Oh I must say I found this absolutely funny as feck. Fliss can vouch for the fact that I was sat there, sniggering and giggling away at the witty repartee, repeating in a grasp at explanation:
“It’s just so funny. They’re so witty. I want to be like this.”
It’s true!! They just don’t write quick-witted women the same way anymore. Where, I ask, is the screwball comedy material these days??? Whenever there is any, it’s actually a horrendous attempt. Can’t think of a film with any genuinely intelligent, quick-fire comedy in the past 5 years. Nice one, Hollywood…
Particularly in this play, I just love the sophisticated yet simultaneously completely insultive dialogue. Verrry Dandy-esque. A lot of it reminds me of Oscar Wilde’s humour. Except Coward isn’t anywhere near as misogynistic. He writes women who can hold their own in arguments, who aren’t just accessories to male characters or complete wet lettuces. Hell, he actually writes women. That’s more than you can say for Wilde 😭😂
But they both share the same settings and characteristics in their stories: middle-to-upper class cast (couples in Coward’s case, weird single 20-something men in Wilde’s case), no children, lots of bickering, an undercurrent of bitterness, and it’s all entirely amusing. It’s all pure mockery of that sect of late 19th century/ early 20th Century high society for our entertainment. I absolutely bloody love it.
The amount of times I underlined a series of dialogue that made me laugh is impressive. There are oh so many “HAHA!!”s or “I love this woman”s or “Too funny”s written in the margins. Elvira and Ruth are so fecking funny. Ruth is more subtle about it, more adult and full of backhanded insults. Elvira just delivers the most straight-up, immature, yet brilliantly timed one-liners. She’s the definition of a bitch but in the best way possible. Not really malicious, definitely has a soft side, but she provokes people and pushes their buttons like it’s nobody’s business. Charles is so good at humouring them both, instead of getting pathetically insulted and irritated, and thus there is room for funny back and forth ‘I know your game, you can’t fool me’ banter from all parties.
I also loved the ongoing joke about her hanging out with all these famous figures of history over on the ‘Other Side’. The part when she complains about being dragged back to this world whilst she was in the middle of a lovely chess game with a charming man called Genghis Khan. Or that Madame Arcati’s spirtualist trances were even more farcical than the stupid shows that Merlin puts on for everyone on the Other Side. At least he wears a cape to set the mood. There were so many others and it became, as I said, an ongoing joke throughout the play.
I would absolutely love to see this on stage, because it’s such a brilliant use of staging to create humorous situation. The fact that only Charles can see and hear Elvira generates absolute argumentative chaos when he’s trying to talk to Ruth, and Elvira keeps piping in. On telling Elvira to “shut up” or “stop being so distasteful”, Ruth naturally thinks he is addressing her as she cannot hear Elvira’s insultive quips, and takes total offence at what she thinks is Charles’ outright disrespect towards her.
I also love how Coward used the fact that nobody else can hear Elvira apart from Charles by having him ‘water down’ the insults she makes when Ruth is trying to talk to her through him, so as to not generate a war-zone in the house.
On stage, the fact that we would be able to see Elvira too, would make even funnier the reactions of those characters on stage who cannot see her.
I haven’t got the book on me at present but when I get my hands on it, I’m gonna put some of my favourite quotes down here.