Janet (iamltr)

“It looked like a goddamn Italian restaurant. Not that I'd ever been to an Italian restaurant. But I'd seen that dog movie.”
― Misha Horne, Comfort Me, Daddy

“I reach behind her and feel around on her back until I find the clip and proceed to struggle with it. I can take on a vampire army but the moment I’m met with a bra, I’m confused and so far out of my comfort zone that I’m positive I’m making the situation worse. “Have you never taken a bra off before?” “No!”
― Alice Winters, How to Vex a Vampire

“I barely knew who he was, but I couldn’t stop thinking Here he is at last. Here was something I’d forgotten I’d been waiting on.”
― Slade James, Grumpy Bear

“Jackson guides Henry toward my lap. “Why are you in on this too?” Henry asks. “What can I say? I’m in love and when I’m in love, I give my babe anything he wants. If he wants his Daddy to sit on his lap, then I’m going to make sure his Daddy sits on his lap.”
― Alice Winters, The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes