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309 pages, Paperback
First published November 16, 2010
A saleswarrior in a sky-blue jacket, with short black hair and pyrite eyes, stepped before me. “The tides of darkness, shopper Fleece Swansdown. I am your heart and your credit. You will surrender with me before the ornaments of happiness and liberty.” Shiny leather boots rose to her hirsute crotch. The heels were as sharp as pins. “One hour…” she said, as red numbers flashed inside the black beads of her choker. “If I have not assisted your material freedom and truth, the necklace will cut my air.”
“I’m just looking.”
She closed her eyes and when she reopened them the beads on her necklace flickered to 59:99:99, and began counting down. “Our shopping has begun. My death has a moment and time.” She eyed me and smiled. “My life remaining is all to help you.”