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Jul 15, 2018 09:28AM

114553 Perhaps not a "love" but some phrases are a lot of fun.
Someone asked me to do them what they thought was a horrid great big old favour. To me, it was no big deal. I was happy to help, so my reply was, "I'm on it like a bonnet!"

What? they said.

"I'm all over it like a rash!" I said.

Things like this don't translate into Spanish. LOL

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Jul 15, 2018 12:23AM

114553 The Lone Ranger always made me laugh. Tonto means "stupid" in Spanish, and Kemo Sabi is a joke-rendering of "quien lo sabe"--Who knows? So you have Dummy and Who Knows.
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Jul 12, 2018 11:52PM

114553 mrbooks wrote: "What do you call a man who hunts love?

Dear hunter"


Oh that's good!
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Jul 12, 2018 08:17AM

114553 What you call a lousy hunter who can't fish? A vegan.
Jul 11, 2018 10:53PM

114553 I've learned from Fiona to keep it cool and controlled, instead of ripping off his head and handing it back to him--fun as that might be.
Jul 11, 2018 12:27PM

114553 Her channel is fblairmd, if you want to see her content, Groovy. The troll's post has been deleted, along with my response.
Jul 11, 2018 03:52AM

114553 OK, so I know Youtube trolls (or any other kind) are scum, but still. There's this beautiful Jamaican American woman on Youtube that I seriously admire. She posts her random thoughts on things like politics, race, upbringing of kids (she's a Harvard-educated pediatrician) and whatever else comes to mind, but in an intelligent way.

Her latest post tells us why she won't be posting for a while. Her only daughter, Harvard senior, athlete, beautiful intelligent woman, died in her sleep last Tuesday. No evident reason, she just--stopped living. Her mother is understandably devastated, and yet had the control to make the post "without showing emotion" (unless you looked a her eyes). I mean, she didn't cry on the outside, but her heart was bleeding in silence. Most people posted their compassion for her, and many spoke of praying for her.

So some asswhole troll takes the opportunity to mock Dr Blair's religious beliefs, along the lines of "so where is this loving God now, and when children are being raped, etc."?

Ass.

Yeah, I know. It's what trolls do. But still.
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Jul 10, 2018 08:18AM

114553 A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
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Jul 07, 2018 12:35AM

114553 You know what a lot of people say: past perfect, future...conditional.
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Jul 05, 2018 11:01PM

114553 So you're saying we need a colon cleanse?
Jul 05, 2018 08:17AM

114553 I hate books that speak of a man's genitalia as "his organ." Like, what--he has no liver? No lungs? No heart or spleen or pancreas? His only organ is his penis?

I know there's a meme out there that says a lot of guys think with it, but still, find a synonym or call it what it actually is, people!
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Jul 03, 2018 11:45PM

114553 The exclamation point was ready to just jump straight up to the sky, but stopped in time.

Those quotations marks are just a coupla hookers. (Think about it).
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Jul 02, 2018 10:59PM

114553 Oh golly, it's been years since I heard a "little moron" joke. Decades, actually.


Here in Spain there's a village called Lepe, and people from there are called Leperos. The poor old Leperos are the butt of all "moron" type jokes here for some reason. Like, why do all Leperos comb their hair, dress up and go outside at noon? So they'll look good on the weather satellite photo!
Jun 30, 2018 03:07AM

114553 One of those wonderful overheard things: Two young women talking about a new project one of them is undertaking, discussing possible problems etc. The girl in question said, "I'd be scared if I thought it would do any good, but it won't, so I'll just have to...you know, do it."

Yup. Being scared of a new challenge never does any good, so just...you know, do it.
Jun 28, 2018 11:16PM

114553 Come down to the Common and meet the Wombles while you're there!

I thought I'd have a lot of free time this summer, so I started a quilt project. Of course now I have new students coming at odd times which don't leave me time to drag it all out (no sewing room) before I have to put it all away again.
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Jun 27, 2018 11:21PM

114553 I twig your problem, Groovy, you need to branch out more.
Jun 27, 2018 11:21PM

114553 mrbooks wrote: "Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Add a good pinch of dill to that, and you have one of my summer favourites!!"

What ruin my good summer salad with dill? that's what the lemon juice does."


It's a raita, anyway. LOL And why are there recipes on the words and phrases thread?
Jun 27, 2018 11:01AM

114553 Groovy wrote: ""Curry"--it reminds me of spicy, hot, tongue-burning Indian food."

Not all curry is as hot as a two-dollar shotgun, Groovy. Korma for example is mild and creamy.
Jun 27, 2018 11:00AM

114553 The BFG by Roald Dahl. Not well known in the US I'm thinking.

Or, when you get what you wanted, "There now!"
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Jun 27, 2018 10:59AM

114553 I'm stamen out of this...