Frank’s Reviews > The Slappening > Status Update

I took four years of Pig Latin in college. Its finally paid off.

This is the first time in my long history of reading fiction that I've read breasts described as two gym socks filled with soap and pennies.

What Slappens in Jersey, stays in Jersey.

Hang on Sloopy.

The suspense is killin' me!

“Ah, I don’t think so, Winthrop. I think it’s always dark up there.”

“Even around the sun?”

“Some things are just blackness. No matter how much light they have surrounding them, they can’t be anything but dark.”

“The earth is pretty old,” Fred said. “I imagine it wouldn’t need a night light.”

“Old things get scared too.”

Cosbee. Two E's. No Y.

What I thought at first were a few, clever little Easter eggs for Friday the 13th has evolved into a love letter to the movie that still has plenty of time to turn into a full blown tribute to the franchise.

How can you recall that you don't remember anything?