Where would you find a saucy pair of bluebirds, a violin case, a derringer, a collection of dime novels, an ornery mule, a US marshal’s badge, a French crème puff, a cantankerous old English duke and a Wild West Show?
Well, look no further than Teresa Medeiros’s wonderful, madcap western romance, Nobody’s Darling. It’s a testament to Ms Medeiros’s brilliant writing that a story peppered with every conceivable western cliché can still be fresh and vibrant. It’s a sheer delight from beginning to end.
Billy is just the perfect hero. He’s tough, dangerous and unpredictable because he needed to be to survive, especially with his four older brothers around!
“From the moment I was born, they were bigger than me, stronger than me, and meaner than me. If I wanted to survive, I had to prove I was smarter, crazier, and a better shot.
But what makes him so adorable is that vulnerability he hides so well. There is a poignant moment when Ma Darling tells Esmeralda how Billy taught himself to read but his brothers laughed at him and stole his books and burnt them. He was willing to suffer his brothers’ bullying to satisfy his hunger for learning. Despite his reputation as a ruthless gunslinger, he does have his own code of honour, never having shot anyone other than in self-defence. I love his humour and how tender hearted he is.
…he hadn’t hesitated to champion a sad-eyed, flea-bitten basset hound whose hunting days were over.
The heroine is often overshadowed by the hero but not Esmeralda. She may appear prim and proper but she soon shows that fiery spirit and independent nature that make her more than a match for Billy. It is easy to appreciate just how much she had sacrificed so that her brother, Bartholomew, could pursue his dreams and then to find out how selfish and ungrateful he is.
I love her best when that redhead’s temper comes to the fore such as the scene where she confronts the pipe-smoking, shotgun toting Ma Darling.
Esmeralda sighed. “It has been a very long, very trying day, and you, madam, have just succeeding in exhausting my patience. Now are you going to step aside and let me bring him in the house or am I going to have to shoot you?”
They say opposites attract and there’s certainly wonderful chemistry between these two whether they are arguing, kissing or making love.
There’s also a wonderful bunch of quirky supporting characters who all add richness to this fast-paced story and I love Ms Medeiros’s trademark humour, both visual and verbal. This is one of my favourite scenes where Esmeralda is accosted by her ‘suitors’. It conjures up such a hilarious picture.
As they appeared on the stoop, the shouts and cursing dwindled to an expectant silence. It seemed the entire male population of Calamity had turned out to gawk at his companion. Billy even spotted Dauber and Seal in the crowd, their eager faces scrubbed free of trail dust and their hair slicked back with enough bear grease to fry an elephant.
As he ushered Esmeralda onto the sidewalk, the men retreated to a respectful distance. A shoving match between two grizzled sodbusters broke out on the fringes of the crowd.
“Git back! I done seen her first.”
“Shit, Elmer, ye’re nearsighted as a prairie dog. You aint seen nothin’ in nigh twenty years.”
“I see good enough to know ye’re nothin’ but a yellow-bellied, two-timin’ old sonafa-“
“Gentlemen!” boomed Horace Stumpelmeyer, the recently widowed town banker. “I urge you to remember that there is a lady present.”
Both men immediately snatched off their dusty hats and clutched them to their hearts. A stripling cowboy, still young enough to have a chin furred with peach fuzz, lifted his hand. Esmeralda ducked as if she expected to be pelted with a rotten tomato. But he only smiled shyly, revealing a mouthful of crooked yellow teeth, and thrust a bouquet of wilted ragweed beneath her nose.”
I also liked the Epilogue which I thought was quite original.
VERDICT: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL
RATING : ★★★★★