Rating: 1.5 STARS
The way I see it, Epic Fail was a pretty bad book with some ok moments. That's my overall reaction. Maybe it's not an EPIC fail, but it is somewhat of a fail nonetheless. It's just confusing, the characters are weird and flat, and - in my opinion - it's all quite boring. The majority all of the characters annoyed the hell out of me at one point or another, there a lot of stupid situations, and not many good developments of anything, but at least there are a few (keyword: few) fun moments in the end to make it an ok option when in the mood for a quick, light reading, that won't leave you with anything substantial.
Elise Benton's family moves to Los Angeles after her mother gets a job as the principal of a private school there, school which Elise and her three other sisters will be attending. In this school there are many rich kids, famous kids, kids with famous parents, etc. One of them is Derek, son of the hottest couple in Hollywood. Elise notices how everyone seeks Derek's attention and she vows to not be "that type of girl", befriending instead the 'loner' Webster. Staying away from Derek proves harder than it seems though when her sister Juliana starts dating Derek's best friend.
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The biggest problem I had with this book is that all the characters were morons, seriously. From the principal mother, to the younger sister, it's like they were all lacking serious social skills or something. They get better at the end, but for 3/4ths of the book, I didn't know which one I wanted to slap first.
Elise's constant need to prove to everyone how different she is not from other girls in that she will not be following Derek around or giving him any special treatment because he's semi-famous is particularly irritating. Especially because in this quest to prove how much better she is than everyone else she ends up being the first one to judge, she's seriously hypocritical, and just the fact that she was so "proud of herself" for befriending Webster says it all. It's like the only reason she was befriending him was because he was a loner and this proved how much better she was than the rest of the school's population. Gaah, I wanted to yell at her to get off her high horse and get over herself. She never even gave Derek the benefit of the doubt. Not that Derek was without flaws, I mean somebody teach the guy how to smile, seriously Derek, you can smile for free! Just turn the corner of your mouth up, almost no effort at all. Try it. But still, in the Derek vs. Webster situation, you could spot from a MILE AWAY who was the good guy and who wasn't. I mean from the second Webster appeared he just acted cocky and too-full-of-himself for me to have any doubts. And that fact just made Elise' attitude that much more unlikeable. Maybe if the author had written more intrigue, like if we the readers weren't able to tell who was trustworthy and who wasn't, maybe then we would be able to sympathize with Elise more. But the fact that I knew from the beginning and Elise kept being all like "I'm better than everyone because I don't want to be friends with Derek and I choose the loner one" just had me rolling my eyes so much it actually started to hurt and I had to stop and give my eyeballs a rest. The fact that Elise was so close minded to even consider anything outside her quest to be above the rest was exasperating.
Of course, she eventually comes to the realization that she's wrong and gets a bit more likeable, but that's close to the end of the book. Derek also becomes more likeable once he spits out "Webster's mystery", which he should have said from the beginning, but whatever. And Webster, well... he gets a two-dimensional character with not depth at all. In the end, I was somewhat excited to see Elise and Derek together, I mean I did get this book for a fun guilty-pleasure romance after all, and they did have potential. Even if Elise had annoyed me the whole book and Derek had basically been given no development as a character, I kind of liked the idea of them together. Yet when it's about to get better the book suddenly ends. So abruptly in fact that I considered the possibility that I had gotten a bad version and was missing the last pages or something.
Apart from Elise and Derek getting together (come on that's not a spoiler, we all knew it) nothing gets resolved. I mean nothing. The book actually spends more time dealing with issues such as the family conflicts, the Webster thing, etc. than the Derek&Elise romance, at least from my point of view, and yet in the end when they get together none of the other stuff is even addressed.
For example,
the family dynamics
. First there's Layla's strained relationship with her family. Even though she was a bit annoying, I felt really bad for her, she kept being excluded from everything and of course it was going to make her mad and had her acting out. There was no satisfying conclusion to this, I was hoping for maybe one last sister-bonding or something where they show her that they don't exclude her from everything, or some character growth for Layla, or something... but no. Also their parents and their rules proved a bit too much at some points. Seriously what was up with all of them going to greet whoever was at the door TOGETHER as a big group all the time? Couldn't one person go alone? If I ever rang the doorbell to someone's home and I was greeted by six creepy smiling faces I would just run the other way. On that note, when Derek mentions this to Elise, saying her family is a bit intense, SHE FREAKS OUT AND GET MAD AT HIM. WTF? I mean Elise your family is intense, embrace it. It's not like he was insulting them, just pointing out the obvious, a fact which Elise had also pointed out on numerous occasions by the way. I mean Elise is sixteen years old and isn't allowed to wear make-up! I'm not a huge make-up fan myself but give them the choice gosh. And get this, they all can have cellphones but they can't use them inside the house. Not even a text message. OK. None of these family issues were ever addressed, there was never some development to this, or the their dynamic, which would have been interesting to read. But no, like most of the book, it stayed in its comfortable two dimension. On top of that, the mom's attitude towards Derek's famous parents was creepy to say the least. Seriously, she is a grown woman, what was she doing getting all fan-girly at a pseudo-celebrity! (Cause he wasn't famous you know, his parents were. Someone tell the mom that). Her whole attitude was just plain strange, not even a little bit professional, and I found it very hard to believe considering she was the principal of his school.
Moving on, then there's the Webster thing. The guy was going around seducing younger girls to take advantage of their rich families and he never gets into any trouble for it. Nothing comes of it. In the end it was just a plot device to have some drama between Elise and Derek, *sigh*. Still the author brought up a serious issue like this and, once her characters got together, forgot about it. It would have been much more exciting to see Elise and Derek team up to make sure he stopped taking advantage of younger girls for his own benefits, or something along those lines. At least some kind of conclusion, Elise's mother is the freakin principal, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. Again nothing.
So much of the story revolves around Juliana and Chase yet there is no substance there. We are told they like each other from the beginning and that's it. I know it's Elise's story but seeing as they are always together maybe we could have gotten to see some interactions more often, but no. The one conflict between Juliana and Chase is pretty moronic and made no sense. I mean it seems like Chase would have told Julianna he wasn't taking his cellphone seeing as he knew it was forbidden. And then if they were normal people they would have talked about it rationally once they were back instead of avoiding each other for reasons NEITHER OF THEM UNDERSTOOD. Plus Chase's sister, the reason behind the cellphone conflict, is just another two-dimensional character to add to the list, not to mention a huge cliché.
So in conclusion, I didn't really enjoy this book at all. The characters were flat, not one of them was well-developed or given much depth at all. I really didn't like any of them enough to care about what happened in the book. Also, I feel like there were too many issues introduced and yet most of it got forgotten along the way. If the book had just focused on the romantic aspect, on developing a nice relationship with interesting characters then I probably would have liked it better. Instead of developing the characters, the author favored the inclusion of several issues that just served as conflict to further things along, and when the main characters go together forgot to give them any kind of resolution. I'd rather the book focused on ONE thing and develop it more thoroughly than have several plots opened and never go too deeply into any of them.