Destiny Imperati

“I did. Scotty swooped in like a fucking eagle and took her from me. Pissed me off, but not because I liked her. I just didn’t like that she chose him over me. We didn’t speak for like eight whole hours.”
― Colleen Hoover, Reminders of Him

“She is supposedly one month younger than me, but if somebody told me that she is actually a 12-year-old girl masquerading as a medical student, I wouldn’t be entirely surprised.”
― Freida McFadden, 11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories

“well, I don’t think I’m equipped to raise our daughter.”
― Gregg Olsen, Lying Next to Me

“To the reader who is unaware of this violent and bloody sport known as crocheting (cro·shey·ing): it is defined as “three rounds of two-minute cage-fighting using only needles and yarn as weaponry.” Although made illegal in most U.S. municipalities, underground croch-fighting has been rampant in Southwestern”
― Freida McFadden, 11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories