Feel the filth and dust, man, blowing into my eyes and the stench of piss and shit and vomit and old beer cans, man, up my nose. We're back, man, where we belong.
If Ignatius P. Reilly had been motherless and born in a New York city park rather than humid Louisiana, taken to smoking herb and letting himself really go, man, he might have been spawned the twin of Horse Badorties, the protagonist and main Fan Man. Kotzwinkle's prose is sparse, hilarious - even genius at points - and the only regret I have reading this book is that I didn't pick up the volume with the pictures. I can only imagine how funny they are and how they add to the story.
The 20th anniversary edition that I read (published in 1994) came with a foreward by Kurt Vonnegut. It's a short intro, but it is brilliant, and Vonnegut says things better than anyone else, so in his words - this is why you, too, should read this book:
This is music to be played in the head, and only the quickest, least inhibited sight-readers can play it as written, and thus hear head music the likes of which, prior to its publication in 1974, had never been heard.
It was and remains important, but since it requires readers to be skilled performers, it can never be for everyone.
And it is especially not for those who require writers, no matter how seemingly hilarious or how bizarre their subject matter, to indicate that they are in fact solid citizens, treasurers of sanity devoted to the well-being of their communities. In this book neither the author nor any characters in his cast offers the wispiest hint as to how healthy and reasonable people feel about its hero, Horse Badorties. The moral stabilizer in this story, take it or leave it, is like the busted junk Badorties keeps buying for chaotically imagined future uses. It is what Badorties thinks of himself while fogbound by drugs and absolutely terminal incompetence and loneliness.
One must understand that in this book Badorties is the only judge, and that has to be judge enough, or, again, this book cannot be for you. It is like an egg. Everything which is supposed to be inside the shell is in there. Good luck to the egg, and good luck to you.
Many thanks to Rod for pointing me to this gem.
"Fading out, man, it's starting to fade, but it will come back when the time is right."
- Horse Badorties