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341 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 10, 2016
Well, I mean, if I was gonna have a one-night stand with a pro athlete, I'd much rather it was football or basketball... Something. I mean, at least then I could brag a little. I can't here."
"My Dick is the last dick that pussy is ever going to squeeze the baby juice out of."
"If there's one thing about CC that I love the most, it's that she's not shy."
"... another thing that's all CC: she's not shy."
"Do you think we might be having too much sex?"
[Gray] “I play golf,” I tell her, nervously waiting to see what her reaction will be.
[CC] “Golf?”
“Yeah,” I say, wincing at her disbelief.
“Like… weird-hats-crazy-pants-ugly-shirts golf?”
“I don’t wear clothes like that, but yeah.”
“But you don’t look like you’re eighty!”
“What? I’m not. What are you—?”
“Oh my God! I had sex with a grandpa! How old are you? I mean, I knew you were older, but Jesus!”
“I am not old! What are you going on about? I’m thirty-five, for God’s sake. You know, not only old men play golf.”
“I know.”
“Well, there you go.”
“I’ve been miniature-golfing before. Little kids eat that up, but seriously, dude. We’re talking regular golf here, right? Where you hit those little balls with sticks and try to knock them in a hole?”
“It’s a little more complicated than that. And there was once a twelve-year-old who played in a tournament, I’ll have you know.”
“Golf,” she says again reproachfully.
“What is your problem now?”
“Well, I mean, if I was gonna have a one-night stand with a pro athlete, I’d much rather it was football or basketball... something. I mean, at least then I could brag a little. I can’t here.”
“Why the fuck can’t you?” I ask her, getting annoying and forgetting the fact that I don’t really want a woman to fuck me just so she can brag.
“The first thing they would ask me is if you smelled like muscle rub!”
“What? Jesus!”
“I mean, I never noticed you smelling like the stuff but now that I think about it, you did have to-"
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