Grunkle Tia

“Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

“Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.”
― George R R Martin

“Winter is coming.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

“For he (Cato) gives his opinion as if he were in Plato's Republic, not in Romulus' cesspool.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero