Share Your Own Jokes

[Shangre]

Lets share jokes :)

So a little boy goes to his father and pulls his pants down and says:

Boy: " Dad what is this?"

Father: " Son thats your car park it in as many garages as you can."

Then a little girl goes to her mom and pulls her pants down and says:

Girl: " Mom what is this?"

Mother: " Hon thats your garage don't let any boy park his car in there."

So the next day the little girl comes home with blood all over her hands and the says:

Mom: " Oh my gosh what happend?"

Girl: " Oh some boy tried to park his car in my garage so I ripped off his back tires."

[Robert C. Adams]

Yowch! Talk about sex ed gone horribly wrong.


A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartenders says "What is this, a joke?"

[Shangre]

:) lol although the priest I could see

[[deleted user]]

MmMmm oh...Yeah what did the donut say to you?
DoNut (Do not) eat me!!! Hahahah okay...Sorry that was lame-_-

[Caramel Cat]

Haha that was funny （‐＾▽＾‐）

That's okay I love lame jokes.

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Kuro Neko wrote: "Haha that was funny （‐＾▽＾‐）

That's okay I love lame jokes."
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[Caramel Cat]

(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
Your Welcome!

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Kuroi Neko wrote: "(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
Your Welcome!"


ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c)I know right!

[Caramel Cat]

:)

[[deleted user]]

;D Back to you too!


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[Jenetta]

Mmm there's one I know that's extremely similar to the first joke.

So a little boy asks his dad to go in the shower with him

Dad "OK, just don't look down."

So the son looks down

Son "Dad what's that in between your legs?"

Dad "that's a snake."

The next night the son asks to have a shower with his mum

Mum "OK, just don't look up or down"

Naturally the son looks

Son "Mum what's that down there?"

Mum "That's a bush."

Son "What about those." He looks up

Mum "Those are headlights."

A few nights passed and the son walks in on his parents during the night and yells

"Quick mum turn on your headlights, there's a snake in your bush!"

[ληgєłα]

lol XD

[Maktimah #20sen]

I also had a joke

[Maktimah #20sen]

Son: dad, I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi Hungry, Im Dad.

Son: Dad, I'm serious!

Dad: Hi Serious, Im Dad.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!????????

[Maktimah #20sen]

LOLZ XD

[Cass]

im a texan and i used to tell people i live so far south i cant ever win at uno because the green cards kept getting stolen.

[Mary]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dr.Who.

Dr.Who who?

Why did you say my name two times.