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649 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1980

"It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me." (11) [Here is one of the best opening lines in all of literature. In addition to being "arresting," it emcompassses the entire scope of the book in one sentence. This should be studied in lit classes, if there are any actually being taught.]
"God blast and bloody well damn this bloody stinking place." (14)
"The world was once all miracle. Then everything started to be explained. Everything will be explained in time. It's just a matter of waiting." (21)
"As for the Nobel, I did not write inelegantly or tendentiously enough." (25)
"I liked Jim Joyce but not his demented experiments with language. He threw away the chance of becoming a great novelist in the great tradition of Stendhal. He was always trying to make literature a substitute for religion." (74)
"My capacity for love was hedged in by all the thundering edicts of Moses." (77)
"Sin? Such nonsense." (86)
"I expected a little gift, you know, something nice and useless, you know, from Cartier's." (144)
"States and Churches alike must forbid pleasure. Pleasure renders the partaker indifferent to the power of both." (188)
[!!!] "And the boy he took his lover like a beast, thrusting his empurpled royal greatness into the antrum, without tenderness, with no cooings of love, rather with grunts and howls, his unpaired nails drawing blood from breast and belly, and the sky opened for both of them, disclosing in blinding radiance the lineaments of a benedicent numen." [!!!] (191)
"Joe Conrad's sea smells of Roget's thesaurus, as I was always telling him, but he wouldn't listen." (192)
"Stertile thunder tonitruated terribly. 'Oh Lord forgive us our bloody sins.' Rain now pelted. It was hard work finding a taxi." (199) [Joycean? Nabokovian? Yes.]
"Everyone has a right to be born. No one has a right to live." (226) [Oh I heartily disagree with this, but the fictional future Pope said it. It's a concise distillation of, shall we say, a serious problem with a certain religion.]
"Once the Christians fought the Moslems, and then the Christians fought each other. Faith is hard to sustain unless it is either beleaguered or dreams the imperial dream." (231)
"This postwar world's learning to separate the act of sex from the act of generation. The Church says that's a sin. But it's deliberately chosen, a healthy act of free will. If it's a sin then I'm predisposed to sin. The Church and I can't agree on it. So I'm out of the Church. Very simple and very unfair." (306)
"Religion is the most dangerous thing in the world. It is not little girls in their communion frocks and silly holy pictures and the Children of Mary. It is highly explosive, dynamite, the splitting of the atom." (349)
"These are bad bad times. This is the worst century that history has ever known. And we're only a third of the way through it. There have to be martyrs and witnesses." (381)
"And what were you doing in Paris?" "Seeing James Joyce. The Irish writer. A confirmed neutral in the last war, despite his British passport. Trained by Jesuits. Author of Ulysses, long banned for dirtiness. He'd promised me a copy of Finnegans Wake. Signed. A great experimental masterpiece. Confiscated by HM Customs for investigation. I assured them it was not in code. Damn it all, the publishers are Faber and Faber." (435)
"Black is no colour, merely a brutal politicoracist abstraction, and it was the texture of her skin that struck before it's indefinable hue, or rather was inseparable from it, the pleasure of the sight of it only, one knew, to be completed by the most delicate palpation: as if honey and satin were one substance and both alive and yet sculpted of richest gold." (474)
"Meanwhile in France a new breed of writers was producing the nouveau roman, based on the rejection of plot and character and, indeed, everything I have always stood for. It was perhaps with unspoken relief that, admiring these, professors of fiction took my own works to bed and, enjoying them, had to rationalize their enjoyment in terms of my consciously, in a kind of revolt against postmodernism, ridiculous term, reverting to an earlier tradition. I was not, of course, reverting at all." (523)
"Homosexuals may be in the minority, your honor, though I submit that there is less thoroughgoing heterosexuality in the community than orthodoxy would have us believe. Nevertheless, homosexuals have a right to an expression of their own view of life and love. Our literature has been grievously harmed by the suppression of that right. So, God help us, has society in general. No man or woman can help being homosexual. I cannot help it myself." (530)
"What the hell do you mean, real father? There are no real fathers, only legal ones. Mothers are different, mothers are all too real." (587)
"History has been unfair to Socrates. Just as it's probably been unfair to Christ. History is too often written by heterosexuals." (598)