This book was so disappointing. As I said before, I started reading this because of the show. A TV show based on this book started this week on MTV and it wasn't out of the extraordinary, but it was interesting. I'm in the middle of finals and well, you know my reading habits by now. Also, I thought it was cool to read some "adult" (more like YA) books from R.L. Stine, as I remember reading and enjoying his books when I was a little girl.
My first disappointment was that this was written in 2004, thus there were no smartphones nor apps like in the show. But no worries, there was still internet and cells, so it should be fun. Then, the sister plot disappeared and the cop boyfriend was already dead and buried. That was disappointing. Lindy here wasn't a girl with a mission, seeking revenge or looking to solve a mystery that had impacted her deeply. She was just a girl with bad luck that had no idea what to do. She wasn't great with technology, or with anything at all. She excelled at complaining, that was all.
Then there were the four (six, for me) guys. Jack, Brad, Colin, Shelly, Lou and Tommy. Jack, Brad and Lou were clearly safe, and I snorted every time she worried about them because it was so damn obvious it wasn't them. Colin was obviously safe because he was her "endgame" and once she started obsessing over him being the stalker it was PLL fashion: you suspect too much, then he isn't your guy. And Shelly? It was so obvious, wasn't it? She trusted him and he was so damn weird. I have to give it to Stine, it surprised me when we discovered he was writing and not killing the girls for real. But I also suspected Tommy. I mean, the way he acted was so weird, and only the first call happened before he was there. And either he was the worst at this job or he had something to do with what was happening. The only time someone was tailing Lindy, it was him. And even then a man was able to chase her for a long while before he appeared. It was SO suspicious.
Well, for me it was clear there were two people involved because there needed to be a twist. Well, Stine aimed for two twists. The Shelly being "harmless" and just writing about killing girls, which wasn't a bad twist but kind of a disappointment. And then, who the real stalker was. I had all my egg's in Tommy's basket. Turns out, it was Ann-Marie. That was so stupid! So so so stupid! First of all, the chaser was supposed to look like a guy, and even if her description was made up, how could Brad's being so similar to hers, then? I doubt Brad would mistake a girl's body with a man's, even if it was night. There were some loose ends that annoyed me. Also, they never explained why Tommy acted so weirdly. Which he did, a fuck lot. And I'm left wondering if he was just terrible at his job because, hello? Lindy was almost killed twice under his watch, or his supposed cop protection. Maaan, so bad.
On the other hand, Lindy. Lindy was so stupid. Really stupid. Her first person point of view drove me mad. "Is it you, Colin? Are you the one?" She repeated all these questions all the time and it was lame. "And have you been crazy ever since? Or did you just decide to go berserk after your met me?" Really, Lindy? Also, the excuse of using the 9/11 here was out of place and seemed distasteful. I understand Lindy was so paranoid, it's understandable, but her internal monologue was so annoying. Also, the was suspicious of everyone and their mother, but not of Shelly and his changing weird behavior. Awesome, Lindy. And in her job, she was a disaster. She shouldn't put up with what was happening to her. You (wo)man up, complain to your boss, do your job properly and stop letting Rita be the one that shines. I swear, Lindy was the most useless, stupid person in the book.
Ann-Marie? She was the typical stereotype of the chubby insecure girl who gets herself the wrong man but is too blind to see it. Does that turn her into a psycho? I don't think so. I thought it was so incredibly idiotic and cliché-y. I mean, the chubby girl kills the amazing beautiful one because she's jealous? She plans a prank that gets out of hand? Because the ugly chubby girl is crazy and the beautiful one is the poor victim we should feel bad for. Also, the woman's the bad one. We have six freaking guys, but the pyscho bitch is the woman. How.Surprising. BTW, Stine, are you going to tell me how she faked the man's voice? Just out of curiosity.
And Luisa? I wish the book had been about her. It would have been funnier, wittier and far more interesting.
Finally, the writing. I didn't really like the writing. Lindy's parts, as I said, were annoying. Also, the way of expressing herself was boring most of the time. It wasn't anything out of the ordinary, it was very average. The "Murderer"'s parts? Meh, a little better, but still plain.
I can only hope the tv show turns out better than this. Much better. Because this was an absolute disappointment. I'm going to read another thing and hope it gets much better than this. Please.