I’ve heard of Zero Hour but never read anything about it.
But Chuck Dixon shares writing with Doug Moench who I think is a Swamp Thing writer?
The cover of the first issue shows young Batgirl appearing before Barbara Gordon (in wheel chair) so we know there’s going to be some weirdness.
The Night Before Zero. Batgirl shows up while Batman and Robin 3 (Drake) are chasing Joker. They are weirded out by her. She’s too young and not crippled.
But she implies that there was something romantic between her and Batman which in ANY universe is creepy as hell.
Batman and Robin 3 are actually able to call Oracle.
So the multiverse is clashing together. I hate to sound bored, but while this was probably new for DC when it occurred, it’s definitely old hat now. But still it’s fun to read.
Yesterday’s Gone is a pretty wonderful Chuck Dixon story.
The cover kind of cheats because it shows Martha, Thomas and young Bruce. But young Bruce is never in the story.
Batman comes back to Wayne Manor to find his parents alive there, having just been escorted by police. Martha Wayne talks to Alfred.
Please fix Dr. Wayne a drink. And bring it into the parlor. There’s been… an incident.
Batman figures he must be in an alternate universe. He goes to Crime Alley but there is only a small chalk outline, so apparently only one person was killed. But Batman knows who the killer is.
The rest of the story is him chasing down Joe Chill. Great stuff! Art is Ok. Adequate but it deserves better.
The Battling Butler! tells the story of when Alfred leaves and… the original Alfred shows up. He is very disturbed that Dick Grayson is not Robin, but Tim Drake is! The original Alfred was a portly buffon who fancied himself a detective that could become good enough to help Batman & Robin in his cases. He was a contemporary of Aunt Harriet who also disappeared later in Batman’s legend.
I’m not fond of the art but it does a good job of simulating the type of art that Batman used to have, but with a more modern clarity. It’s hard to explain but you get ‘Dick Tracy’ like (or old Batman style) thugs in modern layouts. It’s kind of cool.
I kinda thought that’d be yer attitude. ‘S why me an’ Doc thought it’d be a good idea to put da hypo-drug in yer coffee—!
Actually this was a pretty cute story. As usual in the old days the clumsy Alfred saves the Dynamic Duo due to accidental clumsiness but realizes that his best destiny is in butlering.
Two Birds, One Stone has Robin 2 (Tim) meet Robin 1 (Dick) while trying to hunt down a jewel thief.
”You did a pretty fair job of copying my costume. Have to say, I like the long pants.”
It plays out as expected — Robin 1 plays to his strengths and Robin 2 plays to his and they make a great team.
It’s well written and the art’s exceptionally good as well (Tom Grummet & Ray Kryssing). Robin I fades out of existence at the end.
Broken Mirrors is a Catwoman story (Catwoman #14). After several successful robberies an insurance company has hired someone to catch her.
And outside of the insurance companies office. A pterodactyl goes flying by!
Catwoman wakes up in bed next to a Sabertooth Tiger. She makes friends but finds in the living room A very handsome savage.
Creature of the Night is a real interesting and well written story. Not much more than a ‘recap’ it tells Batman’s origin story and his new dedication after coming back from Bane breaking his back. Nicely done.
Shadow of the Bat #0 has yet another retelling of the Batman origin but it fills in some neat details. At age 14 he went abroad to learn to be the bat.
Before he could learn the ways of the bat — before he even knew they existed — he had to learn the ways of the world.
At age 20 he spent six weeks in the FBI shuffling paper in a windowless office before he realized this was no way to fight crime…
Definitely one of the better stories in this bunch.
The next story, Batman #0 is fun story going back and forth between Batman fighting crime today and remembering how he and Alfred discovered the Batcave and re-routed Military projects at Wayne Enterprises to his own private collection.
”Bulletproof fabric is a bother to sew.
A utility belt. I can carry things I might need. A forensics kit. Radio transmitter. Rebreather.
A note from your analyst.
Another awesome (Dixon) story!
Batman Legends of the Dark Knight #0 starts off with a fantastic cover.
The art in the story, while a little more ‘Jim Lee’ than I like is uniformly good.
The story is a great setup. A news magazine publisher hires a bunch of fiction writers to write about the Batman because reporters can’t capture the essence of what the Batman is about. Only imaginative fiction writers can.
The story doesn’t quite live up to the setup, but it’s still one of the good ones.
Catwoman #0 (great cover) is an interesting story about Catwoman’s past. I don’t know why it comes after Catwoman #14 but comic companies are always trying to confuse their readers into giving up comic book reading.
I actually like this origin alot better than the street-whore version they tried to change Catwoman into later on….
Certainly a cheesy fantasy, but if that’s not what you read comic books for, then I have no idea why you read comic books.
Brothers in Arms is a story by Chuck Dixon with some terrific artwork by Tom Grummett and Ray Kryssing. I’m sorry I didn’t get to see more of those artists. I blame myself.
It starts with Two-Face in the booby-hatch and goes on to Nightwing and Robin 2 (Tim Drake). Nightwing is in his original Disco outfit. Complete with pony-tail. Though these artists are among the few who can made it look good.
Robin 2 is asking Nightwing some difficult questions about where the ‘Robin’ concept came from.
How about Jason Todd?
You don’t throw softballs, do you?
A fun story that tells when both Robin’s met and were almost beat by Two Face.
At the end of the book is a Batman Timeline, which is of course a retcon of Batman’s history. Of course, even trying to be as vague as possible there are some obvious errors.
“Year 3” of Batman being Batman, Robin I becomes Robin. Fair enough. But then in Year 6 Robin becomes Nightwing? If Robin became Robin at age 8, 10 or even 12, then that means he became Nightwing at 11, 13 or 15 years old!?! Even if we consider that Nightwing was 18 years old when he began, that means that he became Robin at 15 years old? Holy Algebra Batman!
Something I’ve never seen before is a Villains Timeline.
Well, Batman Zero Hour was an unusual hodge-podge of reinventions. Some good, most bad.
But all told, the good did outweigh the bad, in quality though not in volume.
I’m giving this 4 stars and keeping it for its iconic moments.