of the criminal underworld are the professors. His classmates include a young man from Liverpool whose stench is so bad he has to wear a kind of spacesuit to protect everyone from his smell; twins with a penchant for shoplifting, aided and abetted by a telepathic connection; and a young medical student who's trying to turn himself into a vampire.
It's a place where explosions occur often, where students test their potions on each other and where cheating is admired - so long as you don't get caught. While Cadel hones his computer-hacking skills and learns all the secrets of the faculty, his online friendship with a young woman of great mathematical ability called Kay-Lee is the only sign of normalcy in his life - if you overlook the fact that he's pretending to be a forty-something, cynical maths professor in Canada. When Kay-Lee suddenly stops answering his e-mails and then tells him to sod off, he puts all his energy into learning why. The truth comes as a shock, but now he needs a plan. A dastardly, evil plan that will, he hopes, free him of the net that's been so carefully and thoroughly woven around him, and enable him to live his own life.
I didn't realise Jinks was Australian - and reading this, it's not easy to tell, despite the Sydney setting. So it didn't meet my need to read "home-grown" YA, sadly. I also found it a bit dull, especially the first half. Then it starts to pick up, but didn't really go anywhere very interesting. Part of the problem is that Cadel - who doesn't narrate but whose perspective, if you can call it that, is the only one we get - doesn't have much charisma, and his disinterest in other people makes him alienating without being interesting. It was hard to care about him, and for a genius, I thought some of his decisions, especially towards the end, were pretty dumb.
One of my favourite Harry Potter books is The Order of the Phoenix, and a great deal of that book is involved with school - classes, homework, not much action until the very end. But it never fails to engross me. I can't explain it, but I guess it comes down to how it's written. There are large chunks of Evil Genius that follow Cadel around the school, but I found it all too boring. I couldn't keep track of who was who amongst the faculty, and for a while there the story hung in limbo. It's not because this is a long book that I took so long to read it - it's a pretty fast read, for all its page numbers. No, it's simply because I kept losing interest.
It's not all bad of course. I just felt that it had a lot of potential but didn't deliver. There were some riveting bits, and some interesting characters, but overall I wasn't greatly impressed and have no burning desire to pick up the sequel, Genius Squad. I didn't hate it, not at all. I liked it. But mostly I'm just disappointed. After writing this out and failing to remember what I enjoyed about it, maybe it is time to break out the hat-dipping sauce after all. Or maybe I just left it too long to write the review...