Janet (iamltr)

“You liked giving up control to me, letting me fuck your throat. You liked putting that kind of trust in me.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Replay: The Complete Series

“Get in the car.” “I’m trying to, but I can’t see. Your penis is blinding me. Is that the bright staff of Gandalf the White?” “What?” “Does the tip glow when you’re excited?”
― Alice Winters, The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes

“I reach behind her and feel around on her back until I find the clip and proceed to struggle with it. I can take on a vampire army but the moment I’m met with a bra, I’m confused and so far out of my comfort zone that I’m positive I’m making the situation worse. “Have you never taken a bra off before?” “No!”
― Alice Winters, How to Vex a Vampire

“I barely knew who he was, but I couldn’t stop thinking Here he is at last. Here was something I’d forgotten I’d been waiting on.”
― Slade James, Grumpy Bear