M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE Quotes

“Do you really understand all this army stuff?

It helps not to be too bright, sir.”
― M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team, M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE: Details All 251 Episodes with Plot Summaries. Searchable. Companion to DVDs Blu Ray and Box Set.

“What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce”
― M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team, M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE: Details All 251 Episodes with Plot Summaries. Searchable. Companion to DVDs Blu Ray and Box Set.

“You don't have to hurt somebody just to make sure they don't hurt you first." Hawkeye, in one of his less cynical moments.”
― M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team, M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE: Details All 251 Episodes with Plot Summaries. Searchable. Companion to DVDs Blu Ray and Box Set.

“Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?”
― M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team, M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE: Details All 251 Episodes with Plot Summaries. Searchable. Companion to DVDs Blu Ray and Box Set.

“If you had the guts to serve your country like the rest of us, you wouldn't have to work so hard to prove you're crazy.”
― M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team, M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE: Details All 251 Episodes with Plot Summaries. Searchable. Companion to DVDs Blu Ray and Box Set.

“Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye”
― M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team, M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE: Details All 251 Episodes with Plot Summaries. Searchable. Companion to DVDs Blu Ray and Box Set.

“Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.”
― M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team, M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE: Details All 251 Episodes with Plot Summaries. Searchable. Companion to DVDs Blu Ray and Box Set.

“Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.”
― M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team, M*A*S*H EPISODE GUIDE: Details All 251 Episodes with Plot Summaries. Searchable. Companion to DVDs Blu Ray and Box Set.